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poo and also nigger

>watermarked OP
I'll get me coat

Anything on the box atm or what?

What will Deanoestates be like in 30-40 years. What epic banter and hilarious escapades will Deano and the lads be getting up too while playing Fifa 66 on the Playstation 20, what will Stacey be doing while watching Big Brother 60 or 70 while realizing that only her looks where the only things getting her by in life as people stop paying attention to her and instead focus on a younger, Barbie doll, version of her who is a friend of their twentysomething year old son or daughter. What political parties will these people vote for, which supermarkets will they go shopping for food, what type of jobs will they do and which degrees will they study? What will Deano Jr, who's parents had him out of wedlock, aspire to become? where will they go for holidays? The future is bleak; the future is on finance.

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Bleep bloop

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>Doja Cat getting canelled for making a song called "Dindu Nuffin"
SCREAMING

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Buy an iPhone SE, the best budget phone on the market.

Holy shit is that are Keir?

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just realized the truth of the world...

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for me it's still using my lg g5 with a iphone 4s in the draw as backup

Gonna put this pic on my FB.

em was defending simps and their e-whores and now he's pretending he forgot

sad state of affairs when £420 is now ''budget" tier for phone

Got whatever the most high end iPhone was. Feel like selling it and buying something cheaper, barely use my phone desu

Good idea. Sell it and buy an iPhone SE pal. You won't regret it.

can't beat the chinese androids
apart from the whole spying thing

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*fires up transpassing*
ah yes

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Just got this from mikey

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Mental how the government puts high concentrations of synthetic fluorides in our water supply, to encourage calcification of our pineal glands and stop them from naturally producing DMT.

Doubling down on the retardation or what, champ?
You should get laid or something mate.

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Actually quite mad how much that second photo looks like him.

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it literally is him
he got the knighthood for services to stock images

isn't socialism just for lazy people

the manchild is now posting reddit reaction cat pics
the absolute state

i think alot about this too, specifically how i can take advantage of them

Choose Deano. Choose a sales job. Choose fake tan. Choose a slag. Choose a fucking big television, washing machines, cars, Spotify, and Rolexes on finance. Choose gyms, nandos and whitened teeth. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a New Build. Choose your mates. Choose tracksuits and Shagaluf. Choose two cars on finance. Choose football and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch playing Fifa and Cox, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose Deano.

why does every english person live in basingstoke or something like that
explain yourself right now

Just one whiff

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>be Kier Starmer
>be brexit secretary for Labour
>Labour lose GE because of Brexit
>become leader of Labour party

someone explain

>soy sauce and wasabi
horrid

Not buying it homeboy but feel free to tucker yourself out.

Nope, he who does not work shall not eat is the maxim of socialist society. Lazy capitalist parasites will work for the first time in their lives or be shot. Socialism certainly means working less but it's not at all lazy.

chuckled slightly in real life at this post

literally male privilege at work

Good night.

Smile at a random person tomorrow.

Perpetrate a random act of kindness.

>tucker yourself out
does this mean masturbation

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don't forget that he's also white

>nooooo you have to give me attention i'm recording my voice

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Llevense a su loco de /lat/

Watching the ol' asians speaking english ASMR
>herro it is berry good to see you, hope you have wonderfurr time
hmmm yes magnificent

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had a blood test today. was't as bad as i remembered them being. still closed my eyes though

don't even bother listening anymore because it sounds like he is underwater

Genuinely kek’d

Just bought these. Hope I still like them when they come in

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sadly burning man was cancelled

lel glad to hear it, took me a few mins to put together la

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS FUCKING GONE/ SHE'S FUCKING GONE AND SHE'S SO FUCKIGN FAR AWAY IN ANOTHER COUNTRY AND THERE'S EVERY CHANCE I'M LITERALLY NEVER GOING TO SEE HER AGAIN ARGH I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!

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Poo

Deano's wife is "Mels," not "Stacey" fyi

Esto

Bring back the 80s pal, fucking what a time

nah it's chantelle

/box/ earlier today were saying how they'd think i was a good poster if i wasn't posting with a trip

aha

yes lads

:)

im not sober

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Let’s keep the cringe levels down for a bit while I eat dinner and browse

egg

that was the 90s you daft cunt

Whats for dinny?

Just discovered the chocolate brownie I ate contained 11 E numbers.
Absolutely no way on the planet there is the need for that. From now on I will only eat choccies with plain, simple, natural ingredients.

ahora es tuyo gracias

Why does Deano's wife always have a beauty salon?

Think I need to invest in some footcare, soles of my feet are fucking horrific

honestly you rarely come out with something decent

50% of your posts are bait
35% are genuine and cringe
15% are alri

not a good look

I ALWAYS ASSOCIATE EBTG WITH THE 90'S BUT IT DOESN'T FUCKIGN MATTER ANYWAY BECAUSE I'M DOOMED TO UNSATISFACTORY RELATIONSHIPS FOR HERE ON OUT. LOVE LIKE THAT ONLY COMES ONCE FOR MOST OF US NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KILL ME KILL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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