>go on Wikipedia
>search for Rome
>"oh, you mean Rome (New York)?"
>search for Athens
>"oh, you mean Athens (Georgia)?"
>search for Paris
>"oh, you mean Paris (Texas)?"
American "creativity"
Samuel Baker
Dylan Nguyen
NIGGA YOU LIVE IN ITALY GO FUCKING THROW A SLICE OF CHEESE ON TOP OF WHATEVER AND CALL IT YOUR NATIONAL DISH AHAHAHAHHAHAA YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
Owen Jackson
Gottem
Ayden Hernandez
>Of course I mean London, Canada. Is there even another London worth speaking of?
Charles Jones
It is an Homage, this is an honor to our old world brothers
Jack Kelly
Thank you, Uruguay is truly our greatest ally.
Robert Lee
Birmingham, Alabama
Syracuse, New York
Harlem, New York
Florence, Alabama
Naples, Florida
Nolan Lee
you cannot even afford to put cheese on anything lol
Aiden Campbell
84299263838th time an European pretends to have a higher salary than me. European creativity is truly amazing.
Robert Powell
Speaking of European creativity:
YOU HAVE A TRICOLOR FLAG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
John Evans
Fucking European piece of shit, fucking insult my Uruguayan friend again and I will go to Italy myself and kill every single person there.
Easton Smith
there's no need, you've already killed western culture
Alexander Lee
>Campobasso
>L'Aquila
>San Marino
>San Gimignano
"Ey, Mario, what should we name this settlement?"
"Uhh, I don't know, 'the eagle', fuck it"
Andrew Ortiz
whats your yearly salary then? let's compare to east EU, west EU and u-r-gay
Eli Anderson
;)
Xavier Reed
Wikipedia rank-orders everything by alphabet instead of relevance. Oh you search for a person called Lutz? What about this Czechoslovak harpsichordist. Sad!
Cooper Wright
also, there is a city named Hoboken in new Jersey apparently
i have no idea how they would pronounce that.
Gabriel Bailey
WTF I love Americans now.
Ryder Jones
but you're one of us, ungaribros :(
Landon Cox
>Creativita Italiano
>Postando quel maledetto rana come ogni altro froccio qui
Julian Ross
the yellow Asian slanty eyed hun invader is one of who exactly?
Jordan Barnes
It's even worse with German city names...
Christian Lopez
"Ho-bo-ken"
Is it that hard wafflefag? It's a Lenape Indian name, a lot of towns and cities in Jersey have Lenape names. Ho-Ho-Kus, Mahwah and Mantoloking are some other cool Lenape ones.
Ayden Sullivan
Damn, fucking wrektd
Andrew Richardson
I live next to a hamburg
Thomas Mitchell
>Me? Why I'm from Cairo of course. Born and bred in Cairo, Illinois. Could you not tell?
Anthony Green
Americans are just Germans that don't like scat porn.
Xavier White
kill yourself Angus
Jack Wright
>Germans named an entire city after hamburgers
Landon Ramirez
Uruguay, our greatest ally.
Aaron Rogers
>Oh yes, I'm from Birmingham. Birmingham, Alabama, of course. How could you tell?
Cooper Barnes
back to khazakstan yellow man
Gavin Johnson
>back to khazakstan yellow man
Colton Ross
>mountain anywhere dorm Canada to Chile
>Sierra Nevada/Sierra Madre/Sierra Nevada/Sierra Madre/Sierra Nevada/Sierra Madre