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5k in 24 minutes this morning lads, which was the best time I've set in outdoor running for over a year but still three minutes slower than my PB on a treadmill.

Is /brit/ going to be quiet in the day again now everybody is back to work?

still can't believe mongs willingly sell their DNA to hebrew NWO companies so they can figure out if they're white or not
I'll be laughing all the way to the bank when 23andme creates an army of clone supersoldiers and takes over the world with them

Like 50% of them are Mormon they believe you can baptise DNA. Fucking nutters.

thoughts on failing my last semester of university even though it's entirely pointless and preventable because I cba doing the assignments?

> now everybody is back to work?
who is back to work? vast majority of places still aren't open

Just finished the night shift then have a snooze then fuck knows. Was snowing earlier here and it's freezing so don't really want to go out. We'll done on the running tbw

>not a fucking machine
fuck off

hmm not a peep from the (((MSM))) who were pushing this false "jogging while black" narrative

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mental how the janny didn't turn up to work today

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thoughts on wagies?

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one of my classes the lecturer has sent us like 3 emails over lockdown, just told us to do one of the assignments of which we covered zero material.

Imagine caring about this yank shit

hi everyone x

niggers here are just as vile 2bf

genuinely cannot recall asking

good things about bristol:
1) it's rhyming slang for tits
2) the poo chart

eww, who'd want to fuck chang's daughter, disgusting

Stunning brickwork

would shag Lena Dunham tbdesu

He's furloughed on 80% pay

what poo chart

very happy I never had to work in retail or hospitality and went straight into the workforce as an officetoiler
it's a more civilised life

FOLC

I'm in my mid 20s

*sails into wellington harbour on my dads boat*
*slings rocks into the windows of the beehive with a bedsheet*
*unanimously voted new king*
*nationalises housing and energy*
*expels the jews and chinese*
*sends fleets of maori longships to annex the pacific*

Running is very bad for facial aesthetics, the repeated bouncing causes runner's face.
Try short runs and sprints instead.

Banksy should be executed for destruction of public property and crimes against humanity

the bristol poo chart

no they aren't rorke, step outside for a while, outside of london black people are just whites with differnet skin colour

More like brit/stool/

shagging below ur batting average is a blatant sign of faggitry

Did you happen to run through any houses under construction and have a good peak around during your morning jog?

asking for a friend

Tally ho gents! God Bless her Maj'.
Plans for the day? I shall brew up some of Yorkshire finest cuppa cha and then load me up a good game of Victoria (God Bless her) II, where I will establish Sunderland-on-Congo as Britain's newest imperial possession. pip pip.

did I ask?

my average is 0 lmao

>Runner's face
What new incel shite is this now?

>Aah scary black people

FOY

yeah that's fair enough
is there just no political impetus for more military funding or what's the deal?

I detect irony
It's normal to find any race of women sexually appealing, but to choose to breed with them is a totally different thing

last game of Vic II i played ended with the world's biggest navy being stationed out of Swiss Haiti

too on the nose for reddit but if you removed a few britishisms it could be an average comment

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yeah but being an independent sovereign nation and being LITERALLY completely incapable of defending yourself and having to rely on another nation is obviously not good
right now it's w/e but in the future we may grow apart and then we'd be fucked

people now will just say "lol that will never happen" but we are both extremely young countries, history is filled with thousands of nations with far longer histories and alliances than ours that have gone to war or ignored the other's need for aid etc, basing the entire future security of your nation on the last 150 years of relations is extremely shortsighted and a very low IQ move overall
>whats the go with that
our government are either soyboys who don't want us having the big scary guns like the silly americans or literal traitors who want to make things as easy as possible for their chinese owners
our population are drugfucked alcoholics who don't have even the faintest idea of geopolitics and the current political situation in the world so they don't care


also binkov actually made a vid on an Aus invading NZ scenario which was hilarious, implying we even had a fraction of an atom of a chance

remember some Rorke was scared the black and brown people roaming the streets might rape him.

Got issues that guy has.

Got a bad case of shaggers face

>outside of this city where half of black people live and cause over 50% of the knife crime despite being 16% of the population the over half of black people are perfectly normal
somehow I doubt that leftymong

NEED to be a low-level regional party functionary in the people's republic of bulgaria during the zhivkov regime
imagine being chauffered around in your imported '62 lada and having illicit western goods smuggled into the backroom of the local rationing centre for you and your mates while occasionally hosting a romanian delegation from across the border at the town concrete factory
the dream

Don't reckon they'd be using my DNA for any super soldier so I might do it at some point aha

eruv is just a method of having your cake and eating it. it's so stupid.
astonishing that otherwise well educated philosophers and theologians reveal that they lack basic self awareness

>he doesn't know that running long distances over a prolonged period causes premature sagging and ageing of the face

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up the gas

bristol leads the world in poo classification. it's the city's main export and industry.

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isn't the idea that even if we went big on military, we'd still be susceptible to invasion due to low population? Though I suppose we could do the singapore strategy of making everyone train so we have a massive reserve force