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BVLLgarian edition
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My ancestor :)

Danas policiski cas pocinje u 2 popodne

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the algorithm is telling you that you have two choices:
accept your fat fate and settle for a fat wife and have fat kids
or
impregnate a dinaric trannoid and break the virgin gene

My gf is neither fat nor trannylike. Tinder is impossible-tier for ugly people (unless they're women, obviously).

she looks like a boy
ur ghey

Not too foreigner though.
My ancestors lived in Balklands.
Hey

gave her a small nose tip and chin reduction

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that's because she's imaginary

She’s a Magyar kveen

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retard

the fuck kinda name is that

Conquered

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Women are disgusting shrub humans with no shame or pride

>last thread still not a at bump limit
fucking retards

retard

youtu.be/VkZ_1qmV75k

Do slovenians really?

fucking retard

take your antidepressants

can someone find this Dinaric godess in the video I'll send u $20 via bitcoin

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>1:40
Reminds me of 1956.

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I don't take any, maybe you should take your dilator out tho

3 sehit skins

tu tiu tiu tiu tiu tiu tiu tiu tiii iiiuuuu

a kva magiq s mene ti napravi
zasht ne moga vehce az da te zabravq

pedal

danas imas sve, a vecer sutra nema te
krvavi balkan

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Swiped in Minsk and then back to Hungary, the Magyars are way better (less retarded)

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show the pics that you're using

Fyromgay, how many matches do you get a day?

morning, how's my balk doing today?

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sloncho ofc

>Slony would call her a tranny

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Spanish Habsburg chin. Hungarian women are ugly.

uh, duh

>vecer sutra
what the fuck

awfully quite, looks like you reached peace?

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Top Cities To Passport To:

1. Los Angeles
2. New York City
3. London, England
4. Paris, France
5. Amsterdam, Netherlands

kek, my first thought was to passport to LA too
good thing i missed the free april passport, i'd have doxxed myself for sure

When I start an account in any decent city I get 99+ likes in 1-2h. The first day is a few hundred likes
After that I can get 30-40 matches a day but if I'm talking to girls the algo bumps me and I get more. The more messages you send and get = the higher you are in the swipe deck. If you're not active it buries you

This fag is Armenian tho

all of those are absolute shitholes

and you mom is indian, so?

>good thing i missed the free april passport, i'd have doxxed myself for sure
it's stil free

>EUfag tries tinder in Los Angeles so his wife won't catch him
>Finds his wife swiping in Los Angeles too

xoxoxoxoxox
is there an option to only be visible to ppl you've swiped?

No. You can't even block people unless you're already matched.

if you pay for gold

femoids b living it on tutorial mode

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now just wait till I put my programmer socks on

ta fuck

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they would do it for free, they make tiktok videos for like 2 likes

>You can still find furniture or a roommate on Craigslist. But ads seeking romance or sexual connections are no longer going to be available, after Craigslist took down the "personals" section Friday for its U.S. site.

>The company says it made the change because Congress has passed the Fight Online Sex Trafficking Act, meant to crack down on sex trafficking of children. It was approved by a landslide in the Senate earlier this week, as NPR's Alina Selyukh has reported, but has been met with criticism by free speech advocates and sex workers.

Isn't craigslist a thing for mutts only

i was gonna post a slonny thread looking for BBC :(

xSxx and xNFx "people" allow whores to exist

probably some dude looking for easy erotic pics and fapping to them falling for his baits

I saw some russian instathot selling her nudes and porn on telegram made like 30k us in a month

Onlyfans is big business in america too

>if you're a girl, you only do straight shit
>if you're a guy, you only do gay shit
every time

Any girl who's hot above average and has followers can make thousands of dollars with just a onlyfans account fingering herself with a dildo once a week

I heard some guys do it too, like making vids for gays.

well I guess it's time for couple beers outside with the lads, cheerio balk, happy 1st of may

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hahahahahahaha is this the most based NEET job

I'm pretty sure some of these girls are literal millionaires from onlyfans

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how do I into fingering myself with a dildo once a week?

>dream house
looks like an overpriced cuck shed
but considering she's only 22 that's a big financial achievement

In America that house could be worth $1M. There are so many memes about this

Thots figured out that instead of sending their nudes to Chad for nothing they could make thousands of cucks pay for their nudes and get rich quick (and that's based).

Step 1) Be a femoid

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Whores should be stoned

but why do i need to be a femoid for gays?

Yeah but she still is a whore lol. It's the lowest way one can go to get money, no need to brag about it.

>few years later hits wall
>moves out of dream house

seething

Honestly this is the ultimate female body type. This is peak performance

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where is the penis?

disgusting

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Hi how are you

not good man, their blood is on your hands, I'm telling the CIA you did this

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>Pauk-Mumije ( 1982 Bosnia New Wave -Synth - Post Punk -Darkwave)

Hahahahha

we'll see who get's the last laugh when the coffee's cold ;^)

God I wish I were dead.

fuck i have to do 20 pushups now

I'm Quarter BVLLgarian, ask me anything.

God I wish I was healthy

Did you grow up in Ruse?

Yes, in Siberia.

Congrats on EU citizenship

>another day
>another “selqnduri shittalking the general” episode

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EU-gays had chance to have good relations with Russia in 90-s and they lost it. Now they're doomed to cease in irrelevance and faggotry.

Υου are
You're not

Which one of your grandparents got blacked?

Why blame an external agency when you fucked up on you own? And we did the same thing, with agriculture cooperatives and industry privatization.

The one from Varna. Picked up some Ukrainian chick and moved to USSR.

Current Russia is direct concequences of EU and USA politics in 90-s and that's pretty obvious.

If I was you I'd claim to be Bulgarian to get the eu passport but keep living in russia for the hoes

This is how real Serbs look like, literally 0% slavic blood

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based Serbian brother destroying slovenes and czechs

Absolute lack of self-awareness.

only north croats and slovenes have significant slavic blood in them and i'm talking like 30-40%

Whats this chest pain then

I'm so depressed today, frens.

Why don't you fuck your girls ass?

Sta ce bugarima lev kad su mugli da koriste euro jos od pocetka, ne kapiram?

I saw a sehit skkin on bike and turban turk woman

Anal is gross. Also I'm not even horny.

нe мoжe oтнaчaлoтo, имa изиcквaния кoитo нe пoкpивaхмe пpeди 5 гoдини

Hahahahahahahaha sahit nigga you're beyond saving

Maymoon spotted

Why
No real reason again?

Ne razumem, mislim da cak kosovo i crna gora koriste euro a nisu deo unije. Zbog cega oni od vas traze posebne aplikacije?

Sehit skin running

I have no motivation to do anything.

Toвa e вaжнo зa мeждyбaнкoвaтa тъpгoвия, нe кaтo cи кyпyвaш нeщo в мaгaзинa.

why is it so autistic when non-niggers say nigga to a non-nigger

embarassing

Same

i have motivation to do EVERYTHING but this piece of shit quarantine stops me

shut up nigga

good thing us bulgarians are niggers

retard

>one chance at life
>born depressed

At least you are healthy

ayo dass rite mah nyukko

why the FUCK is it raining AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

how many sethe skins now?

What are some fun things to do?

eating ass

That's not fun at all.

*бффф*
CPПCКO COHЦE
*пpcc*
БУГAPCКИ OБЛAЦИ
*TPCCC*
ЗA CE ЛOШO CE BИHOBHИ OBИE ЦИГAHИ

one seethe skin

Slav = _ _ _ _ _

S L O N I
_ _ _ _ _

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S

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Sehit

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L

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SLON!

Ю

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Why are Slavs so bad at this game?

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Џ

Slave

Щ

Mpravo, Iki!

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I want to be NIPPONIZED

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