/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

No mexicans or trannies allowed >:(

real thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=16YnOUnbE6s

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Thread themes are illegal past this point

:(

can't stop me

youtube.com/watch?v=fPO76Jlnz6c

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Alternate thread theme.
youtube.com/watch?v=20sIhZLVJR4

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We never lost any battle, stop reading propaganda

ALE, I SUMMON YOU.

THREAD THEME
m.youtube.com/watch?v=h-EHnZ7QDkQ

Why is Blue alcoholic so dumb?

You are under arrest. >:(

took a shower, and i feel so cleeeaaan like a money machineeee

no

youtube.com/watch?v=PBwAxmrE194

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I AM THE LAW

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Nothing quite like a good wash

Fuk u

I need a good wash

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oh no no no we too cocky USAbros!

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Go for it

Bros, I need money and lots of it. What the fuck do I do aaaagh

let's nuke the bird

Sell your dick

F

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Welp, only one thing to do.

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Posting illegal themes
Impersonating a Judge
12 years in the Iso-Cubes

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Are you eligible for any benefits?

at your service

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It's a dog eat dog world out there, what can I say

Oh fug :DDD

I couldn’t give it away for free though. I know, I’ve tried.

Do we need to peel potatoes for every dish? I think the skin adds something.

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Based.

youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8

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it's super annoying having to sit with my hair stuck to my forehead till it dries off and curls up again

go to a casino and try your luck there

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I am a swordceror.
A wisword, if you will.

I'll give you a toonie

I once got threatened by casino security to stop playing blackjack because they thought i was counting cards.
I only won like $1500. Cheapskates. I don't even know how one counts cards.

just move it out of the way dumbfuck

i want to sleep forever

bullshit. they don't give a fuck if you take $1500 from them.

you're only going to get surveilled at the high rollers tables where they have laxer rules.

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Was this some native casino or vegas?

Not joking. This was at the Riverstar Casino in Oklahoma.

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move it where? it's long