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It's pronounced eye beefa edition

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janny never went to spain

First for

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Still in bed
Don't intend to get up

mental how they all brutally mog me

the goal life
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so can i go on holiday and then not self quarantine afterwards and just say to the babylon that im doing the same thing domcum was doing ie making sure that my kid is looked after or whatever

Need to give the computer a good clean but it’s difficult in hard to reach places

In all honesty though. What's the secret trick that makes this site addictive?

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love a bit of Harrison twins
unironically gonna run a cycle next year and go to Ibiza

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The guy on the left looks like a massive homo

For me, It's 30mg of Citalopram: The Thinking Man's SSRI

constant flow of stimulation. /brit/ moves so fast it's almost like a chat room

ah yes ibiza where the stds are so advanced peta protests if you try to treat them

this
months into nofap and living with my gf I was still finding porn buried away in all sorts of place

usually a fan of tattoos but not sure about hers
do like that she's showing off her bumhole though

The tattoo meme has gone too far

so do you lads have a favourite male pornstar?

also thoughts on calling the police the babylon

could legit batter them all 5v1

Wouldn't mind an ice cold thatchers Katy right now ngl

no that's gay

>thinking man
>SSRI
Pick one and only one

for me its jordi

for me it's pic related

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mandingo

erik everhard

by favourite do you mean somebody you wank to or somebody you wish you could be

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Weird how the Scottish isles and Highlands are basically a mini Norway

NEW YORK IBIZA AND MIAMI ALL WRAPPED UP INTO ONE
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rocco

i've stored it all in one folder
never go in it though, i just hoard for some reason

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I'VE COOMED 5 TIMES TODAY AND CAN'T STOP

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The drug US President Donald Trump said he was taking to ward off Covid-19 actually increases the risk of patients with the disease dying from it

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ye mental
*doesnt know what youre on about but just nods and looks interested to make you feel good*

Would it be sad if I just went to the beach on my ones with some beers and listened to music

For me it's Duloxetine, the superior SNRI

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if it makes you happy why not

Guffawed

>giz a loighter
>slides my clock out

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bring a book then its less sad

Took an SSRI one time and decided it wasn’t for me but I still get prescriptions for them. Got like four years worth. Imagine taking that shit lol

Need a gassy Emma Watson gf.

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If sex work is real work why don't they put it on their CV?

NOW DOOLEY WAS A GOOD OL MAN HE LIVED BELOW THE MILLLL
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No
Are people not allowed to just chill out in the sun anymore?

love it
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Wonder if I should go for a bike ride today or not

faked depression to get off work and the GP gave me some. tried one and it gave me a mad headache and a metallic taste in my mouth. load of wank

The Durham Constabulary vs Her Majesty's Government: the final showdown

Have no respect for a male who takes SSRIs

nailed it

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Cant be arsed to read today
I dont read when hungover

virgin

>my fetish is weird
guy died doing pic rel

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This utter madman.

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normies are NPCs

ordered a 900 quid bike on my toils cycle to work scheme

will hve saved about 250 quid lol

no no no you dont get it he was actually being very avant garde in saying that

It's pretty entertaining. And I've paid for it. In broken dreams.

Did this in Dubai had a great time

Sane doctors with experience with using it for genuine clinical indications have known this since day dot. Funny thing, you don't give sick middle aged people a drug that will stop their heart and think it will be therapeutic.

Same. Avoid that jewish horse shit like the plague.

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How does a person’s synapses get so crossed that they need to do this to get a boner?

I bet you're someone who says the tories are killing the NHS

just bring it for the image
its ok to read alone

not ok to drink and listen lone

EVOLUTION

based

so are 4channers

The hell am I looking at?

Why? Stabilizing my neurotransmitters improves my quality of life

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All that money, and yet it'll get stolen by some urban youths within the space of a few weeks. Sad!

>treating the symptoms and not the cause

kek was me lastnight
except insted i imagined that guy who got trapped in a crevice of a cave and how youd be thirsty scared etc in the dark, how youd try to wriggle free etc

it's a chemical imbalance you see

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Gf had a freak out at the track meet again, sheesh

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whats happened?
seen some blue tick saying some5thing about it

>not ok
Really? Like NOT OK?
Will i get arrested?

old bike got nicked by scrap metal gypsies

ill inure this one and it will be triple locked with a dlock, chainlock and a frame lock

For me it’s Peter Townsend
Should’ve let him marry Margaret

some nutjob made a custom plastic suit with only a small gap for a breathing pipe, then put on clothes on top, then bondage straps, a hockey mask and ski boots

drove out to a lake, attached his ski boots to a wooden board, jumped overboard with a rope to the boat and the breathing pipe attached to a floating plastic bottle for air

died because the pipe was so long that he exhaled air never escaped and he was just breathing it back in, eventually suffocating

dunno how he would have got out had it worked properly anyway desu

SSRIs give some people brain zaps when they are coming off them. Heavy MDMA abuse does it too.
Fuck that.

Kuenssberg doing pr for the govt again

if he's self-aware enough to realise this then he's probably not an NPC

It literally does just that, there is a physiological problem in part of my brain

depression is a luxury of civilisation

nah u just look like a muppet
govt hinting police are jonny jonny telling lies

*steals your seat*

what’s a brain zap

Salisbury is a medieval cathedral city in the southern English county of Wiltshire. It’s 9 miles south of the iconic prehistoric stone circle at Stonehenge, which stands on the grassland of Salisbury Plain. The city’s ornate 13th-century cathedral has a 123m spire, a working 14th-century clock and an original copy of the Magna Carta (the Great Charter), a key document from 1215 A.D.

People tried to put him down

mental times we live in

Humanity was a mistake.

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Betty Windsor and Boris Johnson both went to their second homes and are still in job. Think it's who you know and not what you know lad.

she topped herself

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anyone ever been to stone henge? How close can you get to the stones?

Heard that it feels like someone plug your head into the mains for a few seconds and your body jolts.

grow up

jazz jennings

yeah.
might have to keep taking the seat with me or find a way of padlocking it or summat

its unironically a high quality seat

jajaja

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performing tasks for toilberg and not even getting paid for it lads

They are almost debilitating, and they call it "discontinuation syndrome" instead of with drawl, lol.
>You can't have Xanax, you might get addicted, try these instead

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*starts sinking in quick sand*

wait, I though these didn't exist anymo-

will americans ever understand British humour?

And the UK has just spent millions on it.

>it's who you know
who do the people you know know

Haha what a nutter

We'll save it for malaria season

mikey just look at what you're doing to poor lads like this

Whomst

>she

what age did you lads move out of your parents house?

is it grey check trousers or cream top who has been swapped

peng ting
shame really

It's not edgy though. You have to be edgy to be in sekrit klub.

???

I'm 32 and hoping next year

Yeah if you're a white collar professional probably otherwise no

is that a sni-

seizures

That's sick but how does long does the battery last

good

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Doctors should be ashamed

>the tattoo

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>good

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That bloody malaria, bane of Britain but is.

Snark?

yeah i know bozza did and no one made a fuss. they said it was on doctors orders.
his gf seems to have been moving all over the shop though

i wanna go on holidays though, so can i just say im going shops on doctors orders or to look after my child if the feds come giving it all that?

My girlfriend is called Steph
My coffee is Nescafe
My IT is Microsoft
My car is on finance
My food is from JustEat
My TV is ITV
My diamonds are on finance
My best mate is called Smithster
My computer is from PC World
I don't drink wine
And I am a Deano

Why can't melts like you lot just accept that Barratt new builds and EE unlimited data deals benefit everyone in the country, including people who work in Leeds call centres?

Even 100 of you on your best sesh is nothing compared to the carnage I caused last night in Yates', oi oi

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Ok followed your retarded advice and bought a book with me. Shant be reading it though

need an arranged marriage NOW

19 for uni, gone for 5 years, now been home for one to save money tbqh

Agreed to go back to my parents for lockdown but it is really weighing on me. Dealing with them is like a second, incredibly tiring, job. I can't get literally a second to myself apart from when I'm going to sleep. I can't just read, or do anything in private because a) there is almost nowhere the isn't a shared space and b) because they require constant assistance/have constant arguments.
Beginning to experience very strong sensations of panic whenever I wake up or randomly during the day.

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breakfast was a can of corned beef hash with 3 eggs mixed in and topped with shredded cheddar
big gains

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Never moved back in after uni.

good post

Any up and coming Pakistani diaspora Findom Girls?

done one too many lines with smithy eh

Lads when will they just ban cigarettes already?

I've ignored the whole bloody thing and I haven't even seen a rozzer.

What happened

lads seriously whats a good film i've been looking for ages

>meat in a can
ew

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deserves a (you)

Mad how jealous anons are of "Deano".

18 for uni, moved back at 21, but then I quickly moved out and now I rent a house with my lesbian housemate

moved back home after uni then out properly at 23

comedown is worse than depression

want to go for a walk and maybe pick up a few brewdogs for later but its raining on and off all morning

manchester by the sea

Near Dark (1987)