We're back with the influencers
homestuck2.com
Homestuck Bonus Upd8
Joshua Miller
Owen Wright
It hurts to know this is how it all ended up being.
Landon Rivera
Why was the main update art so BAD
Ryan Reyes
Shit
Michael Carter
Not canon don't care
>But Hussie
As far as I know, the only contribution Hussie made was dog girl and a note that says 'Don't spend every panel with pointless sex and makeouts'
Jason Walker
The google doc hasn't updated yet, but so far its just a coffee shop, talking about omega kids before the self air raid.
docs.google.com
For when it does update
Benjamin Anderson
at this point im just happy hiveswap act 2 is just ok
Andrew Rivera
not reading
Aaron Perez
I want to beat the shit out of who ever thought this entire subplot was a good idea
Thomas Sanders
Drawn by Dirk
Caleb Clark
Kayden Ortiz
>I don’t mean this rudely whatsoever, but does Andrew Hussie ever plan to work independently on a new project unrelated to Homestuck? Back in the day he said that Homestuck was only the beginning for him, that it would pave the way for something else, and I know I’m not the only one who really misses his work.
BogusMastiff4w
homestuckteam
>We asked your question to Andrew, and here's a direct quote from him:
>"There was an old question I answered one time suggesting that Homestuck was a warmup for something else, if I wanted it to be. I've noticed this answer is referenced occasionally, and is sometimes cited as an example of how certain statements I make are misleading or cannot be taken at face value. I have to admit there's some truth to these interpretations. Many of my remarks should be taken with a grain of salt on account of my tendency for understatement.
>During the entire run of Homestuck, I would estimate that I was creatively operating at approximately 1% of my maximum power level. Since then, I haven't been doing much, except functioning in a loosely supervisory capacity on certain projects. But during the pandemic, I found myself with a bit of extra time on my hands, so I hit the hyper gravity chamber for a while, and now the scouters have me clocking in at about 5%. I'll remain at this power level for a while and see what happens. But I can't promise I will try to exceed this mark any time soon, or ever, because that could start getting dangerous for everyone."
Xavier Hernandez
Haha DBZ reference Hussie, VERY cool and epic!
Zachary Allen
So a lot of words that basically mean "pls stop quoting me and holding me up to my own words"
Xavier Roberts
Homestuck resembles a group of scammers who were forced to pretend to run the business after the wild and long course of events. It is like waking up to a pot of coffee that's clown wig colored, like it's supposed to be funny. Homestuck resembles someone who spent her whole life in a community being told that people outside of it are really tall and skinny and made of cardboard, so she never developed sympathy for the supposed cardboard creatures. Homestuck looks like some shit. If the celebs were shown Homestuck, they would enjoy the thought of making a Homestuck movie set in Hell. Homestuck has had a negative impact on the GDP. Homestuck was made by a company that installed a "lunk alarm" for seeing a normal person with regular hair and interests - they've installed one in each home. (It recoups development costs) It was designed for alleviating certain unknown brain conditions - not knowing that it actually aggravates them and the sections of brain are fine with it.
Brandon Price
you just know who did the art for this one
Wyatt Foster
Nicholas Myers
>We're back with the influencers
WHO
Brayden Wood
Here's your next HS2 update bro
Joseph Parker
>resembles a group of scammers who were forced to pretend to run the business after the wild and long course of events
Hey now, the L96A1 is a good rifle that was actually made and sold
Landon Taylor
The influencers.
Juan Wilson
Forgot to reply, to lazy to delete
Jaxon Diaz
1800 patrons
Nolan King
40 year old man
Carson Brown
you know
Luke Wilson
is that a no
Christian Morgan
woof
Ian Watson
The Death
Blake Bailey
SHUT the FUCK up about FEELINGS and POLITICS
WHERE IS SBURB
WHERE IS THE GAME MECHANICS
WHERE IS THE FUNNY
WHY DID YOU MAKE A COMIC OUT OF ONLY THE WORST PARTS OF THE ORIGINAL COMIC
THE DRONING TEXT BOXES, THE SHITTY RELATIONSHIP DRAMA, THE SLUGGISH PACE
JUST DO SOMETHING BESIDES BITCH ABOUT LIBERAL POLITICS AND BE GAY YOU FUCKING WHORES
Tyler Jackson
Why can't Hussie just have a normal midlife crisis and buy a gaudy car.
Angel Wright
They are so boring i dont think i even seen fanart of them
Luis Collins
Damn Dave how can you say you love her if you won't duel a bunch of dogs for her hand?
Joshua Jenkins
Fix Hiveswap.
Henry Jackson
>We're back with the influencers
GOD.
FUCKING.
DAMMIT.
Charles James
Turn it into a Folykl dating sim
Gavin Allen
Ethan Phillips
Why fix something that isn't broken :^)
Brody Hughes
You. I like you. But we already did that.
Adrian Wood
No one cares about these reject Danganropa OCs
Sebastian Ramirez
>bunny dave
Why
Alexander Powell
>But we already did that.
When?
Angel Allen
it's around, just gotta look
Matthew Martinez
Only Folykl
No other options
No other characters
10 hour sex scenes with 4 years of scheduled DLC
Jaxon Cooper
He said he didn't want to put on the cat ears.
Jack Jackson
...
what, you want pancakes?
leave me alone, i'm trying to do my laundry.
Wyatt Long
Friendsim dude.
>"no that doesn't count"
we made out with her by a dumpster, what more do you want?
Carson King
You should do a detransition and hop on this dick instead
Hunter Morgan
Why are they trying to kill Dirk again? Also, why is Dirk a homophobe now?
Bentley Reed
Brayden Foster
30 hours of interactive sex scenes
James Jenkins
Love the only interesting part got tossed aside, really cool.
Coward.
Ayden Howard
she's finally returned
from THE WAR
Joseph Clark
Aaron Howard
>Coward.
Well yeah, it's Dave.
Nicholas Evans
He’s a self hating faggot
Jayden Thomas
Charles Rivera
>Dave: even though the only religions that really existed on the new earth we made was fucked up clown catholicism and sixty-nine troll jesus
1. How the fuck does the clown religion exist if Gamzee didn't exist in meat timeline? Saying its intrinsic is as lazy as it is dumb, especially considering it proves everyone who hates purple bloods right
2. How/why the fuck do people know/care about the Sufferer when he isn't even part of their culture?
3. Dave, half your planet believes in a polydeism. A polydeism that you yourself are part of because you are one of the gods/creators. Dave, are you being racist again?
Adam Powell
Roxyjohn anons, ASSEMBLE
Joshua Price
Rage...rage finds a way
Julian Rogers
Hudson Cox
They decided to make Dirk a normal person, because they wanted everyone else to be Twitter
When do they shit pants on Twitter tho
Charles Martin
>gay characters are overly emotional sissies who can’t make it through a conversation without talking about dick
>trannies are adulterers, child molesters, pedophiles, and murderers
Isaiah Brown
He kidnapped Rose and John, stole a ship, and I think they know he tranq'd Jade, so they're probably preparing for the worst.
I think they're just referencing the "yes I'm gay, yes I'm homophobic, we exist" meme while pointing out how he's became kind of an ass.
Lucas Sanchez
SAVE HIM
Adrian Cruz
Rage is not a religion you clown fucker
Its as much a religion as being an atheist is
Sebastian Lewis
I can't believe Gamzee Makara is trans
Robert Wright
Apparently people really fucking hate this guy, and while I certainty don't think he is the best, what did he do?
Oliver Lee
i want kuprum to get what he wants
Nathaniel Mitchell
Unfortunately, he was murdered, like the Beekeeper that came before him
(That is a joking reference to the porn of the beekeeper)
Ian Hughes
Killed the other beekeeper.