If porn is illegal in UK how do they masturbate

If porn is illegal in UK how do they masturbate.

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with a photo of his queen

it’s not

they rape little girls

>He need porn to masturbate
You are weak.

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All you need is a coin or note, pretty decent mate

with their government-issued Bad Dragon® dildos

Not him but that "ban" literally never passed. Not only that but IIRC it was May's government that proposed it; they've all fucked off now so it's a dead duck.

They can masturbate, they just have to get a porn license first

hookers are legal

pornography is an evil market that capitalizes on primal urges that result in the highest dopamine release the body can naturally produce. This is highly addicting and can ruin lives. Im glad they banned porn, hopefully my country will follow in their footsteps.

*loicense

It isn’t. The government wants to ban it, but it’s never managed to get through parliament.

*sensible chuckle*

you can just have a wank without using porn

Porn block is only for kiddies.
I think it's a good call. Wish other countries had the integrity to introduce similar legislature.

And Gods must be strong...

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This would imply nobody masturbated befor the internet

>hopefully my country will follow in their footsteps.
heh...

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Masturbation isn't harmful.
The obscenity of some porn is.
Porn literacy should be limited to penis go in vagoo.

Scat, preggo porn, gay porn, tranny porn and rape simulation isn't for kids. That's why a porn ban is required for non-licensed parties, imho.

Unfortunately our gov likes to suck pozzed dick and cum.

what about cute & funny?
asking for a friend.

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perfectly fine

With tweezers and a magnifying glass

Don't know why this meme is still being forced. It literally hasn't happened and likely never will

I wank to scenes from films more often than I wank to porn

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The Digital Economy Act of 2018 made it possible late last year for a porn block legislation to be instituted which basically comes down to tighter porn walls on porn sites as organised by the porn sites themselves.

There should be a total ban of porn outside of legislated websites and the option for households to activate porn instead of getting it with the package automatically.

My ADD porn fried mind got into a political party for this reason. Maybe i'll turn the socialist nationalist and we can go to town again.

they masturbate to cute chilean sissies

>Brits literally have to lay outside on the ground and wait for a cloud to pass by the looks kind of like a titty just to wank off

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>fats be like: mom, dad, I want to be a demisexual hieroglyphic queer fantastical nazi bolshevist furry and my 'college' says that's totally valid

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I relate to this.

They don't masturbate

Imagine getting all of your information about a country from the Internet. It's obviously not banned.

I sneak into the women's changing rooms, lay down inside a stall and fap to their feet while they're 6 inches from my face.