/brit/

Need names for the expedition into the Vietnamese central highlands lads
Have we got any field doctors, zoologists, anthropologists, recreational hunters or Vietnamese speakers in here?
Ex-soldiers are good too

do brits really simp over polish girls? fucking grim

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>stopped watching anime and playing games about 10 years ago
Fair

stingy bastard couldn't bring a bottle back?

Tropicana

can i substitute the bourbon for vodka and the other things for coke?

will be going on absolut and diet coke

howlin

Going to start drinking at 9 and go to sleep at 10. Not sure whether to go for this 4.5% cider or 3.8% carling

going to crack open a milk stout

We have to
Polish girls are ten times better than English

any room for a 'turbo-bottom-twink'?

vietbong

NEED her to stamp on my bollocks ASAP

cannot wait for cumberbatch to reprise his role in the sequel

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quite partial to ciders, wheat beers, and stouts myself

I have an extensive knowledge of Bahnaric languages; of the behaviours of the elusive Saola antelope and of Mahayana Buddhism.

Alcohol fucks your sleep why would you do that right before bed?

>brit girls are so bad even poles are better
fucking yikes

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are you cute?
speak mandarin and got used to having the shits
can I join

alistair

>scene for scene shoot of his trip to durham castle

hooting

I have a degree in feminist dance studies

>Robin Lees, 70, a retired chemistry teacher from the town, says he saw Cummings and his family walking by the Tees before getting into a car around lunch time on 12 April.

>Lees said: “I was a bit gobsmacked to see him, because I know what he looks like. And the rest of the family seemed to match - a wife and child. I was pretty convinced it was him and it didn’t seem right because I assumed he would be in London.”

>He added: “I went home and told my wife, we thought he must be in London. I searched up the number plate later that day and my computer search history shows that.”

Was this any good or was it just second referendum propaganda? I felt it came out way too soon

Wasn't really a choice i just got bored of them. Wish i could start again but i pirated stalker the other day and was bored within 15 minutes

The Endeavor expedition. can i join? I'm an anthropologist, recently let go from the university of strasbourg after conducting a sordid affair with a student under my charge. I have a mercurial temperament, and a drinking problem which i hide.

based 'rona showing the tories for the heartless cunts that they are

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Because i cant sleep without it

need to see my sister get spitroasted by a couple of blacks

based nosey old man jotting down number plates

>was it just second referendum propaganda?
Look at the lead actor and come back and tell me what you think

sounds like a drinking problem lad

nah not alistair x

my wife!

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This is why I didn't watch it

how do you pronounce Aoife?

youtube.com/watch?v=4mKDqOkNIAM

Vile nonce

You'll do as our doctor
Security chief
Tracker
Translator
Pack mule driver
Anthropologist
I'll pay you all between £1500-£2500 for a months work and the chance to be in a scientific breakthrough, just need about £100,000 raised to fund it
Look up Vietnamese Rock Apes for more info on the topic

what an era though
so many timeless looks

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eefuh

Because your brain overstimulates itself as a response to your constant use of a depressant so you always sleep like shit which makes you feel shit and want to drink more
Shit cycle mate

thinking about all the media and politicians that deserve death over these lockdowns that ruined the lives of exponetially more people than the chink virus
may death come to them soon

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neev

/britfeel/ radio is LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=BNcWv8lO2Mg

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turned off your jap proxy finally?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFnEhwmpjXI

popular culture will LITERALLY NEVER be this cool ever again

I can hack it in the jungle and carry lots of weight

you son of a bitch. i'm in.

EDIT: Thanks for gold, kind stranger!

bum-wank

>when you see the love of your life walk into the room

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that's niamh

Need another pack driver
I'm dead fucking serious about this
I've done nothing with my life and I'm bored of my job and everything going on

owf

guy on britain's got talent was from cheadle

rosy might actually date me now that she's a munter

sounds good, although when we reach the mountain top i will betray you, steal away in the dead of night, and attempt to return to civilization first in order to claim our discoveries as my own

*chips in a tenner*
cant join you myself but here you go lads

any use for an out of work aircraft mechanic?

why yes im just going to pack my range rover full of childrens toys

You a NEET?

Corona's literally a unwinnable. It's choice between young and old at this point. Sweden managed to stay open and their economy is nowhere near as bad as ours now

i would actually do it too

sorry, ser-sha

is that monica?

lmao
a.uguu.se/4NPl7FEHd2MV_Harry_and_Paul_-_S03E02-_16.01.560-17.30.880_-audio.mp4

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So how is Stacey doing these days?

Yep, that's our Poley.

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about to catch up on the current global affairs

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>now

hollering

i was the zoo employee who shot harambe. can i come

Sounds awful

(poster count goes up by one)

You need to watch out for unexploded ordnance and traps in the vietnam bush thanks to the war

She's called Jo now

their death rate is also the worst in the world

Fuck southerners.
If you're southern you're a tarq or an immigrant. No true British spirit or blood in your veins either way

Always need a honking great shite after drinking a can of coke.

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>7 British Citizens, believed to be part of an internet incel community, have been declared dead after an expedition into vietnam
>The group is believe to have succumbed to Dengeu shortly after arriving in Vietnam

VDNC

Boobs are chest butts

dont think so. it's princess chelsea

well gents?

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tfw no Mean, Cruel, Sadistic Southern English gf to abuse my scottish bollocks

2, 1

said it before and shall say it again

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20mg of sertraline down the gullet

yeah shan't
amer isnt even a fit tranny
grim

have sex

quite impressive that they were even able to board the plane without getting pulled over by the rozzers

the boy aint right

nowt wrong with some good prostate stimulation

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5 inches of willy down the trouser leg (and never coming up)

you actually watch bgt? i tried watching it a few weeks back and thought it was fake, overblown, emotionally manipulative shite

end up like these two
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_of_Kris_Kremers_and_Lisanne_Froon

they literally look the same mate

sit on the phone receiver and eat the cake

if i can assure its cleanliness (and the cake's tastiness) i'll straddle the cock please

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source?

bet are loz feels a bit annoyed at her "sources" now

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the 3 regions of england
norf
souf
ibeefa

hence the choice is between
>old people dying of 'rona
>economy tanking creating the circumstances for young people to die/become disadvantaged. Particularly minorities who will go uneducated and become more involved with gangs
Obviously no one wants to make this choice and it's not inherently binary but either way the one making it is going to look bad

doesn't mention the cock actually having to go up your arse so i'd probably sit on that and eat the cake

bit grim knowing that tomorrow will be just as boring and shit as today and yesterday were

sit on the left eat the right (on a diet)

kinda want to know the feel of a flame tickling my bumhole

Its parking patawayo!

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remember when she got an anonymous death threat and had the tax payer shill out £12,000 for security guards

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watch it with the parents. it's shite but sometimes the producers find a decent act to shove on there

this biased tory kike slag needs locking up

corr

>After April 6, multiple attempts of a false PIN code were entered into the iPhone; it never received the correct code again. One report showed that between 7 and 10 April, there were 77 emergency call attempts with the iPhone
> On April 8, ninety flash photos were taken between 01:00 and 04:00, apparently deep in the jungle and in near-complete darkness.

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that dress should be logged into evidence when she is arrested

love cock and i love cake

fuck this greece is too hard, fucking hate vic 2

>tell them I acted legally

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Just rang the rents up to ask for funds for my expedition, they weren't having it and my mum made me pay her back £25

A HORRID FATE

this one too

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What would you lads consider /brit/ essential watching?

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Might crack into a bit of marx. Finally see what its all aboot

Oh god he went out DRIVING hes LITERALLY killing PEOPLE11!!!!!

is this what people mean when they make reference to someone having a "gay alien skull"