/brit/

just discovered the joys of wanking with my left hand

One of those yes.

I have two sisters whose feet i used to smell on a regular basis when they slept. I still fap to that over a decade later and have 100s of candid feet shots of them both

Bought an Airmax mattress topper lads

have two younger sisters, 15 and 21, and one older brother, 29

vanilla GTA 4 wasn't very good
it's only Ballad of Gay Tony that made it great

>race

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>Millions of people
bet not even one million people currently living speak Welsh fluently.

bojo nowhere to be seen

deano sinking 5 pints in manchester airport terminal 3 before boarding his ryanair flight to magaluf for LADS ON TOUR 2020

The English are the Han Chinese of the British Isles.
The sooner they're grinded into dog food the better.

would love to top you on it x

>dude if you're tall girls will fuck you
am literally 6'2 and it does nothing
manlets are stupid

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Or because they don't speak their own language?

nothing wrong with being unfunny

No one cares about V, but IV is objectively the worst GTA

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thomas seething in his mums box room while playing haxball

"the UK" is a mask for English rule over the British Isles

how often do you talk to girls

>youtube.com/watch?v=4mFBdw07G68

PHWOARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>cums in the middle of the restaurant

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No V is the worst GTA. Followed by 3 (but just because it's outdated)

Scotland has the same first language as Wales and Ireland - English

i am unfunny and disagree
you lads are funnier than me and it makes me jealous

no one likes manlets

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szechuan duck from the chinky for tea

trip on lisicki

Need the old bollocks obliterated in this fashion

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GTA SA > 4 Ballad of Gay Tony > V > 4

6'2 is manlet

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Ballad of Gay Tony was just DLC for 4 though. it's the same game. It didn't add that much to it

yeah mad how 1000+ years of english invasions does that

always the most devastating question

only at work for work related stuff
other than that never

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all 3 of them are colonial victims of the english brutes

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>it's a "zoomer thinks any other GTA than san andreas is the best" episode

never played a Civ game
should I?

it's always been free if you look in the right places :^)

>Ballad of Gay Tony was just DLC for 4 though. it's the same game. It didn't add that much to it
WHAT? BoGT has actual characters, missions and stories that make you care about them. Vanilla 4 is boring as fuck.

Alexa, set a timer for when /brit/ is done arguing about GTA for the hundredth time.

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gta is all a bit silly isnt it
never enjoyed any of them

>girls hate me i never shag i'll die a virgin
>oh actually meet new girls? yeah haven't done that in years mate

the new saints row remaster is fantastic

boardgame-online.com/?page=joingame&g=pWLw&k=ovy

lets play boyos

>should I?
yeah Civ 6 is great

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GTA IV is by far the best GTA. Best story, best characters, best gameplay, best atmosphere, best soundtrack, best humour, best multiplayer, literally has it all. Along with RDR it is Rockstar's finest game and only really interesting game.

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baffling post. Gay Tony is great but everyone in it is a shallow mexican clubber. Vanilla 4 was better for making you give a shit

>epic games bought Rocket League

So it's basically just going to be a p2w crate based economy now?

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hate colonialism/slavery and think it was evil
think racism is fine and normal
reckon we should repatriate non-whites but also promote development in non-white countries and give them aid and stuff
what are my politics

NIKO
LETS GO BOWLING

4 was very boring I didnt finish it

SA > VC > 5 > 4 > 3

OK, setting timer for seven hours and fifty four minutes from now.

123764801
sadact

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Civ games are shite, anyway enough of this virginial video game talk

bizarro rorke

On whether Dominic Cummings should or should not resign from his job as advisor to the Prime Minister:

Should resign: 52%
Should not resign: 28%

via
@YouGov, 23 May

this is a sickness

First GTA i ever played was the top down one.s I've played all the GTA games on release. 4 is the best one. It's much more technically impressive than SA it makes SA feel comparatively boring to play despite SA's nominally larger available choice of activities

I loved the biker gang expansion pack

>WAAAAAAAAAAH WE HAD SOME WARS OVER 800 YEARS AGO SO NOW OUR ROAD SIGNS HAVE TO BE WRITTEN IN A LANGUAGE NOT EVEN OUR OWN NATIVES UNDERSTAND BOOOOO ENGLISH OPPRESSORS I'M A VICTIM
boring and pathetic. sort yourselves out.

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lads...

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colonialism is just how international politics worked until westerners decided it probably was the wrong thing to do
you'd conquer those who you could + subjugate their people

wish I had that chair

>Vanilla 4 was better for making you give a shit
I think you're looking at it with nostalgia glasses.
vanilla 4 was boring as shit and so were the characters
does anyone even remember Nico's wife and all that nonsense? the annoying cousin who was a one tone character? the missions that were all boring as shit and basically the same?

Ballad of Gay Tony is the only good thing that came out of 4

playing legends of runeterra. which is a card game based on league of legends, so im double gay haha

Tornado warning siren just went off; went outside to investigate (since it is just drizzling and pretty sunny out, not really tornado weather) and as I was wandering around the siren suddenly went off. Reckon that warning was what they call "fake news."

all of rockstar’s games are just low key british seethe about america

why are the english like this?

4 was shit. boring story, boring characters. arguably the worst driving physics of any of the GTA games.

Wrong way round. If you like shit graphics go play space invaders

the warriors game was good

thats because you're a brainlet

>cherry picking mods and moody night time with vanilla and noon lighting
Zig Forumseddit is just one circlejerk for contrarian hipsters

well fucking duh mate, SA was on ps2, the PS3 was way more powerful

Comparing SA to GTA5 would be more applicable, the upgrade of 3 at the beginnign of the PS2 lifecycle to SA at the end, then 4 and 5 in the lifecycle of the PS5, SA was a far larger technical improvement

What are these from? Not a gaymer

For me it's:
RDR2>GTAIV>RDR>SA=VC>GTAIII>GTAV>LC Stories>VC stories
Haven't played any others tbqh

daily reminder that epic game store has some of the worst security in the world and within 2 weeks of creating an account there, they leaked my password and i had to deal with some random russian or chink in my emails trying to buy thousands of pounds worth of laptops off my amazon account

yeah the DLC was great too

the kind of hot take only a genuine autist would come up with. congrats.

gta 4 and 5

mumberg never let me buy gta games

Literally dozens of proto-Deanos rushing to weigh in with their opinions on what GTA game was the best or whatever. They cannot help themselves.

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saw a girl crying at the bus stop earlier lads
reckon it was because she suspected a paki would rape her

RDR1 > RDR2 in terms of characters and story

stop using manutd94 as a password

like what? bored of being accused of being oppressors by people that have not experienced oppression of even have any living relatives with any frame of reference for being oppressed?
don't ex colonials get bored of crying about things they weren't even alive for?

>youtube.com/watch?v=lfPW47mZUPU

love this lad and his comfy walks around japan

if you think the soul is just the graphics you're a retard and it's no wonder you like GTA V: Zoomers Jetbike Adventures

I really hate the empty streets and lack of NPCs in these games

remember Bully?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bully_(video_game)

hating GTA IV is the surest sign of a pleb, it's like clockwork
RDR is Rockstar's best (any perhaps the best game ever made)

You mean wannabe deanos

my 'rents were really concerned about the strip clubs in the game
as if i wasn't watching way worse stuff on the internet

>video game depicting a character deeply involved in crime who somehow is NOT engrossed in selling hard drugs to kids and vulnerable homeless people and the trafficking of people and children into prostitution/forced labour on farms/meat plants etc

selective crime vidya/kino is the best haha

>hating
no one is hating it, it's just not as good as its DLC and not as good as V

>like what?

like that

Honestly prefer 2 in every way, aside from the Mexico section of 1 which is the GOAT part of any Rockstar game

it was unquestionably San Andreas and anyone who says otherwise is just contrarian

nah for boomers its vice city

support liverpoll tbqh and my password was unironically just a bunch of randomly generated numbers and letters and symbols

well fucking duh i'm comparing two GTA games that exist your argument means nothing. All SA did over 3 and VC was make it larger. IV was a mindblowing departure

I liked GTA IV before it was cool.
Was arguing a decade ago that it was the best GTA.

yeah the rest of RDR2 was better in every way
but the story campaign repeated itself and dragged on and I didn't really give a shit and eventually quit playing
RDR1 had better character imo and the story was a lot more engaging

define "that"

Haven't played anything since Vice City. Now THAT was a game

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been arguing it all my life too. i'm glad it's slowly being accepted. maybe we'll finally get a remaster