Use my father's phone to quickly search for something

>use my father's phone to quickly search for something

>find "how to know if your son is gay" on the search log

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>"how to cure homosexuality"

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ouch, sorry man :/

Sometimes we just need to know.

we've all bin there

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Destroy him with cheese

Problem is, I am. But still have no idea how he found out.

Now I await "the talk".

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its ok just take a deep breath and lie :)

kek just do exactly the opposite of what the search result was

more like awaiting the beheading

Do they hang homos in Jordan?

Gays smell different, I am not joking desu

hope its just one big ass stone and its over

>Son, are you gay?
>I don't know, dad. Let me suck your dick and see if I like it.
If you're going for a roof dive anyway, might as well go out with a giggle.

This

I thought he was gay because he's a teenager and we all know that's the age for socializing with girls and having our first girlfriends, yet he hasn't. Turns out he's just a proto-incel.

Tell him you are an incel and not a closed faggot

It worked for me.

i pray you're not an effeminate one at least

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>Problem is, I am
have you tried, perhaps, stopping

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had a girl come over once in high school and we fugged.
now im 24 and still live at home but at least my dad knows that i'm not gay :). i'm just a loser

>gets publicly stoned

Literally me

>lies to father instead of just going away from family and be who you wanna be

Tell him
>women aren't as they used to anymore
>can't trust them modern women
He might agree

Easier said than done
Start mud wrestling?
Kind of yes
Yikes

Luckily I’m a top.

I’d kill himself if I were a gay bottom
Just the idea of the face of my dad if he found out I’m a top hurt more than being beaten...

I'm a bie bro, not exactly the most masculine but I don't walk around while waving my ass you know
Same

it's illegal in jordan right ? enjoy prison you degenerate.

My mother busted into my shemale porn folder once and accidentally sent a video to one of her coworkers, nevertheless she thinks I'm straight since she's always been friends with gays and she no doubt asked them if liking shemales is gay.

Just marry a good woman and everything will be fine bro.

It's legal actually.
OK..

Incel or teen?

Are there any camps you could be sent to like we have in the US where they use electroshock therapy to try to make you less gay?

No bro I’d destroy my dad’s heart

I mean just imagine feeding your only son for 20 years only to find out he is a faggot ;(
I mean he would be pretty mad but I more concerned about disappointing him than about the initial "outrage".

This. Just hide anything, like anyone did For centuries, everyone will be happy.

It's legal mate

move to europe, it has to be hell living under a shell your whole life and lying to everyone

just stop being gay bro

lmfao how do people "accidentally" send fucking shemale videos