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yeah but I always have to pee in the sink

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i dont know if I like this song
I listen to it a lot and the production is good and it all comes together nicely but idk

Theres a poster here going through some kind of autistic spasm and keeps posting the same comment about rap music, how long has he been doing this for, and more importantly, does anybody find him funny?

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spot on

joe rogan on a mad one again

The Literal Dave is here

I'm a Marxist Leninist communist
No I'm not a tranny
No I'm not a vegan
No I'm not fat
Yes I have a job
Yes I hate the EU and voted Leave
Yes I support a proletarian dictatorship

Been drinking all week with no sleep inbetween, I'm as pissed as a mattress 2bqh.

babestation

I'm a centre-half, lad.

Literally my room haha

macbooks

just imbibed some antibacterial handwash in error, mistaking it for WKD

Would love Nick Abbot to come out to see the reaction from the menopausal women who flirt with him and the muslim guys who call him up.
He's been on the radio 30 years and kept his sexuality a secret all that time.

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oh my dayzzz seeing the gf for the first time since lockdown tomorrow

born again VF right now

Nick's decent on the multicultural issue. He's a complex man.

fucking hell are you Nick Abbot's sham wife or something? let it go mate

youtu.be/6uaN60k0-zY

At least he's not Mike Graham. Want to hang him by his triple chin.

not possible unless there are stims involved

having sex

doing a lcd soundsystem listen

don't remember this bald and bankrupt episode

lmao my nigga jeff got a piss jug by the CRT

legend x

Rorke:
>NOOOO! You can't just be gay in private and keep it to yourself and in the bedroom! I have a right to know if you're gay!
>You MUST be "honest" and tell everyone you're gay, they have a right to know!!!

Also rorke:
>REEEE FUCKING GAYS why don't they just act straight, keep it to themselves and act on a don't-ask-don't-tell basis!
>Do what you want in private but don't tell others about your disgusting lifestyle!!!

This is such a bizarre post. Alll totally baseless conjecture except for the one part about it being a "historical Japanese made game"(?). Which is just baffling because souls games aren't set in Japan but ARE made by japs, whereas this IS set in Japan but is made by Americans. So what the fuck do you even mean? I have to stress for the umpteenth time that I'm not even saying that the game will be good, just that your description of it just makes no fucking sense at all.

I know what you're saying but not really. He's a liberal at heart but with some old-fashioness mixed in. Very arrogant though.

>At least he's not Mike Graham. Want to hang him by his triple chin.
Yeah Mike's politics definitely aren't for Muslims so I can see why you feel that way.
Sputter away, brown boy.

Dougie sorted that mofo out.

Is singing in a pub an Irish thing? I’ve never seen an English person do it. At the end of the night some cunt starts belting out some tunes when he has a good few down him

Well lads
Sent a message to an old friend who I haven't spoken to in years
Let's see if he says anything

Ive been in BELARUS for 5 YEARS for a HOLIDAY

just ignore him mate
he has made it clear he has no clue what he is talking about

remember 4 men 1 hammer? those brutal videos of the crazy ukranians murdering innocent people with a hammer
digging their eyeballs out and all sorts

It's a Welsh thing.

'Old-fashioned liberal' definitely meant more than 'I'm far-right but don't want any criticism for it' at one point. Think it was Sargon who changed that.

Nightly reminder to stretch your foreskin before bed.

mate i go after long hanging posts for shitty discussions but even i ignored that one just ignore it and move on no point having such a conversation

one man one jar

youtube.com/watch?v=AT6MVLmyvdA

yeah poking his brain with a screwdriver n that

It just irritates me is all. Can I not be irritated?
He should just be out. All the other queers on the radio took that difficult step years ago.
Nick is a stubborn, arrogant lefty twat. Would be funny to watch him squirm a bit.

Can't remember ever seeing it happen but I'm from a city and haven't gone to a pub in ages because I don't drink.

>when someone you thought you got rid of years ago sends you a message on facebook
oh for fuck's sake

brisky morning here in sydney city currently having a cuppa and a ham and cheese croissant (toasted)

Who the fuck is paying more than £10 to listen to stream music? What are you on about you daft cunt?

Mike's politics go about as far as complaining about vegan sausage rolls.

ok bender

>foreskin
don't have anyway

yumm mind if i drop by?

Any time I’ve been to a pub some cunt will start singing some Irish songs

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Beautiful song Finnlad

that type of thing is probably more prominent in irish culture but i wouldn't go as far as to say it's an irish thing
english people do love a good pissed up singalong too

i've seen her norks

a friend in need is a friend in deed

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want Rita Ora to pat my head and feed me banana bread

You know remember that video of the lass eating a spoonful of milk and cereal out of another girl's gaping wide rectum

I didnt say Souls games were based in Japan, I said they were Japanese made. I bet you were the same runt found on Zig Forums in 2014 arguing Bloodborne wasnt a souls clone too. And now as time has moved on, virtually everyone considers it a souls game. This game also will be a souls clone, with light alterations in combat, but is ultimately souls-esque in nature and you must be arguing in bad faith if you think its going to be anything more.

Well Mr. Abbot, who's that taking photos of you? Must be your missus eh?
Nick: teeth clenched and dripping cold sweat

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I like to hold her head while feeding her my banana.

who'd win in a fight, Aitch or Devlin?

Devlin obviously but for argument's sake

reckon zoomers these days never witness such fucked up videos on the internet
back in our day, those types of mental videos were part of our formative years growing up

autistic wankers
*logs off*

Love China
Love the DPRK
Love Cuba
Love Vietnam
Love Laos
Love Syria
Love Iran
Love Yemen
Love Venezuela
'ate NATO
'ate the EU
'ate Japan
'ate South Korea
Simple as

yeah haha

Wanking to naked attraction

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WOOOOOOOYYYYY

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find it really odd how the anus has become like a focal point of sexuality for people. every time i fart and shit i am reminded of this contradiction. even girls want to (or at least say they want to) lick bums

it's a reddit thing

dunno lad those isis videos were in their era and other similar stuff as the barbarous hordes of the world got access to high definition cameras. many more brain pixels.

>I didnt say Souls games were based in Japan, I said they were Japanese made
Yes but that doesn't make any sense because this game is developed by a studio based in Washington. If you had read the post you've just replied to, you would have seen the part where I said "this IS set in Japan but is made by Americans".

The gay James O'Brien needs to be outed

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Piano singalongs used to be a thing in the east end of London before the 30s. You can still see pianos in old pubs today.

based
hows it going

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has drunk texting an ex ever been a good decision?

omd i need to breed with her

terrible

Simply cannot decide if nipple piercings on a lass are peng or grim

someone post summat funny

Can you believe that this opinionated lefty atheist has pretended to be straight and hidden his true sexuality for decades on the radio? So dishonest.

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got dat damn muddafuggen coonvirus

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nah but zoomers these days only browse all of the big websites
they don't visit the random websites like we did to see these things

*farts*

Did it when she was shagging another bloke once (unknowingly)

Felt terrible

Is in your hole
Not piano singalongs. Like English folk music being sung

this but hate china and laos

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genius products require below-wage gooks/ethnics in some sweatshop to mass produce them

ah yeah, the adverts are on

There have been clues over the years

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2 girls 1 cup
4 men 1 hammer
1 man 1 glass
the plain olympics (including the one where a bloke fits a dildo inside his japseye)
and plenty more

majorly fucked up stuff that mentally scarred us all at age 12/13

i thought they were grim but recently i saw some ones i liked haha so there you have it

Shut up you fucking racist

Whose the biggest guy in here I’m going to kick his ass

the gf

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Bit of both I reckon lad, aha. I mean, you wouldn’t want to marry one would ya

So? That has nothing to do with anything as you've characterised my argument incorrectly, the rest neednt be addressed. Regardless of where this paticular game is made, it is a spiritual souls game, if you had a wider perspective of the current gaming industry and were honest, the only really successful and influential games with the "historical hard boss bonfire gimmick" is the Dark Souls series that preceded it. And if the game uses these characteristics from a decade defining famous series, it would be accurate to describe it as a clone as it lacks originality.

dutch police

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it's not like conservatives have done the exact same thing is it

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bored of this thread

glad the markets are close

going to chill

later