Let's be honest

>sane
Debatable. He nearly snapped when Hank, Bill and Boomhauer stole his mower. Also when he snuck into a sanitarium he was pretty much considered loony
>well adjusted
Fair, guy owns and operates his a business and is good at what he does. Also loves and supports his family.
>intelligent
Also fair, he has a wide-ranging knowledge of things most wouldn't. The guy learned Russian just so he could read a soviet tank operation manual and he didn't even need to know how until Bill stole a tank.
>realistic
Nah, he rarely thinks for himself, preferring to parrot whatever he reads and absorbs, whether it be the conspiracies like JFK or aliens or believing Hank was a woman due to a government error.

Regardless, he was always one of the most intriguing characters.

Excerpt from the episode where hanks' mom starts dating again:
>DALE: So he's Jewish.
>HANK: Yeah, Dale, he's Jewish.
>DALE: There's nothing wrong with that in and of itself.

Trips confirm

Cope

He wasn't at first, but as the show went on they had to work with the characters more, so while for Bill they doubled down on how fucked up and pathetic he is to make for episode plots, for Dale they instead walked back how crazy and confrontational he was so he could conceivably be found interacting with the rest of the cast when not drinking beer. The old Dale had no reason to leave his fucking basement, much less the alley, he unironically believes the CIA is spying on him and that he's a target for assassination, they had to dial that shit down.

You're literally no different from flat earthers no matter how grounded you falsely believe your particular flavor of retardation is.

Didn´t USA had a shit project about mind control? How was it called again?

And drugged its own citizens to study chemical weapons?

Like, do you just think that your governament or big companies don´t do things in secret?

MK-Ultra, I think, but I only know the cliffnotes.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist but I don't believe this to some extent, to lead people obsessed with chasing stuff on wild goose chases

Don't try your motte and bailey shit with me you ass. I'm not saying people don't keep secrets but nothing on the scale of what schizos want to believe is possible.The more people who are privy to a secret the less likely it is to stay secret. Anything like faking the moon landings, the 9/11 terrorist attacks, or the holocaust or hiding worldwide satanic ritual abuse or the inefficacy and danger of innoculations would mean at minimum hundreds of thousands or millions of people who know better would have to keep their mouths shut and that's impossible on a massive scale. It couldn't happen.

The truth is conspiracy theories are psychological coping mechanisms. It allows people to externalize their problems while at the same time offering a tantalizing easy solution to all of them: if they can only reveal the man behind the curtain they can fix everything. It puts them in control. Moreover it makes people too uneducated to know better feel smarter than those who do. The conspiracy theorist has special knowledge. They're like a Gnostic sage. They posses understanding far greater than that of any high and mighty experts with their years of study and practice into the fields of science or engineering or historiography or medicine. Upset that you never had a chance of making it to med school? Then just believe as Ben Garrison does that doctors know less about medicine than you do! Disgusted with yourself for being an ugly asocial loser? That's okay, it's not you're fault you'll never get married, it's the Jews' fault for inventing feminism! Angry that your preferred candidate lost? Then choose to believe that he won and the courts won't do anything about it because they're in on the fraud! Everything is exactly the way you want it to be, and if you aren't getting your way that's only because you are being unjustly persecuted — but you have the power to change that! Your time is coming and it will be glorious!

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Everything you said is true and it doesn't mean that what I said here isn't equally as valid.

The Lusitania was a valid target.
There really was a backdoor conglomerate scheme to kill municipal rail cars to boost automotive, tires, and fuel sales.
The Gulf of Tonkin didn't happen.
European states and the US gave Saddam the fertilizer materials he turned into chemical weapons to gas the Iranians and later the Kurds.
The Bush admin lied about WMDs.
Epstein did have a secret sex island and connections to Clinton and the British royals.

Every single one of those things is true and you'd have been labeled a conspiracy theorist to espouse them. And it's a brush that paints so effectively and widely precisely because the label ties people to flat earthers, Holocaust deniers, and Pizzagaters.

Conversely: I do want to cap myself in the head everytime I hear my buddy's sister-in-law and her boyfriend literally talk about NWO "mechanisms of control" and the fucking Rothchilds re: COVID and sabotage any possibility at all that we could convince them not to cancel their Christmas plans.

None of your examples are conspiracy "theories" they're known conspiracies. The point this crosses the stupidity threshold is when people think that EVERYONE is lying to them. People in business, the government, the military, acadamia, the media — they're all in cahoots!

He's still a giblet head.

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Great anachronism.

>uh dude, everyone knows those were the numbers to yesterday's pick 4 lottery

But AGAIN, you're not wrong, you're just also right and I'm also not wrong. And again I'll agree that the wackiest always rely on confirmation bias and ignore counter examples.

Conspiracies that were inevitably exposed do not make the case for conspiracies that cannot be, somehow.

Based and well-adjusted pilled.

I don't think you realize the inconsistency in what you're saying.

>inevitably exposed

So, if it wasn't discovered via submersible camera in 2010 that the Lusitania had armaments aboard then it'd be a conspiracy theory. And if Epstein still had the wool over people's eyes, it'd be a conspiracy theory.

As well: if it turned out the earth WAS flat, it would be a conspiracy and no longer a theory.

Everything you are taking as a settled conspiracy was at one point a conspiracy theory prior to being settled. It's not a separate realm or concept.

Theories that make a falsifiable claim are fine it's when conspiracies start dealing with metaphysics that they become indistinguishable from new age religions.

Most NWO/ZOG theories have this tendency to vier into alien and demonic explanations of real world problems

Fpbp

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