/brit/

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>you will never drop kick this whore off this cliff
why live?

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that's jo mate
nothing to do with are rosy

Has anyone got any confirmation that this is definitely her? If so, she's managed to completely mog herself. Doesn't post any pictures of herself on Twitter anymore though, so it's hard to verify

google "american inventors" /brit/ lmaoooooo

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the last thread was on page 10 so I think it's okay

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I want to visit salafi mosques in London to discuss anti-thot sentiments and thot patrolling.
do i need a previous appointment before showing up in the mosque?

it's 100% her unfortunately.

What's this trim called

look at her you face blind autist just look at her
it is one hundred percent her

no ofc not

Her bum
My face
NOW!!!

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*to the tune of oingo boingo*
i-i -i like drinking pints
they make me feel so good
i-i-i like drinking pints
they make me feel so - rad
when me and the boys are drinking schooners we feel like the only damn lads in town
i=-i-i like drinking pints
they make me feel so, good!

if aussies are antipodeans
does that mean italians are antipastas

some lucky bugger is having a chippy
can smell it
haddock I think, with lots of vinegar
cor

you've already killed your own gimmick by including a us flag

no italians are pro-pasta if anything

holy based

of course it's her you stupid fucking cunt

why does this need to be discussed so fucking much

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>lots of vinegar
grim

Imagine just kicking her off the edge in to an oncoming eddie stobart truck

hello my fellow trans allies

OHHHHHHHH MONI MONI

MONI MONI MONI MONI'S ONLYFANS

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I LOVE BEER
I LOVE LAGER
I LOVE THE PUB

I WENT TO THE PUB AS PROMISED AND GOT DRUNK
I LOVE PINTS'

YEAH THE BOYS!

How do I tie the frenulum and where? Is there a guide that shows you where to tie it up?

short hair Emma

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got accused of not having a gf in the previous thread
just want to confirm I do indeed have a gf

truth be told if I saw asmongold in real life I'd stomp his stupid face in

incurably obsessed

she has a common enough phenotype, however the background confirms it is her lol

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wait, this can't be right.... they're all... they're all... NOOOOO

whos that

GOOD LAD

who dat is?

why do you think they've changed her name to Jo?

blimey are you lot STILL on about knobs?
it's been hours
sometimes I wonder about you lads

did you google it though?

why whatever do you mean?

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I dont know, why?

corr moni luv, gis a free set if you're reading this
gagging for it

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do you say moan e or mon e?

She’s cute no matter how long her hair is.

i don't. never had. I'm 23

maybe her pay pigs got wind of it

don't know mate was asking you
I reckon it's because she's either sussed that /brit/ saw her on the article or because her paypigs were getting upset about her talking about self-image

I say Amer Hussain

lmao don't be a retard and listen to selfmedding fuckwits
just as bad as the trannies were on facepunch in 2013

Her love shines over my horizen, she's a -
Slice of heaven, yeah

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moni hussein (formerly amer)

>she has a common enough phenotype

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made a cheesecake ini

what has a british negro ever given to the world. soccer players don't count

Monica without the suffix

>Zack, known professionally as Asmongold, or Mr 5ft7, is a Twitch streamer and Internet personality, primarily known for playing World of Warcraft

amer hussein (alias poleslaw)

developing a fetish for short haired women with bushy beavers

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you lads are a pack of legends

i'd like to address all the rumours regarding me...i do indeed have no gf nor have i ever had one. nary a peck on the cheek nor a stroke of the hand.

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dont remember asking

used the "ah yes the x phenotype" gimmick among a group of friends online forgetting that it's an Zig Forums meme and they asked what a phenotype was

yep that's a chippy and unless I'm mistaken, they've put salad cream on it
foreigners, obviously
could be coleslaw
feel like a nose detective

jungle
dnb
garage
grime

fancy a slice of my kebab pizza?

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Bet her bumhole reeks.

she has BIDET

yes, reeks of my dick

that's a calzone

The UK's weekly applause for front-line workers tackling the coronavirus outbreak has "had its moment" and should end next Thursday, the woman behind it has suggested.

It would be "beautiful" to end Clap for Carers after its 10th week, and make it an annual event, Annemarie Plas said.

She said the public had "shown our appreciation" and it was now up to ministers to "reward" key workers.

The government has said it is considering how best to do so.

pengrim ting

fancy a shag?

JUNGLE IS MY SIEVE

It's pronounced "shitmeat"

>rosy from shropshire
>rosy
>jo
screaming

I told my therapist i liked short haired girls and he said it was 'cause me mom always has short hair
I almost punch the fucker

im 26 and never had a girlfriend NOT EVEN CLOSE

jungle diff

defeated guardian ape then immediately went to the depths to defeat him again
hated it used every single rare consumable i have

I mean I don't say either because who the fuck am I going to be to talking to in real life about a paki tranny rapist /britfeel/ personality.
But in my head I say moan-ee

jo's findom and humiliation (formerly rosy's)

going to start a new game in eu 4 i think x

YOU WILL NOT FUCKING DEADNAME HER

turn on your flag you snivelling coward

stretching your mother's vagina (by being born out of it)

sudden surge of gamer freaks

grim
go to /britfeel/
this is a general for lads with symmetrical faces

Shit gimmick mate

excellent gimmick

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hehe

>Guardian Ape is the next main boss in Sekiro, found in the game's Sunken Valley area, following on from Corrupted Monk in our walkthrough of the game's bosses and mini-bosses

>tfw cesarean section

bit windy out

What's the appeal of findom and humiliation?
i can understand a feet fetish,or getting whipped(accute pain may release endorphines),but whats the point of a thot saying degrading stuff to you or using your cash?

>14 - grew out of racism
>16 - grew out of politics
>18 - grew out of beer after realizing everyone only pretends they like it to be manly(also other behaviours like this such as driving a manual car with a big engine)

Where do I travel to find this?

>he plays from software games
gaggleoflaughinggirls.jpg

send me a tenner and find out ;) x

could never understand since I was raised in a working class household and have never had more than £100 to my name

wahey im drunk and all that
just want all you lads to know you're good blokes

Yeah Deano lad just placed my summon sign by the fog gate haha this'll be proper mental

Change your tampon.

Presumably you missed out

17 - came out of the closet

imagine shagging her from the back and sticking your thumb in her bum as she lets out a load moan.

my mom has shoulder length hair though. I'm talking about pixie cuts.

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need a halfway house between /brit/ and /britfeel/ for lads like me

/brit/pol innit

Alright, Deags. What's the best thing you've read and watched this month then? I liked The Mystery of Picasso btw. Nice recommendation, mate.

i actually saw them all over malmo

are you lachlan anime footlad or friendly lad

/britfe//

I still play the part and pretend to like it when we're at the pub, just feels so fake, everyone keeping up an act just to try to be "manly"

maybe he's cute, but just has sever social autism.

is he the final boss

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thread idea: /britlit/

i'm friendlylad

There are few things in life as genuinely satisfying as good beer lad.

the lgbt brit thread

gf lives in germany and is literally out with her friends at a bar tonight, mad how they're allowed to do that and we're not

haha here he is woo hoo wahey come on then

See your problem mate.
You missed out
>0 - grew a penis

best thing i've read solomon gursky was here
best thing i've seen quai des ofrevres
and yourself?

a good hard manly shag up the arse

yeah the boys

poo poo in my shoe shoe

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Any decent pics or vids of Rosy/Jo or is that why you are all so spazzed out, cos there’s nothing to wank over.

you don't have to pretend on here mate, we're all anonymous

fragile masculinity detected, it's okay to admit it mate

Figures it would be a dangerous journey

wanted to make a joke but decided not to in case you're somewhat paranoid/insecure haha

Love beer so much i've even started drinking non alcoholic beer instead of fizzy pop

speculation beer gardens could be open in july, just can't see it myself

hate all aussies except melvin, god he's so handsome and based

emailing this to google translate to figure it out

yes yes come on lads

tis a bit
when was the last time you saw someone fly a kite?

love beer but you have to find the good ones. if you started drinking shite like fosters as soon as yo turned of age, i feel bad for you

i love beer so much

CORRR and then smelling the thumb!

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tomboys are my soft spot

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know one place with plenty of material lad

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>he doesn't have a french penpal
rip u mate

she only uploads spotify playlists and messages people to call them pigs I think

is she supposed to be some kind of unpopular girl at the school? i don't see it if thats the case

listening to a bit of moz (the smiths)

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where's the best place to live in london that's affordable by london standards and safe diego

haha.....

If it's plastic booths, table service, face masks and a three pint limit (which is what the "plan" for july says) it's pointless. Going to the pub is about socialising, you can't socialise and social distance.

Imagine throwing away the name your parents chose for you and agonized over what would be the right choice

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