/brit/

aye lad nothing wrong with that

Happy to say my mouth ulcer finally went away. Hope I never get one again

Beer + coffee
Do I dare?

fried bread you bellend

What the fuck is a bushpig. who uses that term except you?

Which pasta will you be using?

Think she's fibbing about her age with a face like that.

It's that episode on C4 right now

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bushpigs mate
they root around and erode the topsoil

used to get well pranged every time I got one of them. Thought it was the mouth cancer

>What the fuck is a bushpig. who uses that term except you?

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parathas are peng breakfast food
i often make scrambled eggs and beans but insyrad of tost use those frozen parathas to make breakie wraps

Is there anything worse than guys in their late 30s who don’t realize they’re old and slow as shit yet?

this one
wanted truffle pasta but they didn't have any

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missus was being rude so I got up and stormed off without eating my dinner ahaha what am I like

I suggest you leave the house once in a while if you really can't believe she's 33..

MOG

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>frozen paratha
w-woah, I need to go shopping

older men who say 'bro' and 'dude' at you to feel young

Ye-p
I’m thinkin’ titfuck

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Belgium is just knockoff france.

I don't talk to or interact with people in their late 30s because I'm 21

quite nice for breakie. i always try the ethnic shit at the supermarket. drank some fluorescent blue soft drink with everything written in polish. tasted like apples

Perhaps intercural?

go to bed.

I read it as 23. Eyesight gone to the dogs.

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wuthering wuthering wuthering heights

*intercrural
One more beer, one more hotdog and one more stoog lad

just did a very long fart that lasted at least 20 seconds

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THEY'RE UP

1 PHRASE : CORRRR PHWOARR OH

MY

DAYS LADS

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wuthering shites

night

Have never had such advanced pasta
Can only afford to buy lasagna sheets and cut them into pasta-esque strands

so many artgirls base their lives off this video

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Would commit heinous acts for a kfc rn

still havent eaten dinner

It’s a tall boy lad
(Do you like that? do you like how I fucking say lad even though I’m American?)

I'm thinking 4 wanks and 10 hours on csgo today lads

why do they all have tattoos like that

Why the fuck is he driving on the wrong side of the car??!!

lmao it's perfect

they're doing delivery you muppet

Hello there, /brit/. It's most likely that nobody here remember me cuz I've only posted once since ever and that was a long while ago. I'm the user who's in his journey into the fantastic languages world. Many things have happened since then and really want to tell you guys all, but it's late night and I'm feeling like my eyelids are lying all down over atm.
I just want tell you guys one thing more, whilst I was looking for tools, I've found many meaningful content creators aka "the infamous youtubers", amongst them I found this beautiful girl who shares the same age like me. I think it's love at first sight...
Good night, [spoiler]my new imaginary friends who I gonna tell you everything and will have to bear me for a long time or until I get bored.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Whether you like it or not.[/spoiler]

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Get some dinner in your tummer pronto

13 is bad luck

would commit heinous acts for no particular reason and cause I'm just a bit of a cunt

don't want to capitulate to gfberg

should buy less supermarket croissants then lad

State of that beard.
What's the point?

swear nearly every Deano that isn't on roids has a beard that's not quite filled in properly

usually eat dinner around 9pm

Let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater

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shall be shagging for the first time in months this evening

wish me luck

CHING BONG
ME ROVE YOU RONG TIME
How do I deal with her...lads...it’s all so tiresome...

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9 pm dinner is called supper

>GREETINGS
>WELCOME TO CHADDINGVALE HEIGHTS

do you shag

What do you think their favourite word is?

sex? wow

>quoting a documentary about the new chinese century to pretend to be "based" and/or "red pilled"

Morrissey’s favourite albums of all time:
Jobriath – Jobriath
Jeff Buckley – Grace
The Smoking Popes – Born To Quit
Damien Dempsey – Seize The Day
Roxy Music – For Your Pleasure
The Velvet Underground – The Velvet Underground & Nico
The Velvet Underground – White Light/White Heat
Sparks – Kimono My House
Iggy & The Stooges – Raw Power
Nico – Chelsea Girl
Patti Smith – Horses
Ramones – Ramones
New York Dolls – New York Dolls

Did Micks run out of potatoes because they used them all for the chips on their shoulder?

not one to comment or cast dispersions on others based on their attire 2bh