/leaf/ - Canada General

Stroumboulopoulos edition

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Am i allowed to speak french here ?

Oui Monsieur

fart

Merci, c'est gentil là :)

Emo/punk high school gf edition

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i love women

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High school wall posters edition

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i want to breakup with my gf bros how do i go by this without her chimping out

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>ywn turn back time

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Why do you want to do it ?

Face your fears and rip back the bandaid, be sincere, experience every moment to its fullest extent.
Also, is that gif real?

HOW DO YOU TRAIN A CAT TO DO THAT??

what's goin' on, big guy? you're breaking up with your girlfriend. why.

call her a fat piggy

Did you get your 2000 net bux yet?

Oh by the way, American posters are really insufferable at times. Not comfy at all tbqh. Us Canadians share a fresh spearmint breath with our posts.

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Applying tomorrow for it

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she's a very boring and bland person, plus we barely share any common interests. we've only been together for a month but i dread whenever i have to talk to her so shes going in the bin.

make unrealistic demands until she gets angry with you and then break up.

My grass is getting too long and I don't own a lawn mower. Might buy a cow or some shit to help out idk

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What's goin' on with you guys? I'm doing fuck all, so please allow me to live vicariously through you.

fuck forgot to tag you i hate phoneposting

That's why this general is always dying cause you never talk about anything interesting.

ok thanks

What if she meets them and dumps his ass to become rich and famous?
Sick idea dude
Enjoying the little things in life

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Im working 30 hours a week with a cute girl at subway. We get along pretty well and she acts differently around me than with other co-workers so I'm thinking of asking her out soon. Also I work 30 hours at a subway so I'm still depressed, take my life please.

soon

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Is there a more precious Canadian than Norm?

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This but unironically.
>Northwest Passage
>#1 freshwater resource holder

Norm is #1
There are others too

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>le fancy suit man
Remember when hockey was actually relevant in society

Je travaille tabarnak :/

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Yeah? What’s your line of work

Suggestions for /leaf/
>Have one up at all times
>Mention that it's bi-lingual
These two will help /leaf/ become a comfy cozy place

In the kitchen, I really like it though. I just have trouble waking up.

suggestions for /leaf
>ad hoc threads
>say whatever you want
these two will help leaf be a comfy place

jog

i've gotten 3500

Ad hoc when /cum/ gets shitty with the mexicans and americans? Good idea

why are we so based canadabros?

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my future job?
bagger 228 operator

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what like 10 years ago? yes actually. it only really lost relevance sometime between 2015 and today

I wanna get a big sailboat and venture off into the Atlantic for days at a time

get a goat lad

that's a big tonka toy

Cold weather and comfy polite friendliness
Strap yourself to the controls so you trick your mind into thinking the giant machine is an extension of your body
Kino

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Canada est le meilleur pays du monde, c'est vrai.

Oui mon cheri

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