Imagine being attracted to a fictional character. Pathetic

>Imagine being attracted to a fictional character. Pathetic.

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>imagine fucking up greentext
Pathetic.

>Imagined pickle rick forget how type insteqd uaing the healmagerrated hologrom to provide the pearl hatbor storm, like indiana when it falling over it.

you're pickle rick

>Guys I was having a dream I kissed (Insert name) I wish I hadn't woken up.

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>Imagine not being attracted to a fictional character.
What a stinky asshole spewing hot sauce and gravy while OP sings the Gaogaigar theme song, gargles hot coffee, and jerks off to the scent of expired hot chocolate

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Omg when it peter was the eye he said hey sandy it pulled up Siri??

Imagine thinking anything matters

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imagine posting horney Sejic for the OP

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I can't stop watching this, was this done cause he was one of those anti-maskers?

To die by her thighs would be an honour.

fpbp

>he didn't masturbate to the scene of a sweaty, smelly Harley tying Nightwing to her bed so she could rape him before she takes a shower
>he didn't masturbate to the scene of Harley angrily farting in the Batmobile while Nightwing and Batman had to smell it
imagine being this gay

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Who's Peter?

Look, unless you know of some real-life place where 20+ ft. tall women who want their feet massaged exist you're not going to stop me from whacking it to illustrated/digitally-rendered porn.

>Imagine, not making your loved fictional character to the real life and marrying her

Based Paul Dini and his magical love Zatanna

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How'd he do it, lads? Sell his soul to the devil? Enchant her with a spell? Or is he just hung like a horse?

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Is he dead?

Not the most pathetic thing about me. Hell, not even in the top 5.

ziqazagababoopididzagiboobabdap ghost dad.

Best girl

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>Imagine

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>imagine inserting yourself as a sexy fictional female character. Pathetic, but hot.

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>Imagine being tagged bump by anonymous.
Bump.

He had Grant Morrison help him out with his magic.

>IMAGINE AAAAALL THE PEOPLEEEEE

>EAAGGGHHH PEOPLE!!!!!!
*Fart*

Beautiful.

Based

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s-sauce?

Whoa, i didn't know there were so many Noa appreciators here.

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I'm exclusively masturbating to fictional characters and never think for a second about real women.
I'm not the kind of autist that thinks 2D is pure or whatever, I just think it's weirder to jack it to that girl at work you talk to twice a week than to wonder woman