Just how comfy are small American diners?

Just how comfy are small American diners?

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Actually really really comfy but chain restaurants and franchises are killing them, they only survive in communities with older people.
Such is life in consumer capitalist north america. Such is life post industrial revolution.

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The food is always mediocre

unbelievably comfy, especially if your in one after a couple hours of driving
bonus points if its mostly empty

Very. Come to manhattan. Best diner experience you can find in the US

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very. They are always friendly too, even if otherwise Amerifats will be suspicious of you just because of an accent, even if your skin is pearly white, with blonde hair and blue eyes.

The only good part about living in New Jersey

extremely

I’m from NJ, the state with the most diners. If you’re a bored teenager 24 hour diners are a godsend. There are some really great mom and pop diners in my area; my typical diner meal is pancakes with a side of scrapple or meatloaf with onion rings.

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Where in Jersey? Toms River here.

AAAAH WHY CANT I SMOKE AND HANG AT THE DINER WITH THE BOYS AAAAAAH WHAT KIND OF A HELL DO I LIVE IN AAAAAAAAHHHHH

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FORGOT MY PIC AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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ALL I WANTED WAS A COFFEE, CIGARETTE AND A PIECE OF PIE AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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these type of places are very comfy 99% of the time.

Im next door in Burlington County. Ocean County is kind of a shithole desu

>you will never eat fries at 1ham with a girl in a typical american diner

not comfy at all, you can meet americans there

faggiest post i've seen in a long time.
enjoy the (You)

>ywn experience american culture at its finest, pre mobile phone era

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it's not like the subhumans in rural middle america know cell phones even now, just go there if you can tolerate the smell of sharts

Unfortunately they do, even african villagers have iphones.

africans from an isolated village are still more developed and closer to humans than some hick from Buttfuck Nowhere, Kansas.

Why so much seethe over America, Pekka?

From Monmouth originally and I'm here for work, it's less than ideal surroundings. Don't really know South Jersey other than drives to visit family in Philly much desu.

I am 37 and your post is one of the greatest gifts I have ever received.

It's sad uncle user

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South Jersey is pretty comfy. Burlington County itself is pretty unique. The closer you get to Philly it’s your typical suburbs, but the closer you get to the shore it becomes all thick Pine Barrens, and then in the middle the two combine to create scenes like pic related. Lots of lakes, little nature trails and stuff like that. I recommend hiking in Wharton State Forest or hiking up Apple Pie Hill to experience it

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>Amerifats will be suspicious of you just because of an accent
they were suspicious because you are autistic as fuck and probably smell of piss, not cause of your accent

>south jersey
>diners
You guys don’t know what you’re talking about.

We love talking to people from Europe as long as they’re not especially arrogant or French.

I'm Central Jersey, bro. Yes, I know Northfags like to say theirs are the best.
I've been to Wharton as a kid, barely remember it.

It’s worth a revisit imo

When this whole Coronavirus stuff ends, I'll definitely visit on your word.

DIE FUCKING BOOMER!!!!!

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