Rigleen definitely bonked prior to this point.
Rigleen definitely bonked prior to this point
Jaxon Fisher
Luke Brown
Yes
Aiden Green
Do you think both of them were virgins?
Tyler Brown
yes
Jack Gonzalez
I would like to think their first time between each other was like that webcomic where Rigby freaks out over which hole to stick it in and cries.
Julian Cox
What was their first time like?
Colton Bell
>draw a human with a beaver tail
>call it a mole
What did they mean by this?
Lincoln Anderson
Incredibly sexy.
John Richardson
Post it.
Julian Morris
That your mom is a faggot.
Tyler Long
Rigby's relaxed attitude about girls combined with his borderline asexuality read like someone who had a naughty nanny.
Jordan Bailey
this
Elijah Nguyen
Rigby bought a giant novelty condom as a joke and then felt bad when Eileen was in lingerie presenting. Thankfully she didn't have her glasses on so she couldn't see, so he hucked the condom into the trash and said wait her for a minute while she was face down ass up. He then drove to the store and everywhere was out of condoms and then he goes on a whacky adventure to get a condom. He comes back and they do it. Eileen then says "You ready for round 2". Rigby face palms because he only had one.
Anthony Williams
"WE ARE THE GUARDIANS OF VIRGIN PUSSY! TO PASS US, YOU MUST BREAK THROUGH THE HYMEN!"
*Rigby struggling noises*
"UH...NOT. NOT LIKE THAT."
"It's not working!"
"LISTEN, MAYBE JUST...UH...STUFF WITH YOUR HANDS FOR A WHILE..."
"Stop talking!"
Camden Lee
What are the chances Mordecai walked in?
Jack Johnson
Stop projecting faggot.
Camden Nguyen
-12.
Isaac Miller
Zero, Mordecai didn't know they were in a relationship until well after they were fucking. But I bet he asked Skips for sex advice.
Julian Fisher
Fuckin kek
Isaac Johnson
>You want what kind of advice....?
>Uhhh... Sex advice.....
>....... Rigby, this is going to be a very rare occasion. But, you're on your own with this.
Cooper Rodriguez
Did Mordecai deserve his epilogue bat wife?
Dominic Sanders
No,Simpdecai deserved loneliness.
Lincoln Perry
My fucking sides
Colton Adams
>Ughhh,fine.
Levi Jones
Nah I was more of a Mordecai at that age except I was already dating Starla when I met Margaret
Aiden Gomez
>Ooh, Rigby! I know what to do!
>You do? Really?
>My yes. Collect a pen and paper, you may want to write this down.
>Oh okay. Alright I'm ready.
>The first step, is to ask for the young lady's hand in marriage...
Levi Sanchez
>Read it in his voice
Adam Phillips
Lie moar virigincuck.
Henry Allen
Incredibly awkward for both of them
They both squirm around trying to get it right and fail, even though Eileen studied proper techniques
Luis Cook
>Rigby, you're not writing it down...
>Dude, that's lame! I'm not going to marry her before we have sex!
>Are you at least gonna bring a condom?
>A what?
James Stewart
Eileen is every quirky girl you ignored in high school and Rigby is every kid who was kinda in your friends circle but never would hang out alone with.
Suddenly senior year they hook up and are insanely happy together while you're still a bitter virgin. 10 years later they're happily married with kids and you're posting on a cartoon message board
Michael Walker
Ummmm... Neither one is anything to be especially proud of is it? I cheated on that fat girlfriend with the hot one that I thought was made for me then I was too much of a simp over her to have success with my next (couple) pretty great girlfriends and my standards were too high to tolerate the nerdy one who was really really into me.
Anthony Watson
Why are you attacking me personally like this user?