Have you ever been involved in a fight, Zig Forums?

Have you ever been involved in a fight, Zig Forums?

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He had the last laugh

gweilo lankies eternally BTFO

>that smile as he sees the valkyries coming to take him away

At least he died with a smile on his face.
Does a war cunt as a fight?

he smashed head against concrete, could be dead

>these moves
did the white guy think it was a joke?

holy shit how do you die to a punch? he didn't even hit his head too hard when he was falling.

He thought he could win against the small dude.
I had a little Korean buddy that would fuck up guys twice his size. His dad was a Taekwondo master or some shit.

getting hit in the back of the head is really dangerous plus it was on asphalt

No, only stupid people do that.

I got suckerpunched in the back of the head by a jealous ex bf of a girl I was making out with. I was in the mood to throw down, but I got lucky we got separated fast because I was really drunk. I still laugh about it to this day.

Based

Is the Asian guy good at fighting? I think he knows boxing a little but the form seems kinda off.

Siberians and Central Asians are asians you absolute sperg

Is he ok

I use my brains to stop guys from fighting
Two guys were about to fight in my friends bar, they pushed each other and called each other names. I said "You're both fucking idiots", they didn't know who's ass they wanted to kick more, mine or the other guy, they calmed down.

Yes I learned Karate and know by looking that the asian guy is bad news.
I hate fighting though, though I can easily overpowered people who did not learn any martial arts but I look down on violence.

>tried to learn taekwondo at a uni club
>they didn't even have proper instructors and half the classes were literally just games that had no bearing on fighting
Still feel ripped off. I paid money for that membership.

I literally knocked out cold a guy from a wild left hook. Horrifying experience.

Of course.
There are “people” who never got involved in a fight?

ching chong ping pong ar rook same

Dude should have walked away the minute the guy tagged him, but nope gotta act like a bad ass despite this short Asian dude clearly knowing what he's doing. Dude's taking a stance and ready to throw down and lankies just laughing not taking it seriously,and then his friend that jackoff should have done his damn job and diffused the situation but instead tries to jump in on the action, like why man? Grab your boy and go, you know this shit's not gonna end well, do your damn job.

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Every time I even think about getting in a fight I realise that I'd probably throw a punch and have the other guy fall down, crack his head and then be liable for manslaughter (or be on the receiving end).

>No and I'd rather not be, given how quickly you can get brain damage. Would rather be called a pussy and diffuse the situation (or run like deer).

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Central Asians range anywhere from 15-50% European retarded Zhang.

I think the asian is untrained. And he's doing his boxing from television.
While the red shirt guy is also untrained and wants to do is american wrestling moves from television.

>t.

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I started carrying pepper spray after losing my front teeth, recovering that shit is expensive as hell, you need to be able to afford that shit, or it's not worth it

>This. Fist fights are for low IQ people, there is a reason why our evolution favoured brains over muscles.

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>Is the Asian guy good at fighting?
People that are good at fighting will normally go for the legs and take downs.
When somebody squares up to box it normally means they do not know what they are doing.

Whatever you mongrel ching chong, why don't you go back to curbanistan or whatever shithole you are from?

Did he die??

>People that are good at fighting will normally go for the legs and take downs.
In the Netherlands nobody grapples on the street. It's an American culture thing.

Been involved in fights when I was a kid mostly won because I have a judo background. Last and only time I was in a "fight" was when I was so drunk I could barely walk and some faggot thought it was fun to shove me, I fell and when I stood up I looked everywhere and he had already left according to some people who came after me.

Nowadays I do BJJ and kickboxing for fun (4x a week) and shitpost on /heem/ a lot.

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No wonder you suck at fighting.

We're constantly kickbox champions.

I for one find it quite impressive that Brazilians taught an ape to use a keyboard and post on Zig Forums.

Why? You might not know any basics of wrestling and still be good at fighting. Is this based on personal experience?

I did and that's why I mostly won.

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Yes, there are people without brain damage

It's not just brain damage, you risk paralysis, losing teeth or hyperextending extremities

I got in a few as a young fella then did boxing in my twenties, after that I became a police officer and I reckon I got into a proper fight every couple of days. Much too old for any of that now

Based churka

Doesn't matter what country

I thought only caucasians were called churkas

MMA is the only fighting competition that matters and BJJ is consistently at the top.

MMA is almost non-existent here. Mutt sports.

Caucasians are hachis

>Does a war cunt as a fight?
No

Yes i lost and fell inconscious

BJJ is a fundamental aspect of BJJ but being a specialist no longer cuts it, only back in the days when the Gracies competed. Nowadays you need the full packages, kickboxing and wrestling included.

It requires testosterone.

Not all fights are about ego. Some fights are to protect yourself.

aspect of MMA*

Not really. Going for the legs is a wrestling thing. While this is a kick boxing / Judo country.

Take somebody's legs out from under them, and they are at your mercy.
Wrestlers are good at take downs, but if they know what to do from there is another thing, but they can hold you down.
I had some hothead friends that would get us into fights.

They also know striking though. Guys like Israel Adesanya and St Pierre earned their belts from good striking.

Lmao you aren’t beating anyone’s ass with fucking taekwondo it’s a sport martial art for children

BJJ has nothing to do with striking, at best they were given a compliment for take down defense but that's already stretching it.

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i could easily kill a whitey in a single punch tho

Any training is better than no training.

Also, a fight is not boxing, no rules.

>Lmao you aren’t beating anyone’s ass with fucking taekwondo
16 years of taekwondo vs. no training, I'll take the guy with the training

3 times and I dont do no faggot ma.

Im saying they know a little bit of BJJ but earned it from striking. You are agreeing with me i think.

I've been in plenty of bar fights. Lost one, won more. People in Norway go insane when they are drunk.

In this case it's taekwondo which encourages fancy flying kicks, which is too risky in practice

A perfect taekwondo kick could genuinely kill you

>be me, 16 years old
>first time i go to a party
>5 AM
>time to go home
>40 years old mentally ill drunkard approach me and threatens me to stab me if i don't give him a cig
>suckerpunch him
>steals his wallet
>he had no knife nor money on him
>throw the wallet in the toilets
>toilets don't flush anymore
the only time i fought someone
you mean like 100% of world population

Yeah, right. With your micropenis?

It doesn't and from my experience i was in the most numerous WTF group for years as a kid. Nobody ever did those kicks during "sparring" and it was merely straight kicks or roundhouses. Furthermore ITF has a lot of striking. Theres also a version for the army i think.