>There's a part of South America that is LITERALLY France ie: Part of the EU, uses the Euro, votes in the French elections, votes in European elections, have French passports, follow French law and nothing else and is LITERALLY a department of France
wew
we have territories but they usually have their own little parliaments and autonomy - there's no LITERAL UK outside of the actual UK.
What happens here?
Space
sex
It's so French that black people live there
a friend of mine went there to witness a rocket launch (it got cancelled the day before) and he said it was a shithole full of joggers
also his airbnb host was a native french woman and he said he saw here bring home a black guy one day and heard her moaning later that night
According to my research: niggers and space exploring
Space program, FFL jungle training. And some black people live there too.
Well it's a former slave trade hub so ofc it's full of niggers. Nothing to do with the ones we willfully import from Sub-Saharan Africa. Niggers in our former colonies that became 100% french are fine. They mostly stay on their islands because they enjoy the full benefits of being french without having to leave everything behind to go live in mainland France. For this same reason it's very possible that if we kept Algeria french we would have a Muslim population of multiple millions yet probably very few Algerians in mainland France
don't they all go to france when it's time to go university?
I'm kind of blown away by Guiana.
It is the richest part of South America but it looks absolutely shit and poor as fuck.
>It is the richest part of South America
hahaha
>we literally have a border with Brazil and Suriname
Woah...
*grabs you by the throat*
umm. shut the fuck up !?!?!?
and the netherlands
>don't they all go to france when it's time to go university?
Yes but that's just what students do in general to escape from their parent's place, isn't it? Problem is that Guyana is very small and remote so they have to go to France and French people don't want to go to Guyana so there's no reason for the government to build new universities there. They usually go back to Guyana once they're done with their studies unless they find a good job in mainland France. French speaking Christian negroes with well paying jobs are the least of our concerns. If they don't find a job they go back to Guyana to leech off the French Republic's gibs while being under the sun. Not the best deal for us but I'd rather have a negro NEET thousands of kilometers away from mainland France than a negro thug as a neighbour
of course you had to bring up some stats you fucking bugman
>Boohoo why did this guy use facts to show me how fucking stupid I am
Fucking prieto indios, seriously...
that uses the french figure, spastic
France's version of Hong Kong
>It is the richest part of South America but it looks absolutely shit and poor as fuck.
Because of all the space engineer expats. They drive up the average like crazy even if the local populace is poor.
And well, Latin America is not that big of a competition either way.
they're the richest in south america
stop fighting it
just accept it
true but large parts of Chile, Argentina, Uruguay and southern Brazil look quite nice.
Peru in recent years has been getting a lot better too.
Far far better than the BEST French Guiana area anyway.
>why yes I live in the European Union, how could you tell
Brazil is our longest border ironically
I worked with an uncle and his nephew from there.
The nephew was Muslim and looked like an Indian crossbred with an Arab terrorist and the uncle looked like a short round dark Super Mario and was Christian. They told me it's just a fucked up 3rd world shithole with lots of honor killings and Muslim vs Christian violence.
They would talk to each other in some weird psuedo-english/I don't know what slang language which I could could understand really well for some reason which they were really surprised by.
you might be thinking of guyana, not french guyana, my fatty bombatty friend
No agriculture, no industry, we dropship all their needs but at extra expensive cost, while most people live on the same dole as the metropolis
There is independantist movement that want to change that
We should increase their dole or import shit from Brasil instead
french autism
kek
Gib it back
How come it's not independent as Dutch and English Guiana?
From what I know
>With Algeria independent, France loses its space station
>Charles de Gaulle wants a new space station, French Guiana is the optimal location due to its proximity to the equator (something to do with gravity and escape velocity)
>But it's on the UN list of territories to be decolonized
>De Gaulle pulls what the kids call a "pro gamer move" and organizes a referendum on independence
>The locals prefer gibsmedats over being free
>UN can't do shit because it's the will of the people
And all of that somehow escalated to De Gaulle trying to convince the UN that lobsters can jump and that means they don't walk across the bottom of the sea.