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i smoke dope like kid cudi

what's /cum/'s favorite album

no slp

Hypothetically, if I were to make a tinder account and someone I know found me there and asked me about it, how should I react?

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Have you tried brutally murdering their entire family?

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if they found you, theyre on there as well. clearly they want to sleep with you

Not really something to be ashamed of IMO

what's to react to. it's fairly common

Tell them you're just looking for some gash

>eating pizza in bed
Is this it? Rock bottom?

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eating in bed is pretty gross

sounds more like rock top to me

Rock on brother

No. Rock bottom is when you're crying naked while in a hungover/drunken haze, sitting on a piss-covered mattress that's lying on a dirty floor in a ramshackle apartment.

This.
I can only recommend it.

again and again and again

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So the Canadian is about 2 hours away from rock bottom?

>he took pictures of Jupiter and Saturn to send to me
thats so sweet wtf

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Going to sleep now. Hope I don't wake up.

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precisely

want to move to thunder bay and work as a logger spending all of my money on cheap liquor

>Hope I don't wake up.
need some help with that?

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Nice digits. I hope you do wake up and figure it out user

If he tries hard enough.

The world is moving under me hah ha

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That is pretty neat.
I wish I had someone send me pictures of various celestial bodies.

Technically, you're the center of the observable universe.
Before that goes to your head, know that everyone else is, too.

*walks towards /cum/*

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whoops

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arrest all women

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what on earth is going on here

Hello.
Please present your v-card to enter.

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*turns 360 degrees and walks away*

clean it up you fucking idiot retard

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you're in the wrong part of town, boy

i hate my parents so much. They failed me and my brothers and when i try to help my brothers it's fucking hard because i hate the people they turned into due to laziness and never having any motivation or anyone to care.

>walks towards /cum/

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fug

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Would rather execute all incels that save tik tok videos de su

I want a giant woman.
Needs more muscle, though.

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>incels

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really need to get my hands on some amphetamines

*sleeps in cum*

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