What goes on in this region?

What goes on in this region?

Why do they all want to kill each other when they all are basically undistinguishable to people outside the region?

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Serbs aren't humans but the rest of them are so there's a few important distinctions to make.

>That map trying to show how "unique" their cultures are
Lmfao. The only cultural differences are who's 80% Turk and who's only 70%

this was apparently designed by a person who had never been to ex-Yugoslavia, what with all the mountains they put on the Pannonian plain.

says the amerimutt. All your culture from coast to coast is based on mcdonalds and jewish-californian movies

the mountains i saw in Dubrovnik and Mostar were white and beautiful

Croatian coast is the most beautiful in the world convince me otherwise

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>That map trying to show how "unique" their cultures are
That map doesn't say jack shit about culture, it only shows famous monuments and buildings from different places. You are projecting.

please leave Slovenia out of that clusterfuck

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Google "fjord"

You’re literally named after an American food omg lol

Does it get warm in the summer?

>Does it get warm in the summer?
Yes.

By what argument is Slovenia better?
Croatia is far more visited (actually the biggest tourist-nation in the world)
They have comparable standards of income and safety (both much safer than any western ones)
Croatia did all of that while constantly waging wars against Turks or Serbs

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b but bled and a cave!

I still prefer my own
Not just to Sweden to anyone

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better at corruption Ante, you balkanites could learn something

Croatia is a centralised country with a deserted and bombed-out countryside but Slovenia is pretty much the same everywhere you go.

ITS
FUCKING
SKOPJE

And not just the coast
Croatia literally has perfected natural beauty

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>omiš
bazza
>Slovenia is pretty much the same everywhere you go.
yes, bland and boring

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Did you know Skopje has B I K E L A N E S?

>only one bridge with no apparent pavement

Croatia confirmed for the third world

sk*pje is a dilapidated soulless shithole full of mudslimes

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>I still prefer my own
And so do I.

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my brother in ALLAH...

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>You wake up in Skopje, North Macedonia

Wat do?
youtu.be/NZ_0-Igicg4

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Catholics, Orthodox and Muslims speaking the same language.
I'm not talking about Slovenians, Albanians and Western Bulgarians obviously

Why do we have this thread every day?

We're not trying to kill each other, it's just that Serbs are always trying to kill everyone and then they fail miserably at it.

bled but better

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>123078644
>Croatia literally has perfected natural beauty
This is what chauvinistic autism looks like.

Every part of this country fullfils the other
We have the mountainous coast (Dalmatia)
We have our Toscana (Istria)
We have our comfy Slavic villages (Slavonia and Zagorje)
You actually can't improve it

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imagine Africa but inhabited by pigskinned people
that's what Balkans are
this

>We're not trying to kill each other, it's just that Serbs are always trying to kill everyone and then they fail miserably at it.
Shut up. Serbs are not inherently worse than Croats. It's this kind of mentality that enabled Croats to do things like pic related to Serb civilians during ww2. Simply horrifying.

>¡but I made a joke!
Not very funny.

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You can't compare this to us please it's ridiculous
There is a reason we just came out of the war and are visited much more than Sweden
How can it possibly get better than this?

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run back to Greece or die trying

Bled lies in a continental Alpine forest and not in craggy mediterranean shrubland. Dalmatia is actually a horrible place full of rocks, scorpions and in winter murderous 150 km/h winds.

sounds like you're a little bitch honestly
the stones make the whole trip better

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Croatia is as rich as Poland and much safer
All of that accomplished even though we were in a war

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>There is a reason we just came out of the war and are visited much more than Sweden
Yes, Croatia is cheap.