Satan commanded me post on Zig Forums through my marathon of the 1983 cartoon Dungeons & Dragons
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Satan commanded me post on Zig Forums through my marathon of the 1983 cartoon Dungeons & Dragons
Right off the bat Dungeon Master is an asshole
This retard just gave up on ever going home because some wizard offered to teach him magic
Whoa, it turns out the wizard is evil and he tricked the kid into casting a spell only good wizards can cast, which released evil dragons. I did not see this coming.
THE WIZARD WAS VENGER ALL ALONG
And just like that the retard made the dragons disappear
Venger stole the hat, Dungeon Master magically brings it back. It feels like Dungeon Master and Venger are working together.
TH- THIS IS MY HOLE
IT WAS MADE FOR ME
Half the problems in this show are solved by hiding in holes and the other half is solved by pitting two big threats against each other
hmm
The kids gave up a chance to go home because they though they needed to help the guy who helped them get to the portal. But Dungeon Master was right there all along, ready to drive off Venger, and the kids gave up their chance to go home for nothing.
TURNS OUT THE CREEPY GUIDE WAS VENGER
Wait, wasn't this wizard Venger in disguise three episodes ago?
nice bulge
Check it out, they're pitting one threat against the other threat again
Dungeon Master was an asshole AGAIN and put the kids in many life-threatening situations for fun
he did the thing
I actually feel sorry for him
Presto is such a twink
Dungeon Master is being an asshole again. Instead of telling the kids "don't touch the flowers" he gave them a riddle, and then shrugged off responsibility when they didn't figure out his riddle in time.
This guy's horrifying
This asshole almost outright said he's keeping the kids in this world until they do what he wants them do to
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It's hard to believe how many hand-drawn frames are in every second of this anime-- I mean cartoon. If cartoons today had the budget that this thing has, they'd look beautiful.
Compare this show, which has probably 18 hand-drawn frames per second and new animation every episode, to He-Man, which almost always recycles animation and has maybe a few seconds of new animation per episode, and probably something like four hand-drawn frames per second.
hmm
>Venger had wings but didn't fly
>The horse didn't wings but did fly
>But Venger only unfurled his wings only when mounting the horse
So... it was the horse flying around or Venger carrying the horse? If Venger opened his legs, the horse would fall?
"The complainer is always wrong".
Dungeon Master is "that guy"