/brit/

delish belly edish

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drakeford is such a cuck wish he’d stand up to boris like sturgeon

doing unlimited exercise lads

be ye jock or taff?

Thoughts on these?

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apparently we had an early new: everyone's there

i'm english m8 corojo just told us it's fine

spiderbros all over my house 2bh
no issue with them and would never consider killing them

Who's she?

based
spiders are bros, fuck other insects
Emma Roberts

So when are we allowed within 2m of other people? At what point in the plan does that happen?

If a vaccine is developed against the coronavirus it will be the first vaccine ever developed against a coronavirus.

feel nauseous about returning to the office
like more nervous than my first day

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Was skeptical admittedly because I've seen his cult of retard followers online with their mindless "wat mean?" and all that but I thought there would at least be a nugget of worth in his book.

look alright

Cagers inhaling exhaust fumes in the garage as we speak

u ganda be kidding me!
..
ye man!

Would you, /brit/?

ban all buses

almost as if there's been no real financial reward or societal benefit for developing one til now

not going to work lol

btfo

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Would you lads?

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what have wuhan been wasting their time on all these years studying the damn thing?

2 people per bendy bus

One in the front part

One in the rear part

so what do you think the rationale was in tim's head when he started getting his todger out?

reading a listicle on buzzfeed

>the first vaccine for a disease is the first vaccine for a disease
makes you think

my ancestor :}

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Whoever came up with the term "WuFlu" xD oh my days..!

have a sad cum bb

It's not normally severe enough to warrant the effort.

is being sad upon the loss of a close friend/loved one/family member a biological response or a socially imposed one?

>btfo

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twitch.tv/charitycomedy/

I'm ruined on every level

Reminder Manchester is the soul of England

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yeah curing the common cold would be a total waste of time.

>stop staring at my mates tits you creep

any alpha responses here?

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There are a lot of lefties that are really upset that the death toll didn't reach a million so they're inventing ways the pandemic might continue forever.

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makes you think

Got fired because it took me two hours to get to work by walking

literally definitely not

ar rook same

jus b urself bro

stop staring at my eyes then

genuinely can’t tell if this is a bloke or not but yes

mutation speeds are completely different lad, coming up with a vaccine you have to bin off and make a replacement for every couple of months defeats the point.

remember when he made this vid a lad i knew met him on the tram

>"Manchester is a special city for me"
>is in Salford
gg

ok put yours on display then

why are you shilling a neeky reddit stream?

The governments use this "pandemic" as an excuse to test tracking apps and to see how far they can go with forcing people to follow stupid, unnecessary rules. They could have developed the vaccine a long time ago if they really wanted to.

ngl I used to look like that when I was 20, now I look like soyjack

*continues staring*
“No.”

Some common colds can be caused by human corona-viruses. Costs the economy millions with people out sick. I'm sure they would be some reward in developing a vaccine for it.

Does /brit/ remember?

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>no

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I remember going to Sunday School and the pastor would read verses that would call God a “she” and he would just say it was the writers being all poetic. Of course, it was almost certainly just the writers plagiarizing Babylonian love poems or worshiping other gods, but yeah. Funny thing those Christians

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why would a coronavirus that causes common cold be different to covid?

What's his endgame
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>HER
uhh lol?

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no?

2020...we are forgotten...

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hate daniel

that's a boy

The Trafford centre is the Jewel of the nation

a busy image

put them away then you garish slapper
*smirks*
*swirls brandy*
*goes on a ten minute diatribe about evolutionary impulses and their influences on female fashion and behaviour, and how ultimately she's worn that dress to attract a mate... and how frankly I'm quite willing to take you up on the offer, right here, and right now*

it makes perfect sense that god would be a mummy rather than a daddy

/brit/ on the very right

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If she is a boy show me her penis.

she's like 15 so she must be there with her parents
her dads fine with her wearing that, he must be a nonce

I don’t think so. Governments already were tracking us. They could have tested new hardware in a million other ways than this

I think we are ruled by amateurs and our governmental systems are just incompetent. We’ve been so focused on profit for the past 3 decades or so

thoughts on monarchy?

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Farting like an utter madman
whole house REEKS

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me in the back walking through

Leeches.

they're about 70 IQ lmao, dumb bints brainwashed by their rorkeoid parents

This guy is like an alpha incel

>So user we heard you have some strong opinions on our multicultural society, care to share them with the group?

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*smashes out a sub-1h BWL*

holidays to rhyl were the happiest days of my life:)

>Direland

>€
that right there is the elusive /eire/

for how long were you breastfed lads?

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Tried finding one that I'd shag but was unable to

yes i love multiculturalism please have sex with me

I'd shag every single one of them.

hold on lads I think /eire/ just got its hourly post

lets go check it out

THERE HE GOES AGAIN MR. TYPE A PERSONALITY

Would be alright if it was all that lattice and didn't have the fake Croc skin toes

Not planning on getting pozzed before 35

Brace yourselves, /brit/ is about to turn into the house of commons!

was gutted when I heard they'd shut down the sun centre

Oh Lord our God arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall
Confound their politics
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix
Oh save us all

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not long enough
need a milf who'll let me suck her tits while fucking her
someone like Xev

despise this pathetic little cunt

Wait, now even IRELAND has blacks rapping?

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>oasis
>stone roses
>smiths

literally ALL 2nd gen IRISH

same for the Beatles
why can't native brits make good choons?

>london is just black caribbean jungle noise

i think youre all just swell
*gives a thumbs up and then goes back into my room to play cricket 07

Its not mutation. Its that there numerous strains from rhinoviruses, coronaviruses, adenoviruses etc.

shan't be giving the bogtrotting general a shred of my time

Do you actually think that's funny? Fucking scumbag

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turning my phone off
toilberg on the ropes

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would you shag a girl who drank cider

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my mum tried it precisely once and decided she was too postpartum depression'd to do it

Alexa, what is "pozzed"?

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Would the UK give me political asylum from Blumpf's nazi regime?

turning 35 tomorrow

*freeze frame*
yup. thats me. probably wondering how i ended up here..well..

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Calm down fintan

haha nice one deano lad saw this on facebook too

might get back into always sunny desu
that lsd episode was the best imo

is eating chicken stock still vegetarian? the co-op doesn't have any vegetable stock and i cba making my own

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for me, it's virtual regatta inshore

are you 90 years old? no? then go back to work and pay for my bennies

your age has finally crossed paths with your slow decline of total brain cells michael
well done lad

toilberg should pay for workers to get an uber to work instead of public transport

>WOW

A man of culture I see

>so what are you serving at this dinner party?
>eerrr...mostly just crisps

Zig Forums is for under 30s only

why dont you stop being a hateful racist lad

R.I.P the late 00s “geek” trend we hardly knew ye

>hydrocele is probably going to burst because of the coronavirus cancelling surgeries

Got a bottle of whiskey on hand should it burst and have told my Dad to slice it open and stitch it up if it does.

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Um, sweety London makes true soulful music

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I want Emma to abuse me

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Catching HIV virus from a load up the arse

Alexa, send a mass email to everyone in my address book with the message "have sex, incel"

To be fair they've managed almost ten posts per hour

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based. love diggers me

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