/med/

Same, but with a better sleep schedule. I might go for a haircut, but i'm not sure yet

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>better sleep schedule
based and snoozpilled

Yeah i feel much better when i know if it's day or night kek

Getting a haircut is the first step to getting a gf

what if the gf prefers longer hair

youtube.com/watch?v=3-aUGjLBThM
>really lovely music
>it's MMO trash

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A sour beginning for May.

What's the matter fren ?

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Lost my grandmother last during the night, the hospitalized one.

F

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"last"'s extra there. Ignore it.

sorry for your lost fren

May she rest in peace, senpai

She is probably a lesbian

Feels bad man

I work heavy construction. HVAC stuff its not the faint of heart or bodily weak. Shitty pay, super stress. Been doing this for over a decade because work is life life is work.

>shitty pay
>norway
Now hold on just a cotton-picking minute

>work is life life is work.
that doesn't sound like a very good way to live life
kek

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I'm still a mental case so no

Sorry for your loss friend. Hope it was easy on her

>page 8

Thank you all. The worst part is that we haven't seen her in over a month due to the covid restrictions and she was in no position to comprehend why we stopped going. We can't even give her a proper funeral.

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>Did you ever had a job ?
yeah a shitty one
>Which was the worst ?
that one job
>Any stories ?
some vice 'journalists' order from that place once
>they send an online order of two burgers
>they send another online order of three burgers this time
>they call us in order to cancel the first one
>'yeah no problem'
>they call us again to ask if the guacamole sauce is made by us and if it's vegan
>'yes we make it ourselves, yes it's vegan'
>they send another online order, this time with two guacamole burgers, and a vegan burger
>they call us again to make sure we only validate the last online order
>after 45 minutes of them trying to order some fucking food, we start cooking it
>delivery guy goes there
>gets no tip
>mfw the very next fucking week they wrote an article about how not tipping delivery guys is a huge cunt move

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that's very sad, sorry for your loss
may she rest in peace

Should have delivered a bomb to those idiots

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>be french
>protest
>get shot

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their brain is probably perma-fried from all the weed smoking

>We can't even give her a proper funeral.
that's fucked up
a person I know died of Covid two weeks ago and they allowed 10 family members + a priest to attend

>vice
big cringe

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>webm

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>Did you ever had a job ?
yes
>Which was the worst ?
cleaning pig shit
>Any stories ?
all bosses are fucking arseholes that need to be hanged, drawn and quartered

>We can't even give her a proper funeral.
It's for the best right now. A family member passed for me as well during this lockdown and we didn't do a proper burial as well

lol gonna look for that article

From what I understand, it's going to be just a small function at the cemetery and they don't allow lots of people. I heard around 4 but I shall know soon.
I know, I know. It sucks.

well, basically

based

>just four people
that's awful
I hope that you at least get to see your grandma one last time

Unconfirmed. I'll know soon.

If you can call it a proper funeral in this case, with the person being enclosed in a welded-shut metal coffin due to virus, like Chernobyl.

It was her birthday yesterday

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What do you think affleck got her?

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The one thing every woman wants.

Cummies.

For the sake of /coom/ this In reality i think he got her some kind of jewellery. Maybe a diamond encrusted facemask or something

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i need a gf so bad

I coomed this morning, I'm free for another few hours.

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I haven't coomed in more than two weeks

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>I haven't coomed in more than two weeks

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Να κάνεις σεξ.

kek

i wish i could

Θα σου στείλω τον Αμντουλ

no thanks

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Gonna start playing factorio. What am i in for?

They're allowing up to 10 people.

Excluding the priest?

Unsure.

youtube.com/watch?v=DPl-YMq2WTM
>#saveplayerone
>Release a crappy MMO not even one year later
I hate how multiplayer-centric the gaming industry is

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Pröööh bump

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*coom outside to not pay child support*
elephants are truly smart

Pain
These types of ressource management games made me hate my life.

trips for gym queen walk otherwise shower and lifting

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The more autistic you are, the more you will like it. The game is designed for the type of people who get genuine enjoyment out of organising their chests in Minecraft.

time to lift!

I'll see if it sticks with me
Sounds like my type of game

Another upload

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THE
FACTORY
MUST
GROW

oh and never ever EVER neglect your power supply

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>cute and cute
based and kawaiipilled

Does this man just go around recording random cats he comes across each day? I think I finally understand what I want to do for a living now.

I'll keep it in mind
Judging by his hands the guy seems very old. I wish i have the luxury of cat parks if i get to his age.

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bump

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youtu.be/5O9aoIv7GHg
>Sent from the skies ended up in Bastogne
>As easy, as hard as they get
>Nazi command request and demand
>Offer surrender, declined

>Nuts!
>The generals word echo clear
>Nuts!
>The Nazis shall hear

>Crack of the lightning splitting the ground
>Thunder is sounding
>Artillery pounding
>Wrath of the Nazis cast on Bastogne
>Facing their forces alone

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Bit brutal ngl

Nuts
I still don't know if he actually died or not

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youtu.be/WIY1FXy9qtg

she's so cute

Nobody knows yet

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well she can take over my pants ifykwim

Norway saved the world from the n*zoids too of course
youtu.be/Kv3q6NHG-x4
who would have thought metal bands would start producing quality historical documentaries?

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smug imouto takes over North Korea

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Kek i didn't know they actually had a history channel. Neat

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Qt

I don’t think she’s very attractive 2bh, she reminds me of a skeleton

Sabaton and Indy Neidell are pretty close apparently
maybe it's because Indy lives in Sweden...
she's not that hot but that sadistic mistress personality makes her a 10/10
>brother, here's your poi- your water

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Also I would like to confirm that I’m unhappy with the new AC game set in Northern Europe, where gross Frenchoids have warped history to make Norwegian vikings the good guys and innocent, peace-loving Anglos the bad guys.

Should make every Med’s blood boil.

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would care more if i could actually run it

>she's not that hot but that sadistic mistress personality makes her a 10/10
yes, exactly. Imagine the consequences if she found out that you fapped to her

>tfw she found out you cheated on her with her best friend

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A bullet to the head?

>her best friend
I couldn't resist kim's plump ass

>Viking raiders good
>King Alfred evil
REEEEEEEE
>tfw can’t run anything because mail delays have caused me to remain without a PC for an extra week
I’ll let you know how angry to be when I play it this winter.

I don't care much about the franchise but this little detail has bugged me for a bit. If they want to portray the Anglos as the bad guys, why choose a setting where
they're defending against snownigger raids? I'm sure there's plenty of suitable historical settings that they could've used to portray the Anglos as cunts, but I guess
it all boils down to muh vikings.

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Will be waiting for your detailed review right here in my low tech hut

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Lmfao

>Imagine the consequences if she found out that you fapped to her
A one way ticket to her personal rape dungeon

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youtu.be/nc7QiL3GTIQ
>Ignore the channel
I want to fuck yanna

Apparently it is going to be more “nuanced” than good guy/good bad guy, but I’ve heard that line too many times to believe it. Also, they’ve already explicitly said that King Alfred is the major villain of the game.

At this point, all I can really do is RP a female Eivor and make her fall in love with an English man that resembles me, while ignoring perfidious French background plots.

youtu.be/6xA7b3DcNZo

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>A one way ticket to her personal rape dungeon
Where can I buy such tickets

Wait, I read that Alfred is not going to be a villain.

Why don't you come here so we can fix that

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Ticket sales for sporting events involving the english national team are currently suspended due to the covid-19 outbreak. Please come back later

>buy
dumb capitalist

Kek

I'm sure I read that he was, but maybe I derped our and read it wrong. Can’t find where I read it because I’m phoneposting, which makes it hard to keep track of stuff
>tfw didn’t get put in isolation in the sex dungeon
Heart hurts
Soul hurts
Benis hurts

:^)

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>Benis hurts
It would hurt more in the dungeon
>

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303 DAYS BELOW THE SUN
FIELDS OF VERDUN
AND THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN
NOWHERE TO RUN
FATHER AND SON
FALL ONE BY ONE
UNDER THE GUN
THY WILL BE DONE
AND THE JUDGMENT HAS BEGUN
NOWHERE TO RUN
FATHER AND SON
FALL ONE BY ONE
FIELDS OF VERDUN

youtube.com/watch?v=yJDBmP9Mexk

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It's not funny when nordoids run away scared from the MED BVLLs

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Weren't there stories of packs of wolves attacking soldiers in WW1? The i think was cause their environment was shelled to shit

It would be interesting if it turns out that the main character goes raiding as an excuse to go to English to conduct some Assassin stuff covertly and maybe he has Anglo allies or something, because it makes no sense to paint the Anglos as the bad guys in that situation.

Good map, should hang copies of it up in classrooms across the Med world. Maybe in children’s phrenology textbooks too.

Yes
Cashier, because it was very boring, but at least the team as cool.
Good thing is that I found a gold coin in the register once.
So yeah for me.

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The Royal Police will deem this as extreme racism and you'll be forced to watch BBC (the channel, not the other) antiracial propaganda.
My ancestor :)
Nova Roma awaits.
Constantinople awaits.

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Forgot to answer.

>Did you ever had a job ?
If my job placement of a couple of months ago count, then yes?
>Which was the worst ?
Not much to choose from, since there's only one.
>Any stories ?
Dropping a trolley on a bunch of poinsettias.

Dangereusement basé.
Il vaut combien ?

suck my fat balls you swarthy faggots

Ça dépend du cours de l'or mais entre 150-200 environ.

Alsacian germoid

uhh who told you that

Neat

I’m interested to see how they try to spin it. I don’t play many AAA games, but I’ve been invested in AC since the first one and I always get a little bit hyped to play them. Although I nearly didn’t finish Odyssey because it was painfully padded with useless crap.

I'd rather have a game where I can slaughter Germans indiscriminately. Thankfully, there's a lot of them.
infomigrants.net/en/post/22923/new-migrant-rescue-ship-sea-watch-4-launched
That's really cool.

The dying breath of Prussia in 1945.

>because it makes no sense to paint the Anglos as the bad guys in that situation.
anglos did manage to make the french the bad guys in the movie the king completely warping the reality of the hyw and we're supposed to accept it because its "based on a play"
this stupid game is no different with defenders being villains if thats the way theyre going with the story

prussia more like pussies

This is based.

Sucks on both cases.

I still wonder how it happened. I guess it's close to some euros cents in size and color, but still.

This is quite based as well.

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>This is based.
It isn't you?

The 10, 20, and 50 have a similar colour, so that could be the case. Something similar happened to my father but with the Maltese Lira coins.
Nope.

I’m surprised they got away with that. Never read the Shakespeare plays so I don’t know how accurate it is to those, but that movie felt almost like propaganda.
>tfw Malta will never be part of the British Empire again
We gained so much from each other, and now our countries are strangers.

Lmfao. Well then i guess malta has a tight diplomatic relationship with finland

>The 10, 20, and 50 have a similar colour, so that could be the case.
But but the gold con is much thinner and heavier. I guess an old person got confused and used it and that makes me kinda sad.
Couldn't believe my eyes either, also had the chance to have a chill chief.

ta gueule petit con

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No thanks.
None of the rest have a similar colour, maybe except for the 1 euro. Like you said, it was probably an old person.
With their PM, specifically.

>No thanks.
we were so good together

we defeated the nazis and did cool crusader stuff

Certainly

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>did cool crusader stuff

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(un)fortunate initials for the lady.

its not even accurate to the play
yes it was actual, unironic modern day propaganda
so they made an insulting francophobe propaganda movie based on a propaganda play based on one of the most documented battle of medieval history
so its not like they fucked up trying to make it accurate, they had all the means right there to make it interesting and historical but instead deliberately made it a lie
even on a purely militaristic pov it was pathetically bad outside of maybe the first dueling scene to some degree

What's sm?

Sadism and masochism. Not that I would know, of course.

Nice

Smelly Mercury

Smack Me