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sorry of press my tongue against the roof of my mouth and make a "chk-chk-chk"

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>USA
>Here, kitty-kitty

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I don't say anything because I'm not an autist

psstpstpstpstpst

ksksks/kiskiskis

I usually just say their name or click my fingers because I'm not a spastic.

mish mish mish

arrombado do caralho vem aqui

that SSHHH sound you make when trying to scare away a dog, either that or the sound of a rock landing near the fucking vermin

wtf there's no way

Im allergic

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Either pspspsp or ksksksks, both work.

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>talking to pet
>remember that it can't understand english
>start speaking random gibberish since I know it has the same effect
little creature is none the wiser

>sitting in my room on the computer, door closed because whenever cat comes in he starts fucking with my cables
>cat meowing really loudly
>he keeps meowing for 15 minutes straight
>finally get sick of this shit
>go out and check to see if anything is wrong
>water dish full, food dish full, litter box is clean
>he's got plenty of toys and scratching posts to play with
>finally walk over to the cat and ask what the fuck his problem is
>cat bites my hand, saunters away and sits on the couch, stops meowing
God damn it I hate this little cunt

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Guau

pspspspsps
mijauuu

I say "Git!".

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He is lonely you dumb shit

then maybe he should stop being a neet and get a fucking gf

What's wrong with this cat?

cats dont get lonely, they're all the bad aspects of women/autists combined in an animal, they dont have emotions and only like you purely for your utility to them.