Can a Germanon give me a quick rundown on the situation in Germany (and Munich in particular)...

Can a Germanon give me a quick rundown on the situation in Germany (and Munich in particular). I've been in quarantine for 2 weeks because I was in France for a while, and it ends today. I haven't kept up with the news, and it doesn't help that my German is Schnappi das kleine Krokodil tier

Can I roam free? Do I have to wear a mask? Anything I should know? Thanks in advance krautbros

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Talking about covid btw

quarantine laws have been loosened a bit on monday
you can go and do whatever you want
but you need a mask or just about anything that covers your mouth if you want to enter shops or buildings

Dear God stirrups

I was supposed to be drinking in Munich today.
Instead, I was drinking on zoom yesterday.

Alright thanks, I appreciate it. Are masks readily available here? Do people wear actual masks or shitty washable masks like our government is shilling back home?

You need to wear a mask when in a store and while using public transportation.

Also did you get forced into quarantine? I returned from the Netherlands last week and I didn't give a shit, I went outside several times already because it's not being enforced.

You can wear whatfuckingever as long as it covers your mouth and nose properly. You can even use a scarf. My mom just cut some socks into mask shape lel

they sell those cheap chinese surgery masks in a few places
I usually just wear a bandana over my face and no one has complained so far

Are you trying to make me coom

I decided to stay home, because I figured I was on the flight plan so I reported to the Gesundheitsamt. After that, they said I was risking a 25k fine and jail time if I went out. I don't know how they could have been telling since, unlike France, police doesn't seem to check, but I played it safe

Alright thanks. I still have some ffp2 masks and I'll try to grab a box of surgery masks. Maybe my local Aldi sells them, who knows.

Looks giantess-related.

>shitty washable masks

What do you mean?

there is a giantess edit

pic rel was issued in Paris. The strap isn't even a rubber band

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Do I see a heart there

I've travelled back with an international bus, it didn't say anywhere I should report to the Gesundheitsamt. And to be fair, I officially live in both countries and my travels can count as home-work-traffic which has different rules. I found a lot on conflicting information on the matter and I just went fuck it, they can't find out and if they do I can easily argue I needed to do it cause of work cause I'm working so an essential company.

My local Rewe sold them, 10 for 12 bucks or something.

They gave some leaflets in the plane. Apparently I wasn't even able to take out the trash and had to order groceries online

Maybe it's an airplane thing then. I didn't see fuckall at train or international bus stations.

What a fucking totalitarian shithole. Its a fucking psychosis at this point. How the fuck people do not rebel?

I mean it's on the website of the Kohl institute, and it's for everyone regardless of the transportation means

Jesus fucking christ normalfags need a whole nine yards in the back of their heads

Is feet a popular fetish among weebs? If I made a H game around feet would it sell well?

What do u mean

Do bears shit in the wood?

why do middle aged women post on Zig Forums

>cute german gilfs are reading your posts

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It's a picture of my neighbor

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I was given that

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video related was a confirmed poster in a german thread

I live and work in two countries so I guess I fall under the Ausnahmeregelung since I'm a Berufspendler.

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look on the homepage of the state you're in