/dixie/ - Southern US and Friends

>preemptive

ok I'll change it tomorrow

a real american hero

a little under 7 hectares of hilly somewhat gravelly land. i don't know how many acres that is. it's quite a pain to till, especially considering i do not have modern farm equipment as they use in the west. tilling, plowing, cultivating, harrowing, these kinds of things, they take a very long time to do. but i make sure to do them as effectively as possible to get the soil in peak condition, as well as using manure and high nitrogen fertilizers to ensure i have the best soil for many ways around. another way of encouraging the soil quality of course is crop circling and these kinds of things. thusly my crops have the best environment possible in the mountainous region of here. i tend to micromanage many of the crops which is soil intensive and requires often replenishment but vastly increases yield. i grow wheat, barley, corn, rice, and sometimes tobacco or cotton, though these can be riskier some times. also occasionally they will have rare exotic seeds in the bazaar such as blackberry seeds which i generally will buy and use a small patch for. i used to grow potatoes but in the last while china and a few other countries increased production enormously so they are very difficult to make a profit when growing unless you are a large farmer. i usually still grow a patch but just for personal usage and for friends as well, rather than to sell

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peeing on your plants is good for them once in a while

Sometimes, I pee so hard, I rip this skin

do you use horses for tilling the land or do you do it manually?

i'm not happy about trading zadar for the budget mongol but it's acceptable because he's a farmer

Repostin for Ohio in the right thread

did you find the job after you got to to NZ or before?

i have one horse that i use for it, though i help push and guide it as it moves. when it comes to planting seeds i do it myself, i dont have a horse drawn machine to help with that and the ones i've tried to build are pretty ineffective(seeds coming out in clumps and these things)

>tobacco or cotton
based and southronpilled
>blackberries
one of my personal favorites. They grow wild here along fence rows

Do you have any livestock?

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>fuckton of free perks
v nice. I was hired as maintenance on a dude ranch in colorado for this summer but the rona cockblocked me
it cost like $3000 for a weekend for guests and employees could do most the stuff for free
Yurosphere cunts are blessed with having hostels, be grateful for them it is impossible to travel here in the summer unless you camp all the time or have tons of money

>break already over
back to the apple grading conveyor belt with you

tobacco and cotton are actually decent-sized exports of kyrgyzstan. kyrgyz businessmen visiting western north carolina during the early 1910's purchased a large number of seeds, seeing how well they grew in the smoky mountains and wanting to be the russian empire's primary supplier of tobacco. it's also where the soviets got a large part of their tobacco from, and china for a time as well, though china began growing huge amounts of tobacco and squeezed us out of the market, much as how they did with potatoes as well. as for livestock, i own some chickens, but that is about all. i used to own some pigs but had to sell them some years back due to a really bad harvest. pests had seriously damaged parts of the crops, and that year potato, corn, and tobacco prices took a steep drop as chinese production hit a huge spike. potato prices had been slowly rising the last few years so for the first time in a while i tried growing a large number of potatoes... due to the spike things went poorly. not a great year but we did go on a road trip to myanmar earlier that year which was nice

I'd like to go horseback riding in Kyrgyzstan

Your life sounds pretty comfy
Sometimes I feel like I'd enjoy doing something similar but the way farms work out here you would never make enough money on 7 hectares.

it's comfy, but takes an enormous amount of physical and mental work to maintain, especially here where the soil is bad and the chinese can pour in cheap produce at any time... i still enjoy it overall of course

>after years my dreams of carpet bagging are finally coming true

feels good my soon to be fellow southerners

rate my town

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what do you mean? are you moving to the south?

good town
town/10 would town again

>and the chinese can pour in cheap produce at any time
Yeah that would suck
The Chinese meddle in our agriculture all the time too, though it's more by using their power as consumers than as actually out-competing us as producers. One of our major exports to the east used to be canola, but a while ago the Chinese just decided that they were gonna stop buying it from us and all of a sudden tons of farms were losing hundreds of thousands of dollars because their main crop was made effectively worthless. Lots of people are switching over to lentils now because of it.

Dude I don't want to scare you but I think you might be living in a video game

no way

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yeah, pretty much received a job offer in Chattanooga.

yeah, their agricultural output is so much vastly bigger than kyrgyzstan that they can easily just crush entire domestic markets in a series of days. especially since naryn was declared a free trade zone, only makes it easier

Talking to a Cuban is extremely frustrating. We both speak the same language but can barely understand eachother properly.

why the need for such a big highway? 3 overpasses to said highway? how can such a small town afford such infrastructure?

>DUDE MOVING TO RANDOM PLACES FOR JOBS LMAO

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Is this a model of your hometown?

no, that would take way too much effort
still expanding, the empty area next to the unfinished highway will be a new industrial zone

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>not moving for a job with someone willing to double your pay

So how did you learn to speak English so well?
I can't imagine it's a very common language in Kyrgyzstan

>but the way farms work out here you would never make enough money on 7 hectares.
idk if you live relatively close to a city you can make a pretty good living off growing greens in those plastic covered greenhouse tunnels and selling them to restaurants and grocery stores

After and very easily
They're used to employing many travellers in everything agriculture and hospitality related, as well as people from surrounding islands like Vanuatu
Now that I've completed 3 months of agriculture work I can apply for a visa extension so about a year and a half in total

>brown bath water

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What about mobile homes and camper vans
Is it allowed to just park in the boonies or are there designated spots
I'd guess several answers depending on the states and the kind of land

why are you talking to a cuban?

He's a construction worker and I'm trying to settle stuff. Was thinking of adding another little room just for storage. Have to see if that's even possible.

Not sure how viable that is out here given the climate
You rarely see greenhouses out here but maybe that's just a cultural thing instead of a practical thing

shit titties

burned the fuck out of myself while cooking

what vidya

Darude - Sandstorm

had this problem in England when talking to blokes with cockney accents

Cities Skylines

bamboozled again!

Nobody under the age of 80 has a cockney accent

youtube.com/watch?v=_Ka01Y_pYgM

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please apply aloe

have none

oh no. just run it under cool water then.

eh, a lot of people here know a decent bit of english though "speaking" it is definitely a stretch. as for me, i enjoy learning languages, and because i grew up around so many different languages picking new ones up is relatively easy. i learned english online, with friends, and with old soviet instructional books

should have made an intersection, workers from residential area have trouble getting to their job in the industrial area
what a mess

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campers and mobile homes are expensive and often times campsites for them are just as expensive per night as shitty motels
going rogue is only an option if you have a smaller camper or van, but mainly the problem is initial cost for a setup
Temp jobs also seem kind of hard to come by too, unless its fast food or factory

still gonna go motocamping this summer and go rogue camping fuck the police

t. never dealt with londoner tradies

whatever you were hearing, it probably wasn't cockney.

the new york jew accent is by far the most annoying accent i know

AY TONE THIS SMUG AINT GOT NO PESOS LETS SHAKE HIM UP

from the residential area across the river from the rest of your city?
wagies be damned that highway is a sign of PROGRESS to come

disagree

I reckon the risk to be shot on private property is higher than being found by the cops

youtube.com/watch?v=gvjOG5gboFU

fuck off flaglet

hmm alright you've convinced me

kek what a gay thread for gays and faggots kek

>I reckon the risk to be shot on private property is higher than being found by the cops
people in the rural ozarks will shoot at you without asking questions if you trespass

Dude ur from Poo Hersheys

thanks for lurking our thread, i know you come here for quality discussion

in order to get to work, they need to drive over the overpass to the business district and then get on the highway which just clogs the overpass and roads next to the highway ramp
should probably make another bridge straight from the residential to the other side

Wow I know a lot of people who should take an immediate trip to someone's private property in the Ozarks

im glad you see my way of things

yeah but who doesnt have gunshot insurance these days lol

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The California upspeak is worse imo

what a mess

I really like these.

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I ain't no city planner

that's just yankspeak turned up to 10 for me
jewish accent is an entirely different beast

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viper is a treasure

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Laughing my ass off at this shit

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HERESY

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MAD is fucken stupid
don't @ me

Yeah it is

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you ever stroke your macro-penis?

i have no penis
i'm a sexless being

How'm'st've'd

v.ylilauta.org/2a/70c42071.mp4

let's all poop our pants

okay just did

way ahead of you

SNIFF

g

g

poop

fuck what an excellent thread

>peepee poopoo

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where did you find this image of me?

>tfw no

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ordered candles and chalk from amazon
gonna summon a succubus

summon one for me too

youtube.com/watch?v=prLAcKnlb9Q

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no fuck off get your own

I'll give ya $3

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hmmm i'll think about it

ill give you 3.50

do you guys play eu4?

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willing to give 5 loonies for a succubus

is this game fun?

>fun
nice buzzword

We do.
In fact, we tried to do a multiplayer game, and it was a disaster.

ya'll are gonna turn me into a succubus pimp if you keep this up
not anymore
yes, but pirate it, DLC is overpriced

that is cool. my internet is not good enough for that sort of thing but it would be cool if possible

youtu.be/ZeYRWBrxJuA

youtube.com/watch?v=K6wUYvL_woI

yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=Ro-YfHXR9ZE

v.ylilauta.org/f8/00666cb3.mp4

sipping

have finished sipping
Am now on shots

P O S T

/Dixie/, /Dixie/, /Dixie/, can't you see? Sometimes your posts just hyp-no-tize me.

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sniffing

youtube.com/watch?v=JPZ_m1lD7qQ

I disagree with this song

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WYPIPO

wyp po b like

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i have never interacted with another human being in my entire life

that is because there are no humans but me
You are all great deceiver entities

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

basiert

Wrong

what is your argument

mango mussolini was supposed to make catrgirls real
fucking liar
i'm ridin' with biden now

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shall there be a mumble

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

sure

you ever just shit

Hell yea

whats it like, i've literally never shat in my life

The tip of my tongue hurts and I don't know why

i dont really care

Feels like shit but I can't help doing it every day

Me neither

youtube.com/watch?v=YrlJum5u4uE

absolute masterpiece game that

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cy?

not tonight, prolly tomorrow tho

addict

weweweweu

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>shooting a skeleton

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without the muscle around the bone, which is pretty brittle, i imagine buckshot would do decent damage

revdsdgs

Miccosukee

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posts 4am-1pm no posts or bumps
1pm - 7pm good discussion posting possible
8pm- 4am shitposting

when I was a kid I was irrationally afraid of bathrooms (I had to go in to them alone so I thought monsters lived in them) so I would not infrequently piss/shit myself.

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what do you mean by "kid"?

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i wont lie... this is totally me!

based

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I can't remember when it stopped. I think around 6 or 7, honestly. I was always a bit late to give up childhood illusions, for some reason.

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Happy May Day
no poles or worker's parades, unfortunately

nice dubs bro

Nice double dubs mate

Frying the FUCK outta some shrimps

pls help america

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Do you want me to help America or are you asking for help from America

wont do any of those

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Var (French pronunciation: [vaʁ], Occitan: [ˈbaɾ]) is a department in the Provence-Alpes-Côte d'Azur region in Southeastern France. It takes its name from the river Var, which flowed along its eastern boundary, until the boundary was moved in 1860. The Var department is bordered on the east by the department of Alpes-Maritimes, to the west by Bouches-du-Rhône, to the north of the river Verdon by the department of Alpes-de-Haute-Provence and to the south by the Mediterranean Sea.

Toulon is the largest city and administrative capital of Var. Other important towns in Var include Fréjus, Saint-Raphaël, Draguignan, Brignoles, Hyères and La Seyne-sur-Mer. Var is known for the harbour of Toulon, the main port of the French Navy, for its seaside resorts, the most famous of which is Saint-Tropez, for some fine examples of Romanesque and medieval architecture, such as Le Thoronet Abbey and the Fréjus Cathedral, for its wines, particularly the wines of Bandol, as well as for its motorsport race track Circuit Paul Ricard, located in Le Castellet.

fun fact toulon was refused several time to become the prefecture as punishment for its treason in the first coalition war
it only became in 1974 after grasse, brignoles and draguignan
another fun fact theyre all ugly shitholes

Name any place that isn't a shithole
Pro tip: you can't

my peehole

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Ah yea that's disgusting by the way bro

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no

Understandable
Good night

it's 1pm but good night

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Ugly fat

dabbing on page 9

ok fine ill bumb once

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JANMANS GONNA FREAK

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I am sipping

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No way
Are you telling me that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line

I also as well too am sipping

IS THAT A...
IS THAT A...
HUMAAAAAN FRUIT??????
OH GOOOD OH GOOOOD
IM GONNA... IM GONNA....
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>Bruce has been compromised by the Russians

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taking a painful shit
god i wish i was a young boy again carefree and pissing into nightstands

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based pissdrawerposter

As long as there there aren't any marbles in there you're still doing pretty good tbqh

>he doesn't eat at least one banana a day
cringe and not fiberpilled

Lord of the Rings is just anti russian propaganda.

Review:
This is another attack on the Socialist system. The evil empire, spewing ash and smoke and clearly placed in the East, is an image of the workers’ class, which, with sweaty brows, jointly builds heavy industry. They’re supposed to be the repugnant and evil orcs.

Of course, the son of a bourgeoisie family cannot see anything beautiful or ennobling about hard labor. The residents of the west - a land flowing with milk and honey - are elves (or the aristocracy), humans (bourgeoisie), and hobbits (landholders) and live, in contrast, in abundance of wealth (though conveniently it’s never explained how they gained it) and the only thing bothering them is the “threat” from the east.

The “forces of good” are presented as a collection of the exponents of these reactionary circles, whose hands have never been touched by hard labor. Their leader is Gandalf, the spreader of this retrograde ideology, with whose help the people are kept unconscious and fearful of Progress.

It comes as no surprise that Saruman, the defender of the oppressed and a friend of Progress, is proclaimed a traitor, and his residence is destroyed by the fanatical retrograde fighters.

When he spreads socialism in the Shire, he is caught and punished without trial by the Hobbits, who are supported and paid by the capitalist Gondor.

But fortunately, Socialism cannot be destroyed by throwing some relic, even the holiest relic, into the fire.

Hang on, Mordor, surrounded by enemy reactionary neighbors!

d-did you write this berta?

No I saw some Czech post it and then have his thread get delet'd

its good to save things from the clutches of janman
perhaps we should have a /dixie/ roving challenge where we send /dixie/posters out across the boards to find interesting things to share, or out across other imageboards

based

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That sounds really fun actually
I only know like four imageboards besides this one now that KC is dead tho

sipping the morning sip. Its a new month and also a Friday.

>only four

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I only got here in like 2015 mang
You have many more years of arcane study under your belt

GA News Update:
>Georgia is now allowing people to get their drivers' licenses without having to take a driving test during the coronavirus pandemic. Qualifying teenagers in the state just need their parents' permission to get one.
>Georgia Governor Brian Kemp signed an executive order last week that is still in effect due to the COVID-19 pandemic.The road test requirement has been waived for teens applying for driver's licenses, but other requirements such as completing necessary driving hours with parents is still required, according to Georgia's Department of Driver Services.

i'll take Lainchan

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This seems dangerous

that's not uboachan

yeah a bit

already found a /sip/post pic and a comfy jap album
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S I P
I P I
P I S

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>IPI
what did he mean by this?

s i p i p i p o s t

SIPPIPPISSI?

si pipi post?

piss and poop

finished a game, it sucked, dont buy it ok

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As long as the other requirements are in place I don't see too much of a problem with it.

I'm just sad I didnt get the same deal

Road test is a joke

>adult
>video games

Thanks for sparing us, dixiefren.

I'm a child at heart

ok manchild

>man

post feet

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how are you supposed to connect a torso to these?

cute

here's one more just for you bby

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>footfags

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