/brit/

get off vent or i'll have you bent

outlook not so good

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what is this

why is everything subscription based these days

For me, it's fallout new vegas.

>new
nothing new here
I'm just re-watching it

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you're the one seething about your dead, irrelevant language and "english oppression"

Found a Welshman.

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massive queue for all the supermarkets at the retail park today so went into an Iceland for the first time in my life because there was no queue.
how the fuck do people try and argue poor people are fat because junk food is cheaper? most people in Iceland seemed morbidly obese with frozen pizzas etc, but there were massive bags of frozen veg dirt cheap (even cheaper than the southern fried chicken strips).

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

>Spicnig simulator 2000 is better than Nigspic simulator 2001 and this is worth arguing absolutely endlessly about apparently

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youtube.com/watch?v=sgVqMKtUMsA

banger
the ultimate summer drifter tune

>sad, bitter little cunts
Is he talking about the Welsh, or the Scots?

>going to pubs

Alri Deano

EPIC NÜTHREAD RETOAST
they made her too goodlooking, in the book she's meant to be an uggo. Marianne actress a qt tho, makes the whole story unbelievable.

also I go to their yooni irl and the arts/business people are mostly as unbearable as j*mie

we're all in here

Because people can afford fuck all anymore

only fallout game worth playing tbf

HEARTACHES BY THE NUMBER

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>Just as the people of South Africa eliminated the apartheid regime there, the Zionist regime will also fall. This utterly racist, usurping, malicious, false, apartheid regime will also collapse.
twitter.com/khamenei_ir/status/1263546687982895104
Based

Never saw this when i played

spamming/flooding

Just get a safety razor and a hundred pack of blades, you nonce consumer.

Easy way to constantly milk people
>then - buy something once for £100
>now - get a sub for £5 a month, end up paying it for years after you forget

#boomersonstrings

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only thing that matters is your self and self-obsession

cant change anything beyond that

well i made my GTA 4 post to rile up the GTA 5 runts but somehow i've ended up riling the nip who hates all GTA games and want to talk about Welsh 13th century linguistic structures even more. funny old world

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Imagine you walk into your local pub and some stick-wristed soiboi runt is arguing about his favourite GTA or whatever virginous shit these zoomers bang on about these days. I honestly think I would just snap and punt his fragile little skull through the nearest window and put him out of misery.

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

metal gear solid 2 is unquestionably the best video game of all time even though i don't really like to admit it . objectively its just the best
it's the test cricket of video games.

Jeera soda

When will JFs learn they can't dictate /brit/?

Stop posting this, unbelievably disrespectful.

seething povvos can't afford subscriptions lol

aha any steve man in

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have you ever actually been in a pub mate

ahhhh

just missed the GTA argument gimmick (which i created by going against the popular opinion of which is now a revisionist view of GTA IV)

this is nearly as bad as when i just miss a drug topic lads

same
tale of two wastelands innit

Best gta radio? Radio Del Mundo

>test cricket
boring, tedious nonsense for middle class englishmen?
mgs2 is much better than that

Always happy to see gta4 mong get his weekly pasting

Have been in more pubs than you've murdered virtual prostitutes you sexless cretin.

feel a bit too stoned lads
feel the need to neck a beer down if ygm

For me, its GTA London
youtu.be/dYyJWEsuR1k

Any desi daru pal?

Imagine the surprise on the Welshman's face as this Christmas he opens his window only for pure white snow to rush in instead of 20,000 metric tonnes of jet black coal.

It's actually RE4

>Best gta radio?
Chatterbox

saw you post in the old thread '90
pretty embarassing but i won't hold it against you
happens to the best of us

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talking about you, anglo

perfect night to go bananas

whyd you make arthur look so shit?

more a mgs3 man me
rest of the series was all downhill in comparison

Opium smoking dens aren't pubs takeshi

pmsl

Not healthy la

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>forget
dont think this happens . people are impulsive with their spending but they're still watching it carefully . if they're subbed it's because they want it not because they forgot

ah yes a 17 year old with his first job stacking shelves acting obnoxious because he finally has disposable income.

I liked the part where the fat English girl was chastising the Irish guy

I liked GTA IV before it was cool

t.brainlet

mensxp.com/social-hits/news/72091-man-dies-after-drinking-four-quarters-of-liquor-in-10-minutes-as-bet.html

>[Gwen Stefani starts playing]

Imagine you walk into japan and there's some balding limpwristed english teacher sexpat soiboi wanking on about how modern welsh has no relation to the ancient language of the 13th century desu desu gomenasi konichiwa. I would honestly just draw my di-katana made my a master weapon smith in Mt Fuji and cut him in half with the first slash as i draw it from it's masterworked sheathe just to put him out of his misery komenasi kawaii NANI!

was thinking about it today

We all know that there is only one thing worth subscribing to.......

nerds

alright lads?

cannot get a tesco delivery slot for the life of me lads

PHWOOOARRRRR

>mile-long queues outside homebase/B&Q etc

why? I intend to get a bunch of DIY shit (specifically a can of black paint for a cabinet I'm looking to paint) but I'm not fucking standing in a social-distanced queue for it

its not like my gaff will 'go off'

This looks like Racism outside of Zig Forums

test cricket is complete shit
cricket in general is a horrendously boring sport but t20 is at least tolerable
test cricket is barely a sport and should be banned

probably a psychological trick to make you more likely to buy it
if the cost per months is low enough maybe people see it as more affordable
talking out my arse here but it could be the case
dem nigguhs be researchin dat shit

Virgin galactic up 7% . As a virgin I'm happy

hard to tell. they're all the same really - entire identity revolves around seething and hating the english

name a celeb who's the same age as your dad

The 'scriptions

Adobe suite
Netflix
Amazon Prime
Tidal
The Athletic

stop posting autistic independence cringe then

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you have nothing to say about anything lisicki you freak

Very high effort post would be a shame not to get any Yous.

i'm an advocate of brit being forced to wait till page 8 for a new thread.

Under the current format, the first 50 posts are just idiots spamming their gimmick hoping to dominate the thread topic, posts 51-150 are people responding to gimmicks, posts 151-225 are where people actually have discussion then 225-300 people stop posting and save their posts for the next thread.

/brit/ is currently in a sorry state.

It's when he got aids.

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the japanese actually love wales
youtube.com/watch?v=M-eyTr0njmo
ancient samurai and celtic warriors respect one another

same here, they've been fully booked for month now
might have to start going ocado

Bomb it

Madonna and Michael Jackson

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Wonder what that lad is doing right now
Acts like a Deano but he looks to working class to be one. Probably works as a mechanic or something

Lads does anybody tell deanos that dressing like this is highly homosexual

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genuinely perplexed at the amount of shite subscription services I get adverts for on social media.
>japanese snacks
>gin of the month
>different flavours of ramen every month
>lootcrate
>watches
>bizarre assortment of cheap male accessories they try and claim is worth far more than it is
>biltong

have never had any subscription service (other than digital stuff like spotify or netflix) so no idea why I get spammed with this shit. did half consider the biltong one if it worked out as cheaper than in the shops but it was far more expensive.

Test cricket was supremely comfy. Used to come back home from school and watch dravid's 0(40) in NatWest

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That was my first point regarding wales, you sexless cretin. Just take offence at this Aberfan nonsense, absolutely no need for it at all.

>lmao I made his eyes closer together with the Liquify tool lol

Stop copying me mate, I made that observation about the post numbers

so lads, can we all accept RDR is the best game ever made?

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i don't disagree

Looks better here

listening to foster the people- pumped up kicks-
reminds me of being tanned and young in colombia as i used to play it all the time while i had a can of poker in my hand, high grade packet of pow-dah in my pocket at all times and latina chicks all around me
i'd give literally anything to have those times back

you ever met someone irl who looks and acts like a specific tv character as if they watched too much of the programme at a formative point in their life

that doesnt seem that surprising

No socks trend is awful

imagine being in Japan but instead of shagging a bunch of slutty nip art ho's you spend 24 hours a day on /brit/ getting mad no one wants to talk about Wales with you

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Everytime I see this pic, second from left's face gets smaller

the manlet with the shrunken face is suffering sexually

Michael Jackson

My top five monarchs:
1. Robert I, King of Scots
2. Charlemagne
3. Emperor Meiji
4. John III Sobieski of Poland
5. James VIII of Scotland

Honourable mentions:
・Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico
・the king reading this :)

Anti-Welsh sentiment will rise as the English subhumans lose their grip on their oldest colony.

>Test cricket was supremely comfy.
Shame you're one of probably about 20 Indians overall who likes it.

state of that 2nd lads face
must be shopped

>instead of shagging a bunch of slutty nip art ho's
implying he has that option

>Lads does anybody tell deanos that dressing like this is highly homosexual

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you are an immortal brainlet
fuck off
dont you me ever again

No, that would be God of War (2018)

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No space station 13 is by a huge margin but RDR is a bloody great game regardless

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“Me no rike pray GTA games. Me onry pray anime schoorgurru games”

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shagged more birds than kids that died that day

got 100% completion in it, biggest achievement of my life

>My top five monarchs:
all monarchs are shit by definition and should die
hahahahha

pipe down
i love mgs2 but test cricket is boring and people who pretend to like it are trying too hard or have nothing better to do

>>watches
how does that even work? get a new watch every month. wtf theyll be cheap too if they're that disposable

cricket is for tarqs and pakis
as such it is the sport of the menace of the white working man
cricket is the menace of the white working man

yeah sure
lollllll you've done him there

the opinion of anybody who doesn't watch test cricket is not worth two shits . its why i spend all my time at /cric/ when im not banned for off-topic by the tyrannical jannie

you must have folded this post 1,000 times because it cut through my sides with ease

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youtu.be/0YWX-9o3MF8?t=425

the rorke look

Course you have pal.

people in school would talk like family guy characters but don't know if they still do

good lad
youtube.com/watch?v=iZ9iflvCwok

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is this television show one of those "oooo look at the emotions so deep sooooooo emotional soooooooooooo profound!!!!!" when infact its just a few sappy scenes to frame a complete and utter total hardcore porn wankfest ie blue is the warmest colour

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i can't even begin to tell you how stupid this post makes you seem
Metal gear solid is indeed the greatest video game of all time
also, test cricket is the ultimate sport

carry on brainlet

looks like actual shite