The Celebration of the Lizard
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just on time
12:00 AM
anime time
delete your Instagram
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What I'm jacking off to right now.
need bf
Does it ever keep you up at night, the fact that a horse could just rape you if it wanted to and you’d be powerless to do anything about it?
need gf (female)
Do you agree?
the lord is my shepard i shall not want
he maketh me to lie down in green pastures he leadeth me beside the still waters
yay though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i will fear no evil for thou art with me thy rod and thy staff shall comfort me
>you need to login to download this hentai
>type "fuckingusername" and "fuckingpassword"
>it works
thoughts on this?
ur fukkin stupid bro
What about rude white people
The reason I hate male gays but don't mind female gays is because
1. They share my opinion that cute girls are cute
2. Women faggots have to have a superior male penis in them in order to breed and I can rape them
That article was 100% guaranteed to be written by a black karen...I guess a Sheniqua??
gay
normalfags(90%+ of the world population) are useless
I maintain that female homophiles do not exist. The very small amount of them are just LARPing ugly bitches.
There is no such thing as an attractive "lesbian", the whores you see in porn are acting.
What's it like being a low test faggot who goes for the easiest type of girls possible because he's ugly?
>hurr im stronker dan a horse wit an 18” cock
Dumbass, you’re gonna be Mr. Hands, non-con style.
you are ugly too
Pedophile
i thought i heard your voice on the wind
calling me back home
calling me back homeeeeee
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the only pedos on /cum/ are fk & urkel
are you so sure hahaha incel freak
kys retard
I hate that women still play these dating mind games in their mid-to-late 20s.
CUM? More like U, cause I only see US.
>single in their mid to late 20s
you wank to immoral attentionwhores
i hate you
ooooh say can you see
y
better than wanking to pedophile necrophilia like you do
this song should be bigger than it is. russian pop icon fr.
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i'm not fk
Can’t fall asleep on this goddamn couch
doesn't matter you fucking pervert would shoot you on sight
Who woke me up?
God damnit.
Everytime I watch Yuru Yuri I can't help but want to fap
Based and true
post pic of couch
you could if we were cuddling uwu
going to get a finance degree so i can become rich what do you reckon bros
I had a bad dream
i don't identify as a pervert
>swede is gone
bad times ahead :(
i hate everyone rn
Does that mean you hate yourself too
I reported that tweet for being abusive to a group of people
It’s too dark in that corner and my flash doesn’t work.
yes
i think my brain is coming back up online
it has sustatined damage
It's been 6 hours.
y is u sleeping in couch anyways?
Ouch. What's wrong?
he's a retard wannabe tranny always searching for attention
but if I kill myself I miss out on all the cute anime girls and China's rise
My thoughts on this:
Did you know that Zeus does NOT rhyme with Dr. Seuss?
In Ancient Greek it would have been pronounced more like ZDEus, of the same etymological origin as the Latin word Deus (ie Deus Vult etc)
Zeus and Jupiter are both evolutions of the ancient name Dyḗus ph2tḗr which means something like Sky Father. The Greeks dropped the father part, and the Latins changed Dyeu- to Ju-
Trinitarian Christianity as manifest in the churches is more of a continuation of the Greco-Roman tradition than OT Judaism. Heavy influence from the Greeks as the Bible was written, philosophical injections as well as the mystical
Look at the Christian Holy Trinity in comparison to the Roman Capitoline Triad, for example
Rabbinic Talmudism as manifest by non-Israelite Khazars is totally unrelated to any of that. The oldest full talmud is from 1342 in Munich
To me it seems most appropriate to just carry on whatever traditions have gone on in your family. Not necessarily whatever you were raised with because your parents or grandparents may have made some poor decisions, but maybe look at the last 5 or 10 generations to get a sense of things. Whatever your ancestors have been doing for centuries has been evolving and tailoring to them and their needs, and being their flesh and blood you and your needs will be similar
did you know that gay sex is legal in China
tl;dr NERD shit
Sleeping at my brothers place in the city because some family shit came up. I don’t know how to turn off the stove light and it in particular is keeping me right awake
Cringe. You can't be abusive to white people. Sorry, sweetie.
Really?
Probably should take care of that, so you don’t fill the whole room with carbon monoxide.
It's better to pull the bandaid off now before I get attached to her and the inevitable hurts too much.
yes
It’s just a lightbulb.
If there isnt a button on the stove itself, there is either a switch on top of or above the stove or it's on the microwave if there is one of those above it.
There's usually either a little switch somewhere or a lightbulb button
lightbulbs emit BILLIONS of dangerous PHOTONS!!1!
why is everyone talking about ketamine all of a sudden. is that the new hotness?
>3 days ago
I don't think i'm getting the place bros
The reason black people like pot so much is they're not intelligent enough to have psychadelic crisis, or if they do, they don't understand it enough to be afraid of it