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r boris on in 3 minutes

We put effort in these posts and you delete them without batting an eyelid, janny.

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uganda need a bigger boat

Thought Dublin was alrght desu. Expensive to rip off tourists but found it very chill. Not sure what the hate for it is about.

taking bets now lads

over under 3 weeks

for me? under 3 weeks

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Uganda lad what jobs would allow me to work remotely abroad and how long do you have to do that before getting the chance to go abroad?

hyped

Any /extended by 3 weeks but with eased restrictions as long as people keep social distancing/ man in?

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HAPPENING

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furlough needs to last for another 3 months please

You put effort in to your posts?

eagerly awaiting bozza gents

she fit?

Love her

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Reckon Bojo has a wank to fight COVID

Just a reminder to anyone watching the speech online that a TV license IS required to tune in. It IS illegal to watch without a license and you WILL be found and HELD responsible.

might go have a wank to some vintage galleries on imagefap

Lad they have to do it in 3 week blocks. The only guess is what the rules are for the next 3 weeks

Might get this cut when the barbers open

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Edgy!

Right is a vampire

who?

>leave my property for my governmentally sanctioned 'once per day' exercise
>forgot my keys
FUCK

Watched them peg each other from a dog cage just before lockdown

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

BORIS IS ON EARLY

3 weeks more but eased

SHOW US YOUR FANGS

HEY MONA

MILF-y, says it's only for the lockdown.

FUCK furlough, country saddled with £40bn of debt for some tossers to have a paid holiday for a few months

god Helen Skelton is so fit

left is peng
right is grim

how does 6ix9ine get away with saying nigger

love r 'rona

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need the barbers open soon my dad basically has an afro at this point

>user is it true you have never had sex before?

any alpha responses here

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t. key worker

He is being so dramatic.
Kinel get a grip Bojo.

PUBS TO REOPEN FROM JULY

RNHS?

What does the R stand for?

HIS name is JEFF

HE is an ALCOHOLIC INCEL

AND YOU WILL FUCKING RESPECT HIM

IT'S STARTING AAAAAAAAAAAARGH

>pre-recorded
Boris confirmed cuck

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are you fellas saying peng ironically or is it really in your vocabulary

what you gonna do when boris says mangekyo sharingan

If the NHS had billions more money we would have had 0 deaths FACT

You can either freelance and as long as you're wfh it doesn't matter where home is, or work in a company/organisation/govt with offices abroad.
Know a lad out here who has an IT business in the UK and just does all his management via email and video calls while living in a villa with a pool on the bank of the Nile rather than a semi-detatched in a grim suburb.

the only chad answer is to tell the truth and if she doesn't like it then find someone else
lies will always come to surface at some point

>No change
OH NO NO NO
BRITKEKS BTFO

>we've protected our NHS
K E K
E
K

what's it actually like there? got any pics for us la

prefer not to say

>delaying until Parliament tomorrow

FUCKING TURKISH BASTARD

yes, my willy hasnt been tainted by slags but i'd be willingly to sacrifice that sanctity by allowing you to salivate over my erect pearly gleaming phallus and maybe just maybe I'll allow your vagina (after thoroughly cleaned) to rest upon it

Aye.

SAY SOMETHING CONCRETE

reprehensible

PLEASE PROLONG LOCKDOWN PLEASE I DON'T WANT O GO BACK TO TOIL

R

can i do this in a poor eastern european country? cba with africa or south east asia

this
pls boris

THIS
H
I
S

>bojo putting Scotland before England

BASED BASED BASED

fags

This
More empty political "blah blah blah"

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just want to stay at home
simple as

hes said a lot without saying much

pubs open next friday

holy fucking based

literally ripping off the yank defcon system but in reverse

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WE LEVEL 3 NOW MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

i literally did nothing this lockdown. so much free time to improve and i wasted it

its his way of saying that you're still on lockdown

My sister works in a care home and they have 0 cases of covidReckon it's all bullshit

2,1,3

what were you expecting?

This cunt is still talking

i hope so

>steps from 4 to 3
that's a decimal system you absolute spanner

proper alert me

mental
poor girl

It's too late for me. They cancelled my furlough. I work in a fucking warehouse, not a hospital!

WAYHEE!

MANDATORY SMARTPHONE APP OR YOU STAY LOCKED DOWN

So is learning a foreign language and getting a job at the us embassy in that country a sound idea

poo

dunno about you lads but I've mentally tuned out already

clear that he's not saying anything, there is no "roadmap"

thank you for insightful knowledge @nigel318384714

*turns the knob to level 1*

wahey lads pubs open on ME

LOCKDOWN CONTINUES HAHAHA

i literally did nothing this life. so much free time to improve and i wasted it

LOCKDOWN NOT ENDED CONFIRMED

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herd immunity is the real plan

>fucking rainbow speedo with number 1 on it
Seems legit

BASED

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HE'S SENDING PEOPLE BACK TO WORK

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA

don't you need an education to be a diplomat?

FURLOUGH TAPS TURNED OFF

GO TO WORK OR GO BROKE BLUE COLLAR WAGIES

Simply not "staying home"

sensational post

back to toil for me (roofing)

oh dear this post didn't age well

haha get back to work wagies

I work in a warehouse too but non essential items

today is free time
get off 4chin and do something useful

how does she completely ignored the milk being poured on her head

>only change for tradies
kek

here's your hotspots map bojo

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>recommending driving to work instead of public transport

GRETA FUCKING SEETHING

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

>EVERYONE WHO CAN'T WORK FROM HOME BACK TO WORK

lmao get fucked

LOCKDOWN CONTINUED

BUT EVERYONE BACK TO WORK

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

FURLOUGH FAGS BTFO

BACK TO WORK WAGIES

TOILBERG NEEDS YOU TO MAKE UP LOST PROFITS

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allowed to go parks lads

>lockdown continues
>but go to work
>go outside more

talk about mixed messages, doesnt know whether hes coming or going

>YOU MUST OBEY THE RULES
haha no, get tay fuck.

PARKS REOPENED
BEAUTY SPOTS REOPENED
DRIVING ALLOWED AGAIN
UNLIMITED OUTDOOR TIME
INCREASED FINES

GODLY TIMELINE

>Get back to work
OH NO NO NO

how can they know the r0 with any accuracy when their testing is a joke?

Me neither. Usually clothes.

when people call others wagies are they supposed to be proud of being a dole bludger? literal lowest of the low

So can I go for a hike next weekend or what

going to fake mental illness and get signed off

fuck going back to work

SCHOOLS OPEN IN JUNE

and the people who can work from home?
keep dossing?

NOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOO! FUCK OFF BORIS I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO TOIL!

YES SCHOOL IS BACK ON

GET FUCKED UNION SCUM