You have 10 seconds to be as german as possible

Ausgezeichnete Idee, ich schlage die Gründung eines Protokollbeschlusskomitees vor.

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2german4me

Ich heisse Mexico und ich komme aus user

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ONE MAN ALONE, THROUGH WILLPOWER, CAN FACE THE HORROR OF THE UNIVERSE AND IMPOSE THE ORDER FROM HIS ETERNAL SOUL OVER THE CHAOS WITHOUT.
THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE LAW.

Darüber sollten wir noch diskutieren und anschließend abstimmen. Bin für eine einfache absolute Mehrheit

I am Franz, and zat is Hanz, and we're going to pump, you up!

Unfathomably based.

hello i am german اليوم سأذهب إلى باريس واغتصاب امرأة باريس

Hallo Banker

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Cum

Love it. Love everything about it.

"Oh G*tt ich hasse Deutschland!"

CRINGE

>NEEEEIN YOU CAN'T FLUSH IT DOWN! FIRST THE POOPEN INSPECTIONEN!

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lmao

literally me

You haven't filled out the proper forms and obtained written authoritarian to issue this challenge.

Underrated

Wir schaffen das

MEINH FUHRER ZIEG HEIL

ein pils bitte

cringe

Hello i am German :)

These are terrible.

>you have 10 seconds to be as german as possible
This isn't funny, we are not like this at all.

>what? no beer? are you ok?

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austrians are just germans

I'm so sorry for the holocaust mr Goldberg I won't do it again I swear no no please don't hurt me

I'm better than you

Japanese are just Chinese

I'm saying it as a german, not saying it as a fact

*brap*

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Vollkornbrot

Hey look at me, I'm a german wah da da

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