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Worst nightmare is having the shits on a long haul flight, whilst sat in the window seat hemmed in by two fat americans

How's the serenity?

Smoking is utterly grim

Is this the new Chinese/russian jet?

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why does the czech republic have such a disproportionately large porn industry

when I was flying somewhere long haul there were these two girls that were sat in the middle and window seat and they kept getting up every 30 mins without fail to use the bathroom and the old lady next to them was so sweet but it would have done my nut in.

Like the aisle seats for that legroom and never having to worry about disturbing people.

that thing is a piece of shit

so is this

Literally all I like is alcohol, cricket and entry level hipster music

Got really drunk in Hong Kong once before a long haul flight and spent 10+ hours puking and shitting

For me, its glans, shafts and balls

If it aint Antonov, I'm getting off!

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Try having the shits while you're on a second date with a girl who's just come back to your single room apartment. I have mastered the art of having quiet diarrhoea.

>government going all out to defend domcum breaking lockdown rules

fuck sakes i dont want to say it but leftypol unironically has them on the ropes right now

the world's most boring wanker

There's probably reasons for it and I wouldn't be surprised if it has something to do with being both post-Communist (poor youth and job prospects) and bordering/socially aligned with the West (liberal attitudes)

NEED MY WILLARD SUCKED, PRONTO

*surreptitiously crawls out the water*

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Please be in Manchester

dominic cummings and goings

>Being drunk or evne having alcohol anywhere near a longhaul flight

Hello grim department?

Imagining moving out into a £200 a month room on sparerooms. Would it be grim. Suppose id have to cook my own meals

whats the secret senpai

the secret to a long flight is a fistful of benzos directly down the gullet

Jesus Christ. I can't shit before I have sex, let alone a sloppy one. Would deffo need a quick shower or dozens of baby wipes.

would love to see that thing IRL

the torrent takes longer than the movie

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flatsharing is a brutal blackpill and necessary for self development

Imagine traveling back in time and squishing some little mudskipper only for everything with a backbone to vanish instantly

>window seat

utterly pleb move

bit of japseye for me

have you signed up for the mea melone challenge

indernet in the land down unda sucks :|

Too much information you slavic freak
Pipe the fuck down nobody wants to hear that

I took some xanax and drank loads of wine for a 14hr flight because I struggle to sleep on planes, it worked a treat.

holy fuck this is grim the expected time is going up aaaaaah

Shut up you druggie faggot

>drinking in an airport

HELLO DEANO

dadberg on my case to do gardentoil

Dont worry the BBC political editor is running pr for them

>necessary for self development
the povvo cope

14 hour flight? no problem *pops 3 ativan and wakes up fresh as a daisy when the flight lands*

>spend 45 minutes making a nice meal
>sit down to eat
>can't be arsed eating it

when will the goverment take action on this?

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how is that a deano thing? literally everyone does it from time to time you little weirdo

What’s deano about it lad

>not drinking in an airport

boring cunt

Blackpilled because you have to live with some rubbish people if you're unfortunate?

just stream it you fucking pleb
you're not going to watch it twice

can you fuck off. you dont even know what deano is

2 hour flight? pop 5 xannies and some booze

Drank 6 pints of bud light at the wetherspoons in Terminal 5 once

Had food poisoning the first time I met a girl. Shat like crazy for 3 days. One time I ran out of time and a little leaked on the bed.

Still with her 4 years later. I guess if she puts up with that in the first few days she'll put up with anything.

Unironic. Literally. 100% serious. Nonjoke post.

Again one of those things I not in a smug way, but ina genuine, what the fuck way, I will never understand.

Flights are grim, being stuck in a plane is grim, being tired and grouchy on a plane is grim.

Why the fuck do people get plastered before a flight making themselves feel drunk, needing a piss and ienvitably a bit hungover after a bad sleep?

For me it's a nice meal and a glass of water.

this would have been awesome

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cause you're a boring twat

Good lad

I have to be a member of the website, can't be arsed

Crease

Drank 14 pints of special brew before a flight at the airport once, was as pissed as a mattress

love drinking before and on the plane
makes me feel like im in the 70s even though its clearly completely different

Flew one of these bad boys to New York in November. Americans seem to universally hate United Airlines but I thought they were the best airline I've flown with. Mind you, I've endured a lifetime flying the likes of Jet2 and Ryanair.

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would need a lot of benzos for this one

mummy pampers you
flatsharing is grim
blackpilled about how toiling doesnt solve much

*gets in the minibus, asks the paki taxi driver to put some rave tunes on*

*pops out the bevvies with smithster and bazter on the way to manchester airport*

*heads straight to the bar in terminal 3, hammering 4 pints at 6AM before the jet2 flight to magaluf*

hahah YES LAD

Love having a long layover so I can go out and hang around the city
Hong Kong is great for this since you can get a 20m shuttle right to the city centre and no visa needed

>awesome
fuck off yank

Would be £450 a month where I live (not in London)

what site?

I'm all for having a pint and fun but I don't understand what's fun about drinking in a grim airport terminal then being drunk on a flight where you can't do fucking anything.

>5 ft 10''
ITS OVER

Had extreme food poisoning on a long haul flight once and actually shat myself. Tried to flush my pants but they didn't go down. Luckily for me I was so delirious that I barely knew what was going on

>*surreptitiously crawls out the water*
Worried some little fucker has done this while we've been in lockdown

cope on you pathetic slug

semi based

Wish you could get special brew on draught

because you said it yourself, flights are grim. there's nothing better to do than get drunk.

you can't get any work done because the table trays are too small to fit a laptop on, and i don't want the person next to me peering over at what i'm doing for toil anyway.

why wouldn't you get drunk and watch a film? it makes the time fly by and that's all you want when you're forced to just be sat in the same spot for hours

yeah rave tunes and that. fuck off dork

haha if you wore 4 inch lifts you would only be 6'2" whereas i would be 6'6"

14 pints of special brew? you're a liar

gf gave me a very nice blowjob earlier but now i will have to watch her anime shows with her to say thanks
hate anime
hate subtitles
hate foreign tv of all kinds

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what u reckon is the price of that house in the beautiful north of uk

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mate you'd be puffing cigars and drinking wine the whole way

Nothing more comfy than being above the clouds on a sunny flight at the window seat with nobody next to you, eating peanuts and drinking a cold bevvy
Shall cherish that memory x