/brit/

I the two most powerful people in the country were both women not that long ago

*ahem*
Any adhd man in?

hate to mention r*ck & m*rty but she looks like one of the floating space heads that make planets do music competitions

First Indian ITT

Carly Rae Jepsen literally just released Pop AOTY yesterday mate.

holy mother of peng

so true

youtube.com/watch?v=2NXxWnFpstA
choooooooooon

peng

youtube.com/watch?v=szZYlVTAfns

Best pop song you've never heard of

the olden days when we used to diagnose women with hysteria and lock them up in mental asylums unironically had the right idea. all this shite about mental health, addictions to surgery and onlyfans is just pandering to crazy

this is a man with a cock

if i wasn't on /brit/ id probably be dead or in prison thats just the reality of it know what i mean

who is this man?

It's a woman with a cock actually

finlad when hes about

if it wasn't for pornhub id probably be dead or in prison thats just the reality of it know what i mean

they all look the same
seen this a million times before
yawn

honestly castration would do so many of you a world of good

whats a glib face smile

the battlestation

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a quick google of "contrapoints mouthfeel" tells me that it is literally a man

there is no such thing

no

When I was younger so much younger than today
A Jewish man convinced me that I was gay

you would

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Fuck him, he turned digibro into a tranny

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What are we reading then?

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Yes there is.

source on this cumdumpster?

>see image
>brain: kinda hot but kinda trannyish at the same time
>google it
>she's a tranny
Every time.

Bigger than Brick Top, harder than the pikey
Better get Bullet Tooth Tony to find me

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Did she get lip fillers? Mind you I still would

Bit sad that it is mostly low self esteem buff guys with fat munters and Deanos who make up a majority of the working class now. Don't you think?

what is it with trannies and fucking anime

mad how there exist people who actually unironically literally believe this. reckon anyone who believes such a thing should be locked up for life.

star wars the force awakens

twitter.com/Digibrah/status/1263653818249732096/photo/2
uh huh

your post

Did a quality poo tonight. I'd rate it 4.8/5

twin peaks is such an overrated piece of pure bullplop

all you have to do to become a leftypol is disable your brain with a magnet. why haven't you done that yet?

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This pic seems to imply that only non-white immigrants want rid of the Queen

literally who?

The fever is overwhelming

yea thats the point rasheed

piqued.

all women should wear skirts with no knickers so we can tell when they're dripping wet or on their period . then men can take them whenever like animals

why are shitskins so unpleasant to look at? I feel filthy having just gazed at this picture

face is rasclaated

>fapping to tranny while googling her
>about to coom , find out she's male
>quickly switch to a female picture

shut up

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>fapping to tranny
>find out she's male

wat

oof.. yikes..
lets unpack this:
fuck you, you're wrong
i like it

also, at least over here, or at the very least in my approx age group, its more cult status anyway so its not overrated

Because they might go too far and fuck my shit up and turn me in to a vegetable

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you know you're not right

he's right

why do women think jiggling their arses is attractive?

I heard Deano wrote a novel

House Saxe-Coburg and Gotha do NOT want you seeing this
youtube.com/watch?v=jIukrdRhnpw

>disabling the threat processing centre of your brain
ah yes i love being turned into cattle

how much does the chinese communist party pay them

Gay Byrne lol

Leftypol trying to punch far above their weight.

no you
I've watched the original
watched the movies
Watched other stuff from Lynch
Then I grew up
You will too
Maybe
Someday

who hurt you?

because you're an edgy shut-in mong with zero life experience who can never publicly vent your weird views so you have to post them on 4channel

I can't afford to be living across the road from a chip shop

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people who have lowbrow ideas of what a deano is are worse than deanos themselves

Are Chantelle did too mostly about her struggles running her salon business and whether or not Deano is a mature enough man for her

stinky brown hands

>rosie looks like THAT?
Nope
But Jo does

unironically drinking John Smiths extra smooth

its peng

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autism

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To be allowed tranny medicine and therapy one should be forced to abstain from the internet, anime, and porn, for 120 days

chantelle is a fem chav not a fem deano

have a word with yourself

baz on a mad one

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The government need to introduce a Fat Tax, Chip Tax, Batter Tax, Oil Tax and a Salt tax before too many double chins form across the country

wtf do you mean "lowbrow ideas of what a deano is"

>Then I grew up
don't really understand this comment
just say you don't like it
don't need to be a little TWAT do you?
do you like any lynch?

I dont give a shit what people do to their bodies over the age of 18. giving it to children is where I draw the line.

what could you possibly mean by this you absolute pseud?

Dick Pound

Chris did a much better job of 'off the cuff' surrealism than Lynch 2bh
youtube.com/watch?v=LhKla4MEstY
youtube.com/watch?v=krsj2bcnRlM

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based

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also one of the main reasons i liked twin peaks was for the setting
unironically the trees and mountains and such
don't get trees like that over here

Burnt himself out a hell of a lot quicker though, Morris' recent movie was really dire.

frankly I didn’t ask

once was getting on the bus and heard someone call my name. I turned around and this guy gave me my debit card which I'd dropped. I looked at him and said thanks, you know who it was? one of the guys from chrvches

set it on fire

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>chrvches

Thought that was Elon Musk's missus?

its just guinness for northerners

I need to, and I will keep saying that again
People who idolize his works are out of touch hipster dufuses

computer... enhance

youtube.com/watch?v=4eN01btvTh0

thats grimes

rush is a good film

All these women were made exclusively for my big brown cock.

haha
love doing good deeds like that
gives me an adrenaline rush for the rest of the day

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two of the most nondescript white men i've ever seen
not helped by the fact that they straddle one of the most beautiful women ever to have graced these shores

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whatever yankoid
not really given any decent criticism
and i don't idolise it, i just like it
you seem like a mong

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true, there's not much between them aside from 0.5% and 25p/can

how did lauren manage to defeat the wall lads? she looks like she's 18 even though she's into her thirties

laughing at your posts

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>chrvches

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how do they do it lads

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bet they dp her

NEED a Romanian gf

I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

good lad

cheeky feelgood magic eye for the lads

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>over the age of 18
should be 25 really, under 25 you have very little in the way of sound judgment. over 25 its not much better mind, but you have to have a line and i draw it at 25.

as in

'deano is a jjb sports manager'
thats lowbrow idea

deano is an estate agent

as in

'deano loves spoons'
thats lowbrow idea

deano loves all bar one

lmao I remember she found out about this and went mental on Twitter.

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admirably simple setup desu

who are the top two?

Based CRT

fancy a chess match?

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important question:
>You arrive at the chippy, cod or haddock?

hardly ever see deanos in spoons. it's usually middle aged white van man blokes who go to spoons

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>Other comments included users talking about their desire to "fuck" the singer, with one writing: "I want to be Lauren's little baby tampon boy. I want to suck on her breasts."
>Mayberry replied to one of the Zig Forums commenters on Twitter after the anonymous user sent her a link to the thread, writing: "Dear anyone who thinks misogyny isn't real. It is and this is what it looks like."

independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/chvrches-singer-lauren-mayberry-responds-to-misogynistic-online-abuse-over-new-music-video-leave-a-10461034.html

I always get sausage with my sausage and chips. Don't really like battered fish for some reason

>chippy
wouldn't catch me dead in one
slop for gammon

Once saw Boris Johnson in the Wetherspoons at Stansted airport

its funny but also just sad

when you say "lowbrow" do you actually just mean "inaccurate"

either, depends on the mood i am in.also haddock HAS to have tartare, preferably Malle.

alistair's lounge

reading about behavioural genetics

>having a choice
tarq

genuinely can't tell the difference but i just get cod out of habbit

king rib and a deep fried pizza

Leftypol: Peenis
Rorke: Poonis
Opinions?

>leopard print shades
>tranny anime poster
>ostentatious throne as gaming chair

Terrible

prefer not to say

Dubai vs Ibiza, which is Deano's favourite?

>little baby tampon boy

you didn't saw the tall hat?

beefa easily

so fucking bloated. feel like a balloon about to pop

>deep fried pizza
tip top choice, occasionally even go for a crunch

yeah i stopped reading there

Oi lads when you say "bit" what would an american say?
>this bit over here
>that bit right there
Would it just be "one"?