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rock bottom edition

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the new 'der match

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rah

Fuck off Chad.

I TELL A NIGGA DON'T DICK RIDE, DON'T BLICK RIDE
LEAVE IT TO THE DOUBLE THICK THIGHS, TWIN SISTERS
DROP IT DOWN AND WOBBLE, WOBBLE UP, MAMI BOOTED UP
SHE GET DOWN AND GOBBLE, GOBBLE UP 'CAUSE MY MONEY UP
SLIDE, SLIDE IN THE BENTLEY TRUCKER, THE WRAITH TRUCKER
YOUR BESTIE IS A DICK SUCKER, I BIG DUB HER
AS-SALAMA-LAMA ALAYKUM, YOU BIG HATER
YOU NOTHIN' BUT A HATER, HATER, CLOUT CHASER

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fuck
for

*gets wallet*

Most British patriotism, at least on this website, comes down to you trying to claim credit for American accomplishments. (Or for wars, American and Russian accomplishments), or acting like bullying some brown people in irrelevant shithole makes you the reincarnation of Rome (who was good because it conquered Europe, the only part of the world which matters)

Germany, 75 years after its crushing defeat, goes from strength to strength, shrugging off challenges like a cartoon superhero. Its economy is the strongest in the EU, its trading surplus is the largest in the world, its health system seems to have batted away Covid-19, it has absorbed a million immigrants and now its Constitutional Court has bluntly told the European Union and its Court of Justice that German law is supreme. Imagine Lady Hale venturing a similar pronouncement.

As we celebrate the 75th anniversary of VE Day, is it time to recognise that, in the long run, Germany has won victory in Europe?

HOLY PENG PENG PENG PENG PENG *TONGUE DROPS OUT OF MOUTH ONTO THE FLOOR* AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA *STEAM COMES OUT OF EARS* HUMINAH HUMINAH HUMINAH *EYES BULGE WITH HEART EYES* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>English: A fictional depiction of the shoe thrown at President Bush during a press conference in Iraq in 2008. (Security agents destroyed the shoes thrown at US President George W Bush by an Iraqi journalist during checks to ensure they did not contain explosives). Photograph taken at a museum called Mmuseum in New York City.

Drink it in boys, you're looking at a piece of history

Beautiful. What a time to be alive

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based black man

best episode in my humble opinion
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If we didn't have gardens I'd have necked myself by now.

Kind of feel bad for being a disappointment to my grandfather (dad doesn't really give a shit) but at the same time i wasn't put on this earth to be a source of pride for him

has to be accidental

Is London actually peng lads?

>American 'history'

lucky

what happened to the lad who threw it? did he get guantanamo'd?

What should i call.my island in animal crossing

At the end of the day wanking to trannies isn't exactly shameful is it?

Shartland

bobby sands

whats the point of a public garden if the point of a garden is to have privacy?
t. user who asked how you cope

>vote thatcher into power
>she destroys your country
why did brits do it

It is shit, you live in a tiny living space but don't get the benefit of dense living. Terraces should have died off as a form of housing and been replaced with nice German styled apartments. The only terraced style housing should be nice town houses for the middle classes to be honest.

some openers for you lad
>you put the corr in corrina
>been locked down for weeks but looks like i've finally caught the corrina virus
>please have sex with me

NOO YOUR ONLY PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO REPRODUCE!! NOO YOU'RE A FAILURE IF YOU DON'T DO THAT!!

Eyeland

Willardville

he was banished to dearborn michigan, arguably worse than gitmo
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He's had many more years to realise that being a disappointment isn't a good way to live. Do something with our life

Screaming

Self loathing is ingrained into us from young

How the fuck is someone on /brit/ matching with this WTF I thought we were all ugly here

I love books
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>the point of a garden is to have privacy
No it isn't

all housing in the UK should be nice detached houses or decent sized apartments in blocks. semis and terraced houses are grim

loathing i get
economic suicide for the benefit of some jews in london?

she's not that fit you VFs, she just has jumbo chebolas on display

>benefits of dense living
like?
terraced housing has many benefits
>>>you get to have a yard

LOL SO RANDOOM

*HOLDS SPORK*

not my fault I'm an ugly manlet
fat and shit personality? yeah I could change that, but I don't think it'd help

Too many places already named after him.

i match with peng lasses all the time but im too much of a spastic to close the deal

really is, else there wouldnt be fences. there would be marks in the ground at most

You ok pal?

Lot of cringe itt

I think the new link should be a massive post every time so i dont miss it. Hate the one line new links. Always miss em haha

Which one of this was you
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>terraced houses are grim
umm try again sweaty x

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do british people actually defend the grim grim lack of green which is a natural consequence of their backwards housing scheme

cope

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>like?

Like public transport that is more than one bus every half hour, like having shops, pubs, parks within walking distance.

>she's not fit
>>>specsavers.com

forgot that was a limit

whats that mental illness where you go from maniacally depressed to feeling over the moon? its not bipolar

based

cope

thought she was dead

don't get it

okay... this is pure awesomesauce

borderline personality disorder

yeah but most terraces don't look like that do they?

there's plenty of green
>housing scheme
what do you mean?

>Like public transport that is more than one bus every half hour, like having shops, pubs, parks within walking distance.
Unironic povvo thought process.

feel violently ill at the prospect of sainsburys nightshift tonight

bipolar with a side of special snowflake derangement syndrome

wanking to nsfw clipart again

bent

think i have borderline personality disorder

That's Jade Goody

Yes they literally do, every single aspect that could make Britain good Brits will choose the exact opposite. Despite being one of the most densely populated in the world we'll just sprawl out and become car reliant fat mongs because we need that three bedroom 800 square foot semi detached on the end of the town.

most? no. Buts tens of thousands do, I've lived in a couple

Yeah mate I'm speaking about the majority of people int he country here not a few well off people in the country side.

>there's plenty of green

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you are delusional
no privacy provided by these gardens

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so glad im a wfh chad

can the average person in the UK outside london walk to get groceries, go to the park, walk to public transit, etc

every girl ive been in bed with has said i seem nervous and twitchy

>noo you need to be a strong independent neolib who drives everywhere and lives on some ugly 80s new build estate with a tesco in the middle

bevan mentioned on bbc 4

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showed this to my gf and she said did this face

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obviously you mong
like 98% of the country lives in towns and cities

well obviously not there
but where I live there's grass on either sides of the streets and there's trees and there's patches of greenery, woodlands, and parks all over the place
plenty of open space

pewdiepie looks terrible what happend

You're talking about council house apes.

funny thing is stanley park is just out of image, a massive green space

so one girl told you that? LOL

Can feel the oil on my skin forming droplets. I'm such a sperg. I'm british btw

those are all front gardens you fucking imbecile

>Tyrone house

what did they mean by this

Only poor people walk places. Only poor people use public transport.

yes you fucking spastic retard mong

Hate zoomer humour.

>lol omg so funny an image from a mid 2000s cartoon or CGI animated show with an emoji overlaid ironically or either unironically who even knows anymore with a filter on it that makes it really low quality hahahahahahahahahahaha

So dumb.

cope

I don't find older women attractive and I'd never raise another man's kid but there's this MILF I found on Reddit and honest to god if the opportunity presented itself I'd move in tomorrow. Unbelievably peng.

Looks like I'm in lads

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no you're not
be quiet

ok because it doesn't seem like the norfman who lives outside of london gets much physical exercise

I would say most people can but because of our high population growth there are new build estates being built at the end of cities and towns just far enough that walking isn't feasible and the bus services are shit.

flo you ho

runners face

yeh the majority can. why is /brit/ filled with arrogant foreign mongers like you?

stop being classist

what's wrong with women