You ever wanna read about Starfire's fat angsty daughter? No? Too bad

If this is bait congrants user you got me good.If it is not I hope that Asian dyke of a writer is at least cute

fanfic implies that the writer derives some sort of joy out of the characters she writes tho...

hate to break it to you...

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>Fat
>Angsty/goth/emo
>Lesbian
>Probably going to be mary sue-ish too
Am I missing anything

Obesity shouldn’t be promoted.

Hotter than Starfire desu

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I guess Author self-insert would fall under Mary-Sue.

SOMEONE POST THE ILLUSTRATIONS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

>16.99 for this garbage

This sounds far more hilarious than anything they've published in ages.

Wow this really is just the writer self-inserting as Starfire's daughter for some reason. What the fuck.

Normally this kind of garbage would never escape some shitty fan fiction website. I genuinely can’t tell if this is real or an elaborate ruse to farm (you)

>Didio’s last act before he was fired was to wokewash DC and crash it to the ground

Why is there so much self-insert these days

hahaha oh my god why do we give these selfish egoists any work

>Lesbian
Of course.

Still would plow

More and more crazy people are sneaking into the industry thanks to HR and twitter.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

Literally any content to deny the spotlight from w h i t e m a l e s

penguinrandomhouse.com/books/671886/i-am-not-starfire-by-mariko-tamaki/
>This shit is real
And I thought pro illegal immigration with Aztec gods souless black eyes Jessica Cruz was bad. This is a new low.

>we could have gotten a nice book with Mar'i
>instead we get whatever this shit is

At least they keep their really bad shit out of continuity.

God help us if the main continuity dies. It's shitty elseworld stuff like this which turns me off from the OGN line.

Seriously, why do the OGNs have to weird, crappy elseworld stuff like these things and Gotham High?

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>119332654
>Why is there so much self-insert these days

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It's part of their shotgun approach to attracting new young people dccomics.com/blog/2019/06/22/dc-announces-new-young-adult-and-middle-grade-graphic-novels-at-ala-annual
They're not supposed to be traditional capeshit.

It's multiplied even more since then

You would, wound't you.

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But Koriand'r isn't a surname?

>It is litterally a self insert fic being published by DC
So this is the result of them firing most of their editors.

Why do her eyes look like Infernal pits of the abyss?

I mean it's literally listed as an upcoming GN on DC's website
dccomics.com/blog/2019/06/22/dc-announces-new-young-adult-and-middle-grade-graphic-novels-at-ala-annual

Same, she totally is the type that would make it uncomfortably racial though...

How is that approach working out? When I was a lad, I was mostly drawn to hot babes with big tits.

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Oh I meant the big tiddy goth, not the writer
And?

God, what is this crap...

I assume she gave it to her daughter because she understood fat goth lesbians on earth need a first and last name to deal with government forms.
I wouldn't know how well it's working, as I'm not a young person, but it seems pretty clear that they're aiming for more than just 12-year-old white boys furtively masturbating.

THE HELL IS THIS FEMCEL GARBAGE

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Wow, the Middle Grade novels are actually better than the Young Adult ones.

I'm sure this will make loads of money and not flop like everything else the industry's put out the last 2 years

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It would be nice if they could figure out how to get new people to look at picture books other than manga.
The plot description suggests it's going to turn into lesbian romance, the most deathly boring of all romantic topics.

Imagine if someone wrote a comic about Superman's fat incel son who uses his powers to spy on women and steal their panties.

So the father is such a terrible figure that she couldn't give her daughter his last name? Was he a one-night stand or something?

The idea of a moody teenage daughter trying to find her place outside of her popular outgoing mother's shadow is a good one, especially in the context of superheroes.
However the fact that the character is clearly a self-insert makes the whole thing really questionable and pretty cringy.

Isn't that just Superboy Prime?
We can't expect Kori to remember everyone she slept with nine months ago.

FEMCELS RISE UP

Fuck no, she'd be doing strength training every day from the time she could walk

Probably some fat guy Starfire pityfucked

Not neccessarily. Remember: She IS an alien.

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youtube.com/watch?v=YzVF7rFtHIA

I'm torn. I'm not a fan of the children of superheroes always becoming heroes themselves and how the children of superheroes react to their parent's activities and the effects superheroics have on the parent/child relationship is a pretty good avenue for exploration. This just seems so boilerplate. You could swap out Starfire for a generic celebrity and everything would be the same.

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. I wouldn't mind a story where a superhero's kid doesn't want to be a superhero, but this synopsis makes the novel sound terrible.

>that
>hot
Literally a tranny

Where are those anons who were still hoping for Ma'ri to come back?

Would it work better if it was about a son rather than a daughter?

>periodically i must refresh my body by purging it of undesirable qualities
>i will name the resulting ball of fat mandy koriand'r, after my people's word for an ungrateful shit

looks like she can't fit through doorways, so it's just easiest to walk through them.
only old men and fatasses get zipper boots, same with western boots.

I think the point is that she's going to learn to accept her heritage and bond with her mother, so it could work but it would be a different story.

I would be really curious to know what you don't consider to be a tranny.