Hey kid wanna /ss/?

How much of your time is spent coming up with an imaginary person and then getting angry at them?

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>Cynthia
Apart from the nose, you can't blame him...

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Sounds like something Reddit would say.

The world needs more Hal/Arisia 63.

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>tfw you inspire someone to watch an old episode with your post in a Bob's Burgers thread
Could have at least given me a (you) though. Damn.

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It counts with incest right?

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Don't reply to wojack posters. They just want attention. They're redditors looking for surrogate upvotes in the form of (you)s.

>fucking your friend's mom

That's just not healthy.

I wish I were /ss/'d so I wouldn't grow up to be 23 and a virgin.

I mean that's how you'd react if it was a man and a girl so you have no right to speak fag

As someone who lost his virginity pretty early in life it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Shut the fuck up.

Better than being drunkenly raped by your best friend's older sister, trust me.

You wouldn't get it.

Well you see luigi. When a paisono sticks his spaghetti noodle into a mama mia’s ravioli, a little bambito covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.

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When your mum finds your porn files...
..and likes it.

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>shit that never happened

God I wish that were me.

I got molested by my teenage babysitter.

She was nice, and always let me suck on her toes whenever I wanted.

Is it weird I am 99.999% straight and cis but want very badly to be frankie in this?

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Remdiner that every pervert every potrayed by a John K cartoon is a self-insert.

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They are all hideous mutants.

This whole album is the cutest shit ever.
I just get butterflies in my stomach looking at it.

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>when the hot blonde English teacher came to sit with me at lunch and asked my shoe size for no reason

I should have known then

>Had a decade older step sister
>Never /ss/'d
>Still a khv
I hate myself.

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My mom always told me not to trust women without noses

Even the lewds are too cute to really get off to for me, I just want to fall asleep with cuddling Mac like a little puppy.

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Same. It's just too adorable to fap to.