/brit/

I would funnel her shit down my dick hole

A little weird that a lot of the donations charities receive are usually from working class. I find that odd and interesting at the same time.

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think my laptops got the 'rona lads

Do any of you lads living in Essex need a job? The pay isn’t bad.

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Would you really though.
Would you actually do that act that you've just describe.

didn't get the message the FIRST fucking time?
*steps on your bollocks*
FUCK OFF
*punts your cock*

So a real life prefect if you will.

iz quizes any gooz?

Mad how much money my council has.

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Imagine being a property investor right now with a lot of the prices crashing. It would be absolutely unreal

cannot stand the part of pub quiz where they play a short clip of a song then ask what it were (hypothetical subjunctive)

>a calm and assertive manner
Well that's me out.

>onlenynfawrngig thank you NHS
What did they mean by this?

The Irish phenotype

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don't want kids because I just don't think I'd be able to effectively provide a good quality of life for them, and given the way the planet's going I'd essentially just be dooming them to suffering further down the line

Be kind

for me it's a hysterical and passive-aggressive manner

Business Idea: OnlyFans for nurses

She is pleasingly plump

bit rotund
wheres her chest gone?

The planet was always on a downward spiral. Your job is to just give those kids the greatest happiness they can.

yes. I just answer 'the jews' to every question and more often than not I'm right

The visions dancing in my mind
The early dawn, the shades of time
Twilight crawling through my windowpane
Am I awake or do I dream,
The strangest pictures I have seen
Night is day and twilight's gone away

Genuinely looking at cock cages on the internet. I’m not a tranny/femboi whatever and I don’t believe in female superiority or anything, just the idea of being horny and not able to do anything about it really turns me on for some reason. I have no idea what to buy though.

LEONIDAS

My red-pilled toilberg has said that next week’s early bank holiday is because of VE Day and therefore only colleagues who can prove their Anglo ancestry can have the day off.

Loads of my colleagues are kicking off. Absolutely based.

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listening to the new drake x

I am half good

LEONIDAS!

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Doesn't make much sense considering the Soviets beat the Germans.

dad ur ballbag is getting really close to my moutghlngggmmnppMLFFGMMH!

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Horror short story idea: Haunted retirement home

Pretty sure Stephen King hasn't done this idea yet

sue

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well /brit/?

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god i wish that was me

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youtu.be/bmQyyiAiATA

screaming

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any socialist man it?

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Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2
Bratz
Interracial Anal Sluts 5

shocking effort by are sue

after many deliberations I have concluded that this image, is in fact, funny to me

Most films I've watched in a single day is around 10. I can easily binge TV series but I find watching films far more exhausting for some reason if it is back to back

The Soviets without American armour supplies caused by the Royal Navy and British and Polish intelligence from Bletchley would have lost at Stalingrad and the whole of Russia would have fallen to Germany.

Mad how WW2 was fought by the empire and not just Anglos

>training day
based

terminator 2
the mist
die hard with a vengeance

>Letters and Numbers

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the thing
predator
aliens

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Losing another small margin trade aaaaaaaaaa

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imagine putting ur williard in her mouth cor

who wants to rim my hairless twink arsehole?

Problem child 2, electric boogaloo

ffs not gonna hear the end of it now

False the victory of the Red Army was inevitable the moment Hitler failed to destroy it in a single decisive attack in 1941.

Centrelink needs to hurry the FUCK up with me claim. Want a new mattress ffs.

i cant really watch any film or tv show youtube video or anything without pausing it after 10-15 minutes, doing something else, then watching for another 10-15 mins, pausing and so on
just dont have the concentration span

What's Michael Owen's malfunction?

Started reading pic related but something tells me I'm in for a 900 paged rant about abortion. What are you lads reading currently?

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fackin cenahlink loik gimme mah facken money ya cunts

poo

Could never manage that myself, the emotional labour of getting into a film from scratch is too high for me most days.

imbecile, did you really think you could make money? heh, just another pawn for the big boys, gotta get those millions from somewhere!

Pretty sure I quit reading Insomnia 100 pages in or some shit. I've been VERY slowly getting through the works of HP Lovecraft but finding it hard to get in the habit of reading again.

Made the mistake of reading It once will never be tricked by this huckster again.

twitter is fuming about megan losing in the high court

Groundhog day
Groundhog day
Groundhog day

you must be fun at parties!
/s

cunts did i tell ya about how i went to that pissup at gurnsey's but the sheilah i wanted to get me leg over with was on the rag so i went and glassed a leb in a pub instead

is tennis back on?

Ready for bitcoin's Q3 moon mission after a post-halving dump

understood maybe 5 word in this post

What's your favourite Lovecraft story? I've been ploughing through them lately

the rock star for the covid age

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I honestly couldn't give less of a fuck. I genuinely, honestly, truthfully couldn't.

The one with the cat. You know the one.

I actually haven't read many at all so far. 'The Alchemist' was quite good IMO. Also that one with the crazy lad with autism who was obsessed with the burnt down mansion.

watching the 'bate

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for me its Paul Blart 2

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vile slampig

The BBC received 103 complaints last month for showing "bias in favour of mass vaccinations" during a Breakfast interview with Bill Gates.

mark my words
you WILL be destroyed

I'm at the exact 100 page point. I'm liking Insomnia so far and I've been curious how it ties into Dark Tower stuff. Favourite HP Lovecraft? Mine is either The Dunwich Horror, The Colour Out of Space, or The Whisper in the Darkness.

Memes aside, Rats in the Walls is a decent short story.

Never enjoyed watching women masturbate.

vile sampling

do you enjoy watching men masturbate, per chance?

Left for a couple of threads, we still rorke leftypol posting or has that subsided?

I am the Michael Owens of fiction literature

twitter.com/Nikki12707605/status/1256231877503049728

Ello
rate this building I've built in Minecraft
what do you reckon?

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for me its quite the opposite i quite enjoy it hmmm yes quite

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Find it rather amusing that Lovecraft was considered hilariously over the top racist even for the early 20th century when basically everyone was racist.

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dog shit

If/when there's one for the 'rona, everyone will be getting it. If that means you'll be strapped down and have it done like they do the lethal injections... That's how it'll go down.

load of fucking shite
give up

same
i never watch more than 1 per day

Prefer not to say.

Very based finlad, very based indeed

good point

>the chinoids have my web browsing data
guess the true cost of my 'cheap' Xiaomi is finally coming to light

I'm a socialist and a nationalist.

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Let's just say you don't pay...with money

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Yeah bit sad at that news
Going to root my phone

hard to convey just how bad wog music is

He didn't ask if you're a nationalist, he asked if you're a socialist

any kots in?

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self improvement is the biggest cope imaginable
you either have it or you don't

Watch me 10000x

can't be real

more idiocy from assassins creed, i was seething about this last night and still yet seethe today

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NEED a gigantic trawler teeming with a literally visible coat of covid19 all over every surface with about a million great big spikes all over hull to smash at full speed into my bollocks

YES

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could you fuck off? you've not made a single good post. Just leave this general.

Delete if

Self improved my Excel capabilities by taking a short online course

started doing the ol dad habit of putting my arms behind my back whilst waiting in a queue

its very relaxing for the back

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What you seething about? I didn't watch the trailer cause I've had sex

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me behind the bar

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its called parade rest and you are stealing valour you motherfucking bastard

i'm off the alcohol tonight
no beers for me tonight

Waste of time don't you think. You'd learn the same from a 20 minute YouTube video. Spreadsheets aren't rocket appliances.

nah my arms are more lackadaiscal so its not a parade rest

the kite shields and late Medieval stone buildings are much more offensive, as well as the fucking flails and seemingly nonexistent spears

maybe just the couple on may day but no drinking for the rest of the month

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Did Anglo Saxons even have swords back then

youtube.com/watch?v=eAYe6n2VrgU

I'm kind of getting a bit bored of drinking at home.I'm going to conserve my beers for a couple days and just switch to tea or coffee. Might as well hold on to them, going to be a long time before they start making more again and something tells me we might get a beer shortage

then you are standing at ease and still impersonating military personnel you son of a bitch

Drinking as we speak

True, later I found a video called "You Suck At Excel" which explained everything in just a few minutes.
youtube.com/watch?v=0nbkaYsR94c

just have a bokkle or two de lad

based cat

trying to get that milk out

Just witnessed two posts in under one minute in /eire/. Popping off.

Quarantine's really done a number on are Mark

ROFLCOPTER. Ok then kid, I just do it cause my back goes fucking acka when I stand in a queue for 15 mins!

they had spatha type swords which were more or less identical to viking swords, only differences being some cosmetic design choices with the grip and pommel and so on

obviously cant have the goodies and baddies using the same weapons because a normie's brain couldnt cope with that concept

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*ting ting ting ting ting*
Fuck Saxons
Fuck Angles
And fuck Jutes

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obviously, yes
long swords were an elite weapon though and as most combat was shield wall based 99% of fighting was done with spears and seaxes (long, single edged and sharp tipped knives)

I like manly men

Crossed wires about who was going to make the hourly post

>made completely out of wood in a biome which has potential for lightning

braincase

yeah he seems like he's in real cognitive and physical decline

made some homebrew lean

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y'all ever just
like
drive ur car

Anyone got the original IMG_1142?

Accidentally left a shitstain on my chair because I sat on it bare-arsed and farted and a slither of shit came out.

Grim

>no dinner jacket
for shame!

Show us

Alri Emma.

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

single handedly invading marky's nervous system and deleting every brain cell that crosses my path, leaving monumental tissue scars

Bit mental all the work into making a sword and it's useless for actual war compared to a pointy stick

yahoo! waha! 1up! here we go!

actually LOL i genuinely just had to look up what the positions were called fucking hell as if id forgotten that yeah its obvs attention self explanatory, at ease is when the hands are behind the back just above the tailbone and youre still erect, stand easy is when the hands behind the bakc but not as erect bodywise and the hands and dropped downadjacent to the butticks

best viking game coming through

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/brit/ is the fourth fastest thread on Zig Forums right now

You deserve it frankly. NEVER trust a chink. It's literally part of their culture where they believe there's no shame in cheating/deceiving people, only in GETTING cheated or deceived.

I'm 32

Is that Gerald from the Witcher series on the cover?

*gets out my flint and tinder*

Friday night is film night lads.

What are you watching?

For me it's All About Eve

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why are the bar and tables so empty looking?

paki box for tea

Watched some Top Gear highlights on YouTube.

Just had a smirnoff double black (no sugar) and daresay I may have another with a bit of melatonin.

>assassin's creed going from med bvlls to nordcucks and saxons
the decline of a series

did this today

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new popular media depicting vikings?
gfberg is going to be INSUFFERABLE

Watched half of Bridgey Jones's Diary with gfberg. Was awful but she looked good in a bunny outfit and in her nickers.

>Bit mental all the work into making a sword and it's useless for actual war
Long swords were better for looser combat and as a sidearm because they're versatile. They also looked cooler and if you had a sick decorated sword you could flex on poorfags much more effectively. A fancy sword was the M-sport 535d of the Early Medieval period

Buying a used (hackable) Nintendo switch during lockdown has officially been the most infuriating experience of my life. Every soyboy and scalper deserves the fucking rope. Caved and bought myself a brand new Lite for $250 to save myself the anger at all these literal soys selling their hackable ones for '$800 WITH BOTW INSTALLED ABSOLUTELY NO OFFERS'

they still used so often we hear that "the swords just a backup sidearm no one ever uses them!!!" especially samurai they only ever ever use the spear and bow!!!!!!!!!
na dont think so if you read any account of the war between korea and japan at the end of the 16th century in descriptions of combat its nearly always swordsmen who were front and centre, how well the korean swordsmen compared to the japs in skill, how good the swords were and so on so on

*runs the virginometer over this post*
beep...beep...BEEP BEEP BEEP

*dives towards you*

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perhaps I'll watch an Eric Rohmer film, but I may just end up getting drunk on houseparty with the lads

Uneducated runt.

*nasally virgin voice*
Long swords were better for looser combat and as a sidearm because they're versatile. They also looked cooler and if you had a sick decorated sword you could flex on poorfags much more effectively. A fancy sword was the M-sport 535d of the Early Medieval period

Same here

pretty sure my dog sniffed/licked a little rock of coke (like 50mg) yesterday after it fell out my nose
she went mental, sprinting around the house and barking at nothing n that. feel a bit guilty but i reckon she had fun and i gave her a xan for the comedown so she could sleep it off

Reckon I need to be on Xanax but too proud to get on a mental health plan.

TRANNIES BELONG IN THE FUCKING GALLOWS

fuck off cunt

*shoots you down with my 27 year old ak-47*
heh

Lads!
Finally after well over a month the lovely government gave me permission to have some beers with the boys
VerdictL: had a great time! missed beers more than can be said
Hope everyone in /brit/ is having a good Friday,,,
: Yeah the boys, Simple as,

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Just drink like a white person

isn't it interesting how the best assassin's creed game had a welshman as the protagonist?

pfizer marketing out in force today

literally have some vodka in my hand m8

so is kimmy jong johnnyforiegner oon dead then lads

wahey friendlylad’s wankered

What regulations were in the pubs? Just so we know for when they reopen.

Hello, based department?

Pretty sure they wanted me on Nardil but I absolutely refused to take any sort of anxiety meds but NOPED out straight away after I remember David Foster Wallace was taking them

fuck me who invited all the gamer virgins

off you pop dont come back now

youtu.be/7GS7uwvy57k
watched it last night after someone in /brit/ posted a scene
(please support the australian film industry)

Yes.
North Korea has had more female leaders than the Labour Party.

wahey!! yeah the lads simple as!
pubs wont reopen for a good while (miss them so much) but they allowed small get togethers as of today

my 24 pin wont come out of my motherboard and /g/ wont help. very frustrated

Thought Ezio was Italian t.b.h.

why hasn't NATO designated the J-20 yet?

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someone dump bitcoin

Oh, I see. Well as long as we have get togethers, we should be fine.

try benzos mate
they've improved my life

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You write like a 15-year-old imagines a drunkard would write. Stop it.

jews are discriminated against in hollywood lmao

don't give a fuck what is happening in australia, this is /brit/, simple fucking as

I am exactly the kind of person that a 'community support' officer has problems with and have had problems with them in the past regarding me cycling through an underpass that in my town that nobody uses anyway the fucking dicks

Reminder that Emma Watson has all the same biological processes as anyone else and therefore farts and poos.

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was just good to have beers with the lads in the flesh again to be frank

thanks added to my watch later

Is getting a Nintendo Switch worth it at least for the Visual Novels? None of the other games interest me much but they've got a solid collection it seems like Key games, Yu-No, Steins; Gate, etc.

Is Zig Forums really like this.

Big fan of starting shit just before I close the tab
Have fun wasting your time arguing with absolutely no-one lmao

Any aussies here actually done the mental health plan thing? How is it? Did they just try to get you to do bullshit like meditation?

we're all in lockdown together mate

kacking for a pint

how ever will we go on

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Better option IMO would be an Android phone with a PSP emulator (since a lot of good VNs on that). Or a PSVita, obviously.

friendlylad being hammered on a Friday is nothing new newfriend

'gin 'k

see you later duck x

Get a grip will you ta x

never even heard of it

Have no friends so makes no difference to me.

The Welsh are Italians in the rain.

WEEEEEEE'REE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IN THIS TOOOGETHER

Hopefully, by next review we’ll allow something similar.

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Your transparent attempts at inflating your own "personality" is equally shit.

is her name Elsa by any chance?

hate normies
hate the general public
hate the government
hate whatever b-grade celebrities they have on those ads
hate women

Simple as.

blasting out soviet songs to celebrate international workers day

Need to smell Emma Watson’s toots tbqh.

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Don't think I've seen a TV ad in years.

Going to flunk out of the post lockdown celebrations because I can’t stand normies being obnoxious.

okay

>listening to 90s rap song
>Lil Kim the bulldyke has a verse
Ruined

blasting blackened death metal because my neighbour won't shut the fuck up or close his windows when he's on the phone for 19 hours a day

sorry to hear that mate. genuinely
don't doubt it frankly

Listening to Last Podcast on the Left and it is AWFUL. There's one cunt that's always trying so fucking hard to be funny and it's just boring as fuck. It's so uniquely, dreadfully American.

oath aye semi miss them

What's this????

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England = grimland

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There’s usually at least one good ad every year. There are no good ads this year because it’s all Corona bullshit. TV has become a government PSA tool even more blatantly now.

Honestly he’s probably just recording it and laughing at you

Black metal is extremely autistic

I don't appreciate that lad, I've always come into /brit/ as I am and ""friendlyposting"" has been thrust upon me so to speak despite the fact that I insist that's just how I post here

nah why dya ask?

For me, it's wobblies.
Alexa play Solidarity Forever.

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miss watching the tele with the family

Last Podcast is pretty comfy but I can understand why people would find it irritating. One of the presenters always ruins it by laughing far too much

Turkey looks grimmer.

THERE IS POWER IN A FACTORY, POWER IN THE LAND

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for me, it's chapo

thought she might be into alka seltzer

crazy how much land france has
could easily support 100 million people

Genuinely wish I could go see mumberg and dadberg without the threat of giving their immune compromised arses the 'rona. Dad probably doesn't have long left due to the lung cancer.

Not even close they have loads of sparely populated land meanwhile all of England is just a grim sprawl

Watched Midsommar with my parents the other night. My dad didn't like it but my mum thought it got better towards the end

got 155 games i want to play and i don't know where to begin

not a fan of his stance on mental disorders

Drop the skincare routine Rorke

mad to think i've been protecting the nhs and saving lives for years

Would be infinitely better if it wasnt hosted by Americans. They're such fucking tryhards

See them anyway. Life’s too short not to.

>backlog

god bless x

Why is portugal so dense on the coast

eu4

australians call their mothers "mom" youre just saying that to try and fit in, which is sad

Have any of you actually been to a hospital in recent times? I haven’t been since I dislocated my shoulder when I was 8, they gave me laughing gas it was a giggle (literally).

best wishes to all the boys

I reckon if the NHS formed its own political party it could overtake both the government and the monarchy. Would be unreal and terrifying to see.

youtube.com/watch?v=6uWw7kuiCss

Post your favourite Billy Bragg song.

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want to play eu3 first
only strategy game i've ever played is DH and that's basically hoi2

I am 21 years old in my absolute prime and I am forbidden to go to the pub or socialise and shag women. How fucking weird

hideous mindset. England would be better off with a quarter of its current population

youtube.com/watch?v=aCfRcgoPxTw
im basic when it comes to are billy desu

Ah yes the Viking Japanese invasion of Anglo Saxon Korea

may I ask if this is a baitpost?
we call, pronounce and spell 'mum' with the u

their land is bad for farming and they had a big empire so all the coastal cities got embiggened

someone dump bitcoin

not had nos in ages
it's good craic(er) haha gettit

YES

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Fair enough

*crosses the picket line*
Heh, better luck next time.

it'll dump back down to £3kish when it halves in a couple of weeks, but it's probably going to pump a bit before then to around 10ish

Any lawyers ITT? What can I expect when I leave uni with a 1st

I caved and bought $2k today. Probably a massive fuckup but was fearing a spike before the halving.

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lads

asking some older people this question

are your 20s the best time of your life?

ngl im absolutely destroyed by me mental health which started in my late teens to now

does it get better than this?

not english
and i didn't say it should, only that it could
france used to have 25% of europe's population in the middle ages
even in the 1600s it was 20%
had this been the case in 1914 it would've had over 100 million people against german's 68 million and who knows how strong it would've been

You better bloody not.

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halving tourists
feed the beast, and such

...

will always be an excellent photograph

Need to give you a big hug Kev. Sounds like you could do with one. xx

your life is ruined because some retarded chinky eyed freaks eat weird food

sadly, you do not. i see you are ashamed

...

not really

no

you dont need to play them in order and eu4 is a lot more accessible
just my 2 ducats