What's going on with the baby?
Spider-Woman
Jason Gray
Hudson Rodriguez
Still a thing and being raised by her boyfriend in a shitty apartment. They may have written themselves into a corner
Jack Wilson
Hopeless wanted to insert himself and his pregnant wife into pre-existing characters, and they're all the worse for it. Jessica comes off as a terrible mother who's always eager to leave her kid in someone else's care so that she can galavant around.
Owen Howard
Why not be raised by Carol ?
Cameron Nguyen
>random sperm donor for the father
>have the boyfriend raise the baby practically by himself
Cooper Myers
They maybe should have picked someone else, like Carol, Ororo , or hell fucking Sue storm agin.
Or maybe make the babies power, it has super genius with the power of Psychometry and Psychokinesis so it can talk and walk at a young age
Austin Edwards
Because she's never at home either. Can't just drag babies into space and evil lairs.
Camden Parker
Mary Jane ? or fucking Doreen
Jaxon Wood
Because Carol would be even more irresponsible.
Nathan Perry
Hopeless wasn't writing any of those, he was writing Spider-woman.
Jacob Rogers
Skaby, as in skrull baby. Not to be confused with scabies, as in what I had last month.
Angel Parker
Why not make the baby a baby genius though with power of Psychokinesis and Mental time travel.
So it could at least communicate and not just be a baby
Joshua Wood
Yeah, I don't by it either. It's Hawkeye's.
James Cruz
Well now she is doing heavy drugs that make her insane just so she can find a cure for her son and her.
Thomas Brown
>insert himself and his pregnant wife into pre-existing characters
>didn’t do any porn of it
Shameful honestly.
They should have gone with the only I ever loved
Leo Diaz
That's stupid.
Parker Perry
Who is even the father of that baby?
Eli Fisher
That would be retarded and they already did that with Captain Britain and Megan's baby.
Austin Cruz
a nobody sperm donor.
Ryder Ross
>It's Hawkeye's
WHAT
Bentley Thomas
>Jessica comes off as a terrible mother who's always eager to leave her kid in someone else's care so that she can galavant around.
that is a person that exists.
Austin Murphy
No, it's Carol's.
Noah Martinez
its fucking dead sorry guys
>told me to babysit their child
>I accidently put it in an oven after cutting off its limbs as it screams, blood gushing as its tears fall on the floor, They both scream at me, begging why. I tell them
>"Sorry m8, I only look after gay men's babies, lesbian's children get killed on the spot
Ethan Torres
who is the father?
Colton Perry
I am, but I thought I was fucking Spiderman
Juan Carter
Im still surprised they didn't went for a sperm of a black guy since during the time that Jess got pregnant, Marvel during that time was blacked all the girls left and right
Tyler Rodriguez
Her entire reasoning for going to the sperm doc was that she had a one night stand with some rando she met at a nightclub and didn't get knocked up. That's it, she woke up not pregnant after fucking some dude and decided to rectify the situation by getting artificially inseminated the next day.
Camden Johnson
It's because she obviously used Hawkeye's sperm.
Parker Green
Given that her history hasn't been retconned, she's essentially a 15-16 year old in the body of someone pushing thirty. There is no way in hell she's making good decisions.
Jaxon Cox
Yes, we know, user. She should have gone to prom with you instead of Todd, and Todd should've worn a condom.
Logan Phillips
I'm going to regret asking, but can you spoonfeed me an expansion of this bullshit?