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mask and coronavirus test kit shop

Thoughts on the new lockdown measures, lads?

Ridiculous how the British public are so thick and fail to understand the reasons behind sending people back to work, but not seeing friends or families. Sick of seeing cretins moaning or saying it's all a conspiracy
It's essential to get the economy moving, but not going to see friends yet or otherwise the insolence of the British public would easily result in huge house parties every weekend thinking everything is back to normal

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Bananas all have a white powder on them wonder if i could rack it and snort it theyre from colombia

The grand master combo

sports direct golf section

just ordered a bunch of vape stuff online. been on those dogshit juices you can get from the garage and they're grim

reckon if I killed this it'll drop a dragon pickaxe
LOL

I like trains

youtube.com/watch?v=i-wNDn7GmJM

Still sad Alive 2017 never happened.

gym

oi oi

Reckon I might work in London for 5-10 years more and carry on living in the cheapest houseshare I can find and live a frugal lifestyle, no matter what salary I'm able to get. Then, hopefully, by the age of 35 I should have enough money saved to buy a house outright in a comfier area, and live out the rest of my days doing a comfy and meaningful (but low-paid) job. Sensible strategy?

would like to rips its teeth off and then mock it

>just ordered a bunch of vape stuff online

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why are england so determined to kill as many of their own people as possible?

80% of people are fully retarded. Average age of ‘corona’ deaths is literally higher than the average age of death for the entire country.

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youtube.com/watch?v=LKYPYj2XX80

How'd they make this shit so timeless

that's what prompted me to make that post, was just listening to 2007 again
suppose they don't believe in trilogies

Me too, except I like trans but don't care much for trains

It's like that bit in a game where you realise you have totally fucked up so you just go around killing every NPC and then delete your save.

had to be done nip. not ready to give up the nicotine yet

toilberg crying because he thought id be volunteering to toil at workplace. haha nope

for me it's youtube.com/watch?v=UKYWWfR_GKA

Sounds shit. What girl is going to want to go out with you if you live like that? What will you even do with your new life after you’ve wasted your prime years?

It's cheaper than building additional housing

big brain

They made a disco song the biggest hit of 2013. Still dont know how.

Digital Love is still their magnum opus though.

>only 210 new fatalities today
>already past peak

Just fucking end the lockdown already so sick of it

me? its got to be
youtube.com/watch?v=zhl-Cs1-sG4

QUESTION: what's a larger rate of return? 1.2% or 400%
ANSWER: 400%
Creasing at ISAmong

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fucking sick of this shit
minding my own business and receive this vile abuse because of the colour of my skin

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fuck i hated that whole album with Pharrel. Was total dogshit.

can make it up to him later in the year

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boss's_Day

I want to go to nightclubs again and I didn't go to them before

what did boris say yesterday?

NO NEED FOR THAT MATE

>irish
Self hate isn’t healthy

Don't care, I'm volcel. All I want is to buy a cabin in the woods and live out my days in peaceful contentment

>leave the house whenever you like
>go to work unless you're work is closed
>meet up with 1 person from another household
>sunbathe, play sports, drive anywhere

it's not really a lockdown now. a bunch of things are closed and you can't go in other peoples houses but otherwise you can do what you like.

he said frenchmen are all odious little wretches

theyre always low on mondays mate
or is that the gimmick?

>taking this shit from an irish coon

kek

MR HICKEY YOU ARE RUINING THIS EXPEDITION

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isnt this the kid from that harmony korine movie

haha cheeky bojo

good posts

can't bear listening to most of their newest album anymore considering how much it was overplayed last decade, although I suppose that was what music-people thought with discovery the decade before that
will never forgive radioberg for ruining RAM for me

>I'm volcel
ahahahahaha

I wish the New York accent were more common in Yank media instead of the California accent desu

i love niggers

why is it insulting to call someone a coin

ur boy just bought a personal chiminea
why not

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betting shop

Not him but doing 12 hour shifts and living in a flatshare is grim. Living in your own house and having a job that doesn't make you want to pull your fucking eyeballs out of their sockets isn't. And what the hell would you want to marry for

>volcel

>chiminea
'ri 'eano

>new lockdown measures

I think it's a waste of time to do anything short of full reopening of everything. People were doing this shit anyway. If people really didn't go to see their parents or their gran or walk around for "non essential" shit they are retarded bootlickers.

Picture i took of malaponte on my computer screen just came up on my snapchat memories off two years ago

This is in ebonics but i think we can all learn from this :)
We shouldnt lower our expectations just so we can say we have a gf

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mmm, love the stench of burning plastic

glad peple replied to my shop survey this time round

its all fun and games

dancing a jig
youtube.com/watch?v=rjOhZZyn30k

You hated Motherboard? youtube.com/watch?v=wz7YiQdNmZ8

We can't be friends.

eat nothing but tescos finest ready meals

Why would you buy something with only 2 *?

but what about you

BROO-TOOOOT-TOTOTOTOTOTOOOOOOOOOT

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It's literally the only high IQ option m8

the chicken tikka is up there with m&s and waitrose

>meet up with 1 person from another household
The government haven't explicitly even said this, why do people and the media keep making this up?

youtube.com/watch?v=PCOfoJqNcAE
why are the french so fucking good at music lads

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I'm literally terrified of black people.

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who is the chubby semen demon