Reminder. Here is a list of characters Superman can ALWAYS befriend

Supermans a impossibility and a out of touch deception of true american ideals.

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yes user, true justice is ALWAYS an impossibility but it doesn't mean we shouldn't try to help ourselves and our fellow man find it

Batkek reveal that Thomas and Martha Wayne are actually Batman Who Thomas Wayne and Batman Who Martha Wayne. The 3 Batkeks gangbang the multiverse in front of Superman much to his horror.

You see then superman kills martha and thomas wayne's because batman once told him that if he ever "breaks bad" he put a special Batman toxin inside of his simulacrum parents spine that would cancel out any sort of joker toxin or terrible writing that may come from a book

Sadly for Superman, the Batman Who Thomas and Martha Wayne anticipated this and took a serum that grants them total immunity. Batkeks took advantage of the situation and inject the startled Superman with a kryptonite laced cocktail that knocked him out. Batkeks use this opportunity and successfully transfers his brain into Superman’s body and becomes Superbatkeks.

To Superbatkeks surprise he finds his brain is not alone in Supermans body, he is also in there with the brain of Alfred, who put a part of his brain in supermans fortress of solitude in order to help clark stop an evil bruce and so now superbatalfredkek has a baked in conscience that lets him know that this isn't the only way

can we stop giving snyder ideas now?

Batman Who Thomas and Martha Wayne sees Superbatkeks’ internal struggles and decided to implant their own brains into Superbatkeks’ body. With the reinforcement of Batman Who Thomas and Martha Wayne, Batkek kills the aspect of Alfred and erase him from their mindscape. With a 1 vs 3 disadvantage, Superman is ultimately killed and erased from his own mindscape.

No. Snyder should use these free material that is being provided for him.

But that was supermans plan all along! he placed pieces of kryptonie within the brains of the batman who thomas and martha waynes brain when he brought the simulacrums into the fray, so when the superbatalfredthomasandmarthawaynekek decides to become his final form he would end himself from the inside out

Sadly for Superman, Batkek notice the Kryptonite and removed it before implanting his brain into Superman’s body. With the death of Superman and the theft of Superman’s body, Super Batkek 3 continues raping the multiverse with no opposition capable of stopping him.

alright I'm not having fun anymore, I just read the batman who laughs and god damn was it stupid. what the fuck is dc thinking hiring you snyder?

Just fuck already you raging faggots.

I just wanted to have a fun superman thread turning the power level copypasta faggotry agaisnt itself, why does EVERYTHING have to devolve into power level faggotry?

how dare you underplay the god of friendship

hes so damn strong he effects everyone in dc, including lex luthor

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Except Scott Snyder realizes that this idea is stupid and kills batkek by him slipping in the shower and having a heart attack

I'm sure they'd get along great, even swap some farming tips, but I can't help but think Clark would have some remarks about Tenchi's particular lifestyle.
Lois is a good middle ground between Ryoko and Ayeka, that'd be something to see. Probably get a spare set of clothes from Ayeka since they both look good in purple.
And Jon would make fast friends with Sasami, it'd be adorable.

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Except Snyder’s idea is even stupider. Perpetua and Batkek both have the power to remake the multiverse and they fight by throwing planets at each other.

what the fuck does throwing planets do to a multiversal being? Throwing planets did fuck all to infinity gauntlet thanos and he was only the supreme being of ONE universe

I guess they throw planets with Multiversal level force

They were really big and physically grabbed a planet and used it as a melee weapon.

It's a cool visual but it just seems so stupid, is the best that snyder can come up with for a god level fight just a punch em up? This entire arc has just gone from punch em up to punch em up with the exception of the one issue that showed owlman. I'm just thinking back to infinity gauntlet when the celestial beings FINALLY joined the fray and it had so many creative turns to try to put thanos down, has metal had anything like that?