/brit/

new concept: ever hear of Banksy? well, become a street artist called Wanksy

what you do is you go to a fresh brick wall in a public square that does not have much graphitti on it and you masturbate and cum on to the wall and call it street art and sell it to pretentious rich people

the BAME massacre is upon us

straight in with the london hate yes /brit/' get in

whats the based masturbation schedule? i think its wank when you feel the urge, don't force a wank, only wank to lewds

Rome is so fucked.

preston... home

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It's really difficult for me to accept that London and Paris are finished (and by extension their respective nations also). It's really a bitter pill to swallow.

You'll get better at this when your willy has hair around it.

youtube.com/watch?v=XR7bqc2mheA

Karazhan. Home.

London is an awful place.

Edgy.

*sheds a tear*

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no you didnt

Jerry Stiller died

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yes I did

our most famous living artist in the world
no we never metntion him

disgusting

quite like the canteen. good beers and they have a varied selection of live music.

ONE BAD BITCH, AND SHE DO WHAT I SAY SO
TWO BIG 40s AND A BIG ASS DRACO
THREE MORE MILLIONS WHEN YOU ASK HOW MY DAY GO
POURED UP A 4, NOW THAT'S BLUEBERRY FAYGO

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just as well it's an edgelord fantasy then.

Jerry Seinfeld died

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bank holiday WASTED

i don't even wank anymore i just finger my bum in the shower until i climax and my water bill is through the roof

damien hirst?

BLACK POWER. BLACK PRIDE. FUCK THE POLICE. FUCK THE WHITE MAN. REVOLUTION NOW.

WHOMEGALUL

youtube.com/watch?v=caP7VY5trw8

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Wonder what it's like to live across the street from a football stadium.. I can only imagine hell

Don't wank for the sake of wanking, stay away from Zig Forums and social media, wank to stills

The hardest part of quitting porn for me is that I have so many videos "bookmarked" in my brain.

no you didnt

real patrician mode: Stormwind Dwarven District

Jerry McHenrry died

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>no fap
>jordan peterson lad

why are you such a meme lad

the pong from my arse is really something special

teeny edgelords = memes

so did bobby sands lol

>uni just emailed me saying I have the opportunity to study engineering in Honduras or Ghana over the summer
why would anyone on planet earth do that

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gorgeous station
ask me if i care

oh my peng

>tfw solo healing it with the guild's A-team

noporn is dif from no fap

Alri Emma.

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not going to pretend i know who jerry stiller was

need a new monitor. 27 inches just big enough these days.

For me it's the Pig and Whistle.
My healnigga. For me it's Holy Paladin.

at least 3 times a week.

if you dont wank at least a few times a week youll become an annoying redditor or a serial killer. those are the 2 paths in front of you.

Probably agreed on before the lockdown and just sent on by rote. Never been to Honduras, but Ghana is great.

i liked him in the thing i saw him in

I literally said "wank to stills" so this isn't nofap is it
And what actually is everyone's problem with Jordan Peterson? Just contrarianism?

arseblasted paki

h-how did you know it was me?!

I might start selling Herbalife, I already know it’s a great product and would love to make a success of myself

i think it basically goes
ideally wank to your imagination or memories every 3 days or so if you can
failing that, wank to still images of naked women
failing that, wank to softcore porn
failing that, don't wank every single day
failing that, you're going to get pornsickness

i'd do it for the Zig Forums rareflag points

Edgy.

Favourite scientist?

>holy pala
me too lad, me too

every girl when their favourite rapper they never knew about dies = ;_;

>but Ghana is great.
no way

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Ex gf always made me feel so attractive but now that she broke up with me I realise how ugly I am.

How come this post didn't get an "Edgy."? You were suspiciously silent

Scary Terry died

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that's toil finished now to mindlessly kill time until i get to toil from home again tomorrow

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Rasheed.

God mate nobody gives a fuck, you've been posting about this shit for months JUST GIVE IT A FUCKING REST FOR FUCKS SAKE

You Ghana be kidding me!

its because they all remember the week that they dated him and how much better trayvon was than all of their non-rapper boyfriends.

redpill: every girl has fucked every rapper.

'Tis, would remind you a bit of Goa.

Edgy.

whats good in ghana then?

based? or unbased?

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Nobody listed their favourite scientist... really says allot about the state our society is in...

because like all mentally ill lefties, they project their self-hatred outwards

Know an ugly, fat russian girl who bragged about fucking "a guy who was friends with a member of the Arctic Monkeys" to paraphrase

addicted scum

leftypol's double standards has been pointed out

any other 26 years old and never had a gf not even close man in?

cringe coomers

probably the same betas that subscribe to onlyfans

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moi

Just a pretty based laid back nation lad, beaches in the south are hippyish. Portuguese influence still very evident, probbly moreso than the Brit.

love some asmr foot massage videos ngl

I GOT THAT WMD

Who dis? He cute.

just turned 27 a few weeks ago. spoiler alert theres still no gf after you turn 27. hopefully 28 is better.

i bet they mog you

izaac neutron? who carez?
i once met this girl on a night out in egham whoz babylons aktually defied gravities

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bit odd having a wank schedule
like banging your head against a wall for two days just so you can feel relief when you stop

I don't even know how in the past i've had girlfriends, they just sort of happen without thinking.

I think lads here might overthink it a ittle, sometimes the time is just right and the opportunity happens.

how are the golfballs?

literally been compared to male models mate, sorry

why didn't bobby sands just fish?

couple of lads caught simping some twitter slag. cant remember their names, not really that interested in the whole affair

27 bros unite

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Rorke doesn't have any standards

lnk b82rez 2g4

any specific locations/areas you'd recommend? the chilled out beaches bit sounds nice

youtube.com/watch?v=XEOBp-X2_wA

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it never happens. im 26 years old and never had a gf not even close

>because like all mentally ill lefties, they project their self-hatred outwards

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youtube.com/watch?v=XfcvX0P1b5g
having a watch :)

what?

same
that's why i consider myself a spiritual incel despite having had sex

pornsickness
men are disgusting

nah its like skipping breaky for the buffet in the evening

Aye.

The one in Accra, Labaddy.

Wank time

Rorke's standards: My people first, outsiders last.
Leftypol's standards: Outsiders first, my people last.

and sometimes the time is never right and the opportunity never happens

youtube.com/watch?v=IN1ZX1c72K0

this is actually the best rollers set i've ever heard

it's rollers as fuck but man it's got such decorum

flava d fuckin kills man

*wanks*
*cooms*
mad that

youtube.com/watch?v=meHtz_87-ao

techno interests me

webm on my desktop so i'm posting it here
better be good

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A lot of that is forcing it though, I believe in alternate paths.

If I didn't get a good haircut, work out and practice social situations then the times they just 'happened' would have been times in an alternate universe the girl just walked by etc

if only it was so simple

>lnk b82rez 2g4

just googled, some reddit account? i dont understand

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Yeah crazy how China absolutely mogs the UK

*wanks*
*cooms*
*wanks again*
*cooms again*
*feels empty and unmotivated*
*fwb comes over*
*can barely get it up*
*ejaculate prematurely*
*wonders why my sex life is unsatisfying*
mad that

i never forced anything so no

what do they call tiktok in china

chinks are literally humans

bet bobby sands would've loved one of them haha

youtube.com/watch?v=jWi4duoDV58

its from cult classic, ali g indahouse

why do i go through so many phases and fads

same not even close. im 26 years old and never had a gf

Yeah all that.

rickroll

chingchong

chingchong

this except the second half of it

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epic