/cum/ - canada, usa, mexico

it's yer dick been 2 smole...

you dont need to read any esoteric texts to understand occultism, it is inherit in the 7 circuits and 14 sub routines

OFFICIAL THREAD'S THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=HsIre-evoVI

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on the off hand chance that this isnt bait, youre buying the wrong size...

its a livin

That's the spirit, I think.

congenital defects, his spinal vertebra are fused where his neck should be
he literally doesn't have a neck

My dick is 7 inches, I buy the right size, but they're so fucking wide. I have to hold the base of the condom while fucking because if I don't the condom is so loose it will just come right off.

buy the right size nigga

needle dick

this nigga got a pencil dick hahaha

ou are buying the wrong size...

Yeah I have a needle dick but I fuck like a sewing machine.

You should be able to try them on in the changing room

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nice bro

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>I fuck like a sewing machine
what?

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1-3 play New Vegas
4-6 play Halo 2
7-9 take a shower
0 try to study the katakana

AAAAAAA I NEED A BF

i expected more from you America...

most condoms don't fit my BCC right and break half the time so i can't be bothered. my onetime favourite brand doesn't even exist anymore and i don't want to spend like $100 trying out all the other ones. i do know the other brands that bihs have at their place sometimes are fucking garbage

used to wear condoms 2 sizes too small to feel big

wtf thats not a good thing

I laughed at the fact you put a thread theme in a thread like that

proud of yourself?
stop being so desperate

youtu.be/tAxadstFhzo
We were born in tbe wrong timeline

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Talking to women is like pulling teeth.

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My friends and I are going on a cross country road trip to a couple national parks in the western u.s., do you guys have any tips?

bitch i need love

ok fag lol

it was a jackpot to spam this in luso the brazilian profesor are my ally!

bro I feel you...

youtube.com/watch?v=pXEsJsTOuOo

Really like the East German aesthetic.

Once the initial fun of talking to an attractive girl starts to wear off, you realize how boring they are. Attractive women don't have personalities.

what does that even mean?
not saying that you don't need it, just saying that being desperate about it ain't seen as good

Go outside with some chain and claim ownership of the most handsome man you see in eyesight

It was based
Authoritarian counties are kino
youtu.be/0wbP402ZCBU

i dont care how im perceived here

>what does that even mean?
They have nothing interesting to talk about.

Ale be like
>I don't care but I do

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OH WELL MY OLD MAN¨S A PROVO!!!!!!!!

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I'm sure there are freaks in these threads that would date ale if they showed proof they were even somewhat passable.

The importance of aesthetics are seriously underplayed

that's the diff btwn a quick fuck and a gf. attractive women that are in your league don't have personalities perhaps. find a muse or some shit bro

i already showed that im not

WAY DOWN
BELOW THE OCEAN
WHEEEEEERE I WANNA BE
SHE MAY BE...

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understandable
ok, how is pulling your teeth related to "nothing interesting to talk about"?

republics are gay
monarchies that are 94 year old women across an ocean are also gay

when?
post again i wanna masturbate

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Saying something is like "pulling teeth" means that it's a pain in the ass to do like how difficult it would be to pull teeth out of someone's mouth.

/cum/ more like bum haha xxx

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“People Live their Lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That is how they define "Reality" . But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? They are merely vague concepts... Their "Reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to be simply living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?" - Itachi Uchiha

if you really think about, everything is gay
idgi

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youtube.com/watch?v=V88yyayq6AY

pure comment

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WE ARE
WE ARE
WALMART

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shitskin x6 , soyboy console, black man, soyboy console, blackman, roided Manlet, you

WE WILL ROCK YOUUUUUUU

red hair
and a hand me down gown
you must be a weasley

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My ideology shifts between communism, fascism, and monarchism depending on what kind of music I'm listening to.

I'm sure somehow this is loss. I just haven't spotted the connection yet.

>U.S. President Carter, who visited Buckingham Palace during an economic summit in May 1977, also caused a stir during his trip. Midway through meeting the royals, Carter leaned over and kissed the Queen’s mother on the lips, prompting her into "taking an abrupt step back and saying that nobody had done that since her husband (George VI) died"
Hello CHAD department?

Oh Ireland is a very funny place sir, it's a strange and a troubled land
And the Irish are a very funny race sir; every woman's in the Cumhann na mBann.

youtube.com/watch?v=e5PnuIRnJW8

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I want a big man

ooohh... ok i get it now

I want a (wo)man.

youtu.be/D4kfhy5Kzkk
Why can't America do cool stuff like this?
>because there is no need and want rof money lol
We waste money on more stupid shit

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same desu

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If I ruled the world...