/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

Honestly fuck 80-90% of people. There are some nice people that make the world worth it but the vast majority of people are self-absorbed hypocrites and assholes. No longer a people pleaser

how can i find a hike group

he is lurking here somewhere

>there are still autists that lose their shit over the Epic Games store because it isn't "muh Steam"
I've gotten so many games I've enjoyed from Epic for free. Thank you Fortnite teens for giving all of your parents' money to Epic.

I used a website called meetup once to find clubs/hobby groups. Maybe there are groups listed near you.

I'm similar with petty things like pirating or minor vandalism (like kids writing things in concrete) and despise the legal/penal culture in this country.

>hiking

How can you possibly enjoy hiking? Don't you live in Jalisco? You have the same unbearably hot climate as I have. Fuck hiking.

Steam is probably better but epic games does give a lot of stuff away for free although I've only got subnautica and civ6. Last week they gave away GTA5 but I already have it so

seconded, meetup is good

I am ANGRY.
Angry at EUROPEANS.

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I say these to see how normal they are in how often they're done/considered btw

minor crimes:
I trespass constantly, urban exploration, camping without a permit or off of campsites

I used to hunt urban animals, technically carrying weapons/firing air guns is illegal within a city outside of your property

I don't follow wilderness regulations at all and cut firewood/bushwack/shit without burying it when I camp

My life is kinda based...

I stopped smoking which is going well. But I also wanted to cut down on drinking. That one is not well. I bought vodka. Also on recommendation from the Mexiboos, rompope. It's pretty tasty. I'm also thinking about making pancakes tomorrow.

Thanks for listening /blog/

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need someone to give piggyback rides to at the county fair

Isn’t rompope just eggnog?

I've enjoyed what I've played of Transistor, SOMA, The Messenger, The Witness, Moonlighter, Enter the Gungeon, and Axiom Verge. All of them given to me for free by Epic. Maybe it doesn't matter to people who buy a lot of games, but I hardly ever do.

floridian scum

Based

>Go to the grocery store
>bagger girl ask me if I need help loading it into the car while smiling at me
What a nice girl
Shame she was blonde and white and 16 years old

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You tell me.

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You can try puny earth man.

My ex fucked a dog AMA
have you ever met a dog fucker?

was she cute?

theres only groups for professionals like entrepreneurs and stuff
i like walking and i like nature

My crimes

>being white

>bliny/mlyntsy with smetana
Based kot

not that guy but how dare you

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Take that back. I will never voluntarily step foot in Florida. I live in the Southwest. Not the same climate at all. Florida is humid while we have a dry heat.

What's a good diabetes joke?

Are you near nature? Or directly in the city?

The dog was cute
or the girl? cute maybe to some but I'd say she was the type of hot where she isn't cute, just very fuckable

kots love bliny, newfig

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directly in the city

My life

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Can I have more details? How did you acquire this information? Did she seem like the type of person to do this? Did the dog fuck her from behind?

We are truly reaching genocidal levels of BASED.

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i piss on the yuropeons!

jalisco doesnt have a dry climate brainlet

did you watch her? did you get cucked by rover?

Guadalajara? What's cool to do there for someone that's never been? I might be visiting someone there.

wair hang on a second are we drinkind now bro?

I never knew that. Usually when I give a cat a treat it's some sort of meat or offal.

see this kot? dreaming of bliny

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Why is Mexico in this general?

I'm going to get shit hammered my man.

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i honestly dont know i never go outside

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norf amarica

i could ask you the same question

>Guadalajara
Vocaroo this for me user

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If I were a spy it'd be impossible to honeypot me because I refuse to talk to women.

Yes. Doesn’t it taste the same?
Who made you expert on Jalisco

>How did you acquire this information?
I think we talked about beastiality porn and she denied at first then admitted it
>Did she seem like the type of person to do this?
In what way? lmao
She is very sexually open minded and loves her dog so in that sense yes, but in the "that girl is insane nothing she does will surprise me" way not really
>Did the dog fuck her from behind?
I'm assuming she did

As for the details what specificially do you mean

how big r u breh. i'd try regardless, cause it'd be funny.

I don't think Swedes have room to make fun of how any other languages sound.

hurry up dude drink

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Whats good my dudes

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i'm pretty dense. probably 210 and over 6ft

>did you watch her?
she sent me videos of the dog licking her pussy and her touching him, but not the actual mounting
>did you get cucked by rover?
yes I regret this more than the actual bestiality shit lmao
I didnt realize it until long after that me encouraging it meant I was technically a cuckold
though she'd already done it before we met

what if they offered you premium porn subscriptions?