Brazilians be like "My name is Joao da Silva Robinho Santos Junior Masturbinho Fernandes, but you can just call me Joao...

>Brazilians be like "My name is Joao da Silva Robinho Santos Junior Masturbinho Fernandes, but you can just call me Joao."

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Junior Jr. Senior, here making fun of people's names.

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Germans sure are autistic

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Why do Brazilian footballers have made up names?

>t.Ludoph von schießwienerschnitzel-Krankenwagen

Cope. Most people have an average of 3 names, and women have 4 when they get married

Almost everyone here has a nickname

You mean darkies or favelados right?

Rolling

what is your nickname?

>Most people have an average of 3 names, and women have 4 when they get married
why?

>darkies or favelados
so everyone in brazil?

Luisinho
It's just a diminutive form of my name, it means little Luis

based, my brazilian nickname is fred

Close, it's more like Joao da Silva Robinho dos Santos Junior Masturbinho Superman Mussolini Fernandes, but you can just call me Fred

If everyone lived in favelas how is it that we are the 6th largest economy? Dumb english.

3 names counting surnames.
Name + Mother surname + Father surname

Portuguese naming custom i guess

Kinda like how british people have made up tittles. - You know - as "Reginald Kenneth Dwight" to "Sir. Elton John"; and "Catherine Elizabeth Middleton", to "Princess William of Wales".

>namelets

t.5 names user

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you are not the 6th largest economy joao lol

mexicans be like

Pedro de los lamentos de la virgen maria sanchez

9th largest whatever. It was in 2011.

We were, but he's still living in 2013.

I'm not called João and I have an european passport, how does that make you feel?

horny

But don't your father and mother have two surnames as well. Which one do you take.

>I HAVE A EUROPEAN PASSPORT BUT I STILL CHOOSE TO LIVE IN BRAZIL

larp, the fuck outta here

We were the sixth largest economy a while ago kek google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/business/2012/mar/06/brazil-economy-worlds-sixth-largest but our currency has devalued dramatically against the euro / dollar in recent years

But that's what every Brazilian and Argentinan here claims. Post proofs.

You are also ranked 6th in population, retard.

Have you watched the news lately. Your country will soon collapse.