Peter Parker, uber genius scientist, son of two of the best spies in the world...

>Peter Parker, uber genius scientist, son of two of the best spies in the world, can't even breathe without a bunch of super-models falling in love with him. Former billionaire.
>"Wow! So relatable! This is literally me!!"
Lol

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You're low IQ.

OP is a fag who made his own shitposting thread because he got chased out of two other Spider-Man threads

Felicia and Gwen aren't Supermodels. Only Mary Jane is

Every day this board argues that Felicia is oh so much better looking than MJ. She absolutely qualifies as supermodel.

we don't need a fourth fucking thread for this shit, go back to the last thread you faggot and take responsibility for your shit opinions there. mods should delete this one

This. This fucker is a casual whining about the spider-family and calls everyone else a Milesfag even though no one mentioned him at all, so when his back was to a wall being called out for stupid posts he decided to make another thread to hide in

Truth.

Yes, but he's also inexplicably poor a lot of the time.

You can't find a way to say "She's hot" without referring to a profession?

Next thing you'll tell me is that you think every female DC character is actually a clone because of samebody syndrome.

Which is pis considering he's friends with 2 millionares.

>this fucker hates miles
>so he made a thread shitting on peter
nani?

But poor = relatable, so he'll continue working odd jobs in most continuities.

Your reading comprehension is shit. You got your ass handed to you REPEATEDLY in the other thread, and your only argument was calling everyone a Milesfag in the vain hope someone would back you up. Yes Miles and Bendis are trash, but your opinions about Spider-Man reek of casual and lack a fundamental understanding of the character. You going to cry and demand Peter is a loner again or something?

It's more I demand that peter be allowed to have character moments for himself with his own supporting cast rather than having to share screen time with shit characters who are not only NOT a part of his life but they only exist to shit on his story

>characters who are not only NOT a part of his life but they only exist to shit on his story
So thanks for confirming that you're a sad autist who couldn't deal with the arguments being presented, and like a faggot ran to make a new thread. Furthermore, YOU don't get to decide who is in Peter's life, and no, they don't constantly shit on Peter. That's your own autism at work there

How many former billionaires do we have in this thread?

literally gwen is predicated on shitting on peter as a love interest since "her peter" died in going columbine on his class, something faggots like you love brining up. and miles has shit on peter since the beginning as a concept that bendis himself designed, though saladin seems to revel in shitting on a white guy any chance he can get, ie every time peter shows up in miles book he acts like a bitch and the shit story he wrote in 850 had peter get his ass beat by a fucking teenager.

seriously stop making these fucking threads you faggot

Fuck off OP, literally only casuals claim that Spider-Man is relatable or grounded.

He's a self insert fantasy, a pretty fun one but that's all he is. He was even straight up based on Dikto looks.

Spiderfags are retarded. News at 11.

The fact Spider-Man gets more and more wanked over the runs is Marvel editors fault not Stan Lee, Peter was originally just a nerd, then future writers made him super everything.

Spider-Man is just Marvel’s Batman, the overrated hero that gets shoved everywhere and that normies worship.

Yet he still is able to live in NY...

I'm not making these threads you fucking asshole. YOU ARE. Stick to one of the ones already up, or better yet, fuck off

>literally only casuals claim that Spider-Man is relatable or grounded.
So everyone is a casual? Because literally every person who shills Spider-Man does so because he “relatable and grounded”. Especially on Zig Forums.

We will write our own Spider-Man comic without daddy spy or the love interests, and we will make Marvel pay the production costs.

We will make Spider-Man relatable again! Trump 2024

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But op! Peter Parker pays taxes! Taxes! And pays rent!

He is LITERALLY exactly like me!

>But op! Peter Parker pays taxes! Taxes! And pays rent!
With stolen money, stolen money, Boomerang stole that money. This is canon, Spider-Man should be in jail. Lock him up!

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You forgot: he punched his pregnant wife, made a deal with Satan to annul his marriage and kill his daughter, killed a woman, tried to kill a little black girl who needed surgery, punched Iron Man in the face, and helped the Avengers attack a minority group.

>Yes, but he's also inexplicably poor a lot of the time.

You know who also is poor sometimes?

Batman.

He’s even poor right now.

So Batman and Spider-Man really are the same.