I ate pork again

I ate pork again.

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>noooooooooo you can't eat meat mixed with dairy products
why do Jews hate tasty food?

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Will you go to jew hell or something

Ancient knowledge protects them from diarrhea

but to be fair Jews have some tasty dishes too
pic related is my favorite I've tried so far, a delicious stew
Hummus and Falafel are overrated imo

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>Dad: You shouldn't eat pork. Dirty meat for dirty degenerates.
He said this with a glass of beer over some gambas pil pil in Spain.

pigs are disgusting creatures but damn, they taste so good especially in chorizos

Ilive in 4th world
>no pork
>no rabbit
>no deer
>no non-kosher stuff so most tasty imports from the world don't exist here
>no kfc
>haagen dasz only in 1/20 supermarkets

you have gay parades but you aren't allowed to eat pork?

come home brother

This is fine except last one, sucks

What is a typical everyday meal in israel

>no rabbit
Literally one of the cleanest edible animals.
Why?

Do people in Lebanon eat pork?

Falafels are Jewish? The more you know.

It's ok OP. It's kosher if you don't let it touch your tongue.

Yes,like 40% of the population is Christian, but many Muslims eat pork as well.

Europe-tier. Very based.

No, pigs are cute and intelligent and actually practice hygiene.

Never had any Jewish cuisine. What's something that's easy to make?

>MANY Muslims eat pork
Thats disgusting. Lebanese people need to reevaluate their lifes if thats actually true.

I don't think it's forbidden(like deer), just doesn't exist here.
I wish, I'm EVROPEan at heart
Dunno

latkes

You don't know what you eat everyday? Are you dumdum?

>not the heckin' porkerino
dude you eat the inside, not the shit and mud covered skin.
That's not what you asked, I don't know what others eat generally.
I eat rice, bread, cheese(hard/cottage) a salad every day, omelette, chicken breast and sometimes cook fancier stuff

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I think they're just Middle Eastern or Levantine in general

>Pig eats shit
>Human eats pig
>Human indirectly eats SHIT

>all living creature have shit inside of them
>humans eat living creatures

what's jew hell like?

nigger it really isn't that hard to get non kosher stuff, it's obviously not as easy as abroad but it's not like you have to look too hard.
I just ordered food and ticked the "extra bacon" box.
real talk though, swine meat outside of bacon sucks, it's like the white meat in a chicken except all over.

no because you don't eat intestines and stomach, you eat muscle. dumbass.

But not all living creatures have fatty and unhealthy meat like pigs do.

All meat have shit particles. All of meat.
Have you ever been to a rural farm? Have you seen how cows eat their own shit? And you still eat beef

>bacon and pork is the only kosher thing
thousands of products, even chocolate and stuff. if you don't pay bribe to the local rabbi to examine the food and get a stamp it will not be present in most supermarkets here.

It was to prevent trichinosis pre-germ theory. Same with mixing meat/dairy, shellfish, or buttfucking. It was all a way to prevent illness without understanding what specifically causes the illness.

Jews don't have "hell". If god is mad at you he'll just kill you and make you a good person in the afterlife.

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Aren't there non kosher supermarkets?? Or non kosher sections in supermarkets?? cringe fundamentalist

Where do jews go after they die?

>tf
>tp

These aren't easy, try matzo ball soup or brisket if you don't want to lose your fingertips grating potatoes and onions.

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It's much more nebulous and ill-defined than other religions. The gist of it is that you end up being enlightened and one with god but you still get to live on in people's memories on earth etc.

Nowhere simple as

Why would they behave good if they either go with god or dissapear?

Salt water, twisty bread without butter, and beef stew without butter or lardon.
And fucking everything just has parsley.

The problem isn't in shit touching the meat but in eating an animal that eats shit, I find it degrading.
This wouldn't be allowed here in Egypt.

They all get resurrected and a golden version of Jerusalem will float down and pick them up.
And then all the Jews will basically just continue to do Jewish things in shiny Jewish city forever... and that's it... but they're immortal...

Why would anyone want to be a jew then?

Imagine a heaven full of women with large breasts and endless financial opportunities

almost none except in arab cities/villages where I don't belong so I don't live..
they don't bring it in most supermarkets because then religiontards will not go there.

jej so this is the jew master race huh whats the point

muslim science is something else

Rabbits eat shit. And Rabbit meat tastes good.

I heard that Pigs in Israel have to be raised on a platform so they are not physically touching Israeli soil.

Because tradition. The point is to be good now because it's what is right, and g-d will reward you in this life if you're good. (Moses, saving us from genocides etc.)

Unironically Tel Aviv

that's just plain false.
There's Tiv taam and Russian dellies where you can find any kind of nonkosher meat.
There are also plenty of places where you can get imported sweets.
It really isn't that hard if you know where to look.
I think you're either living in a kibbutz and have never seen the rest of the country or you're just a stubborn faggot.

>he'll just kill you and make you a good person in the afterlife
That’s actually pretty neat