So what do you guys think? Is she bangable? I mean sure, a five year old girl can be bangable but would you have your way with her given the opportunity even though she is a literal ayy lmao?
Starfire
I'd put a ring on her and marry her before raven can ruin the wedding
>”I DID bang her. We even have a kid together—she mostly takes after her old man in the looks department, though!”
That makes no sense. She is an alien. You can't marry a non Christian alien. You also can't procreate as well.
Troqs are plagued with nothing but STDs. Some of those STDs are foreign to Earth and will literally cause your earthling internal organs to melt if contracted.
She's very interesting from a background point of view. Her sister sold her and repurposed her entire brain of thought in pleasing aliens with her body, she lived her whole live as a concubine for some green monster and for the pleasure of her sister before coming to earth and even then, she is torn between robin and raven.
She's great and I love her and would marry her!
Yeah, he's...he's not wrong on that one.
>Marrying used good and a prostitute
I love old titans
Best characters
Looks like a standard sitcom to me. Couch potato dad, hot wife, annoyed daughter
No way fag.
>Slade, I got a job for you
God I miss those glorious late 80s Early 90s Mullets.
Hot child.
Degeneracy in it's highest.
I'm sorry this is the exact opposite of kiddie fucking (aka homosexuality).
My husband, It's time to perform the traditional Tamaranean honeymoon ceremony.
Sure. First grow your eyebrows out and we will do the dance. I'll get the koosh balls.
Outgoing space waifu that brings you out of your shell >>> brooding goth loner
>they save the earth
>tell them they can't merry each other
Didn't think stupidity reached this high outside of Marvel.
Wait, Starfire really has a kid with that fat dude?
Hey, you've got the exact same voice as me. Are we related?
You can't marry someone of a different species ya dolt. There are many restrictions on marriage for good reasons.
>I mean sure, a five year old girl can be bangable
Yes. And?
Yet starfire and other alien heroes are allowed to do other day to day shit like drive cars, use bathrooms, buy homes, etc? Or do they just live in a cage, get thrown spare meat, and let out when its time to punch the bad guy?
Questions like these make 0 fucking sense when Superman has been around for years by this point.
They probably just assume Superman is a super powered human