VOCAROO ENGLISH THREAD

Non-Natives only.

Test your English, read this text:
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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>Non-Natives only.

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If you can sound like a drill sergeant / buzzcut Marine, do it.

Do it in Texas accent you bong cunt.

I am Dyslexic so i struggle to read what is said
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you could try a translated version

Please read it for me

Here's mine
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Why? English accents are interesting too.

Do it, I want to hear a sexy british accent

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I have my volume at maximum and I still can't hear you. Speak up or get out.

You're deaf faggot. Go away you disabled useless shit.

not reading that bullshit op

i see you're a man of culture

Can you translate it in norf?

Nice try CIA

>i will shit furry

ok found the furfag

im bad at reading
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:3

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Here it is with the most retarded french accent I could come up with, for fun purposes

Very good job. It sounds like a New York accent, especially an Italian-American New York accent.

based

very based

And here's my shitty attempt at actually pronouncing it properly
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This is really nice user.
kek
BASED HOLY SHIT

no you are quiet af lol

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I tried to be as fast as I could, but I'm drunk.

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Bump and rate
I request some russian words/phrases to try out as well